NPCs · first: S1 E1
Ostentatia Wallace
Ostentatia Wallace is an extremely bejeweled dwarven girl at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, first seen hanging out with friends near the water fountain E1·01:39:01. Riz asks her to spy on some girls in the changing room for him E1·01:39:13. In exchange she asks him to steal a teabag of "that gross tea that Principal Aguefort is always drinking" E1·01:39:53. When Riz brings it, she calls him a freak and goes to listen E1·01:41:36E1·01:41:41.
The next time the party sees her she is laid up in the nurses' office with her father beside her E3·01:28:20. Her father says she made a cup of tea at home and collapsed E3·01:30:10, and the nurse thinks it is "some form of poison" E3·01:30:33.
She later returns to school recovered, and Riz apologizes that she drank the tea E11·00:37:19E11·00:37:29. She sends the party an invitation to a party E11·01:36:44, where Aelwyn Abernant is holding a crystal palimpsest and Ostentatia is sucked into it E11·01:48:10 E11·01:48:21. Aelwyn pockets the palimpsest with her inside E12·00:01:50. Inside the crystal she is heard calling "Someone help!" E14·00:46:02, and at the arcade she is downloaded out of it E14·00:58:07.
Ostentatia Wallace is an extremely bejeweled dwarven girl at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy whose tea from Principal Aguefort's teabag makes her collapse in season 1 E1·01:39:01 E1·01:39:53 E3·01:30:10. She recovers and sends the party an invitation to a party, where she is sucked into a crystal palimpsest that Aelwyn Abernant holds E11·00:37:19 E11·01:36:44 E11·01:48:10 E11·01:48:21. At the arcade she is downloaded out of it E14·00:58:07.
In season 2 Zelda says that Skrank kind of ended his relationship with Ostentatia and she did not want it to end S2E1·01:29:13 S2E1·01:29:43. Aelwyn later recalls the "violent throes" they found themselves in at "Ostentatia's little shindig" S2E11·00:31:50.
The end-of-season-2.5 summary isn't written yet; below is the summary at the end of season 2. The Seven is covered under “By episode”.
Ostentatia Wallace is an extremely bejeweled dwarven girl at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy whose tea from Principal Aguefort's teabag makes her collapse in season 1 E1·01:39:01 E1·01:39:53 E3·01:30:10. She recovers and sends the party an invitation to a party, where she is sucked into a crystal palimpsest that Aelwyn Abernant holds E11·00:37:19 E11·01:36:44 E11·01:48:10 E11·01:48:21. At the arcade she is downloaded out of it E14·00:58:07.
In season 2 Zelda says that Skrank kind of ended his relationship with Ostentatia and she did not want it to end S2E1·01:29:13 S2E1·01:29:43. Aelwyn later recalls the "violent throes" they found themselves in at "Ostentatia's little shindig" S2E11·00:31:50.
By episode
S1 E1: The Beginning Begins (Ep. 1)
S1 E3: Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3)
S1 E11: Cool Kids, Cold Case (Ep. 11)
- Ostentatia Wallace — dwarf girl, back at school after the tea — 00:37:19. Her note: "“crystal Johnny Palipses,” right? Penelope?" — 00:37:48. Sends the party invitation — 01:36:44; the house is possibly hers (map label "Wallace Residence", frame 01:37:11), not stated. Sucked into a crystal palimpsest by Aelwyn — 01:48:21
S1 E12: The Sisterly Showdown (Ep. 12)
S1 E13: First Kisses and Last Words (Ep. 13)
- Ostentatia Wallace — trapped in the palimpsest — 00:00:00
S1 E14: Arcade Ambush (Ep. 14)
S2 E1: Sophomores Start
S2 E11: Revelations & Revivifications
- Ostentatia — mentioned (her "little shindig") — 00:31:50
7M E1: Party of Seven
- Jersey accent, gems and jewels she made herself, "decked to the nines" — 00:13:07
- Wakes angry at Aelwyn Abernant:
- Summons her "family hammer" (the Fammer) — 00:36:15, 00:36:27
- Casts Animate Objects on the chains and releases the others — 00:35:39, 00:36:37
- Casts Mending on the mirror; every bracelet then shows her face — 01:05:47, 01:12:20
- Prays at night for her spells; her god "has not communicated to, or spoken to a cleric in like many, many centuries" — 02:12:04
- Natural 20 Perception shows the pawn shop with her father's tools — 02:22:43, 02:23:20
- Animates the pawned mithral tools to break out — 02:24:05, 02:24:39
"Listen, as long as you're not Aelwyn Abernant, we're fucking friends." — 00:15:12
"I did that on purpose." — 01:06:26
"Okay, tools, let's go to the factory." — 02:26:29
7M E2: In or Out
- Argues bureaucratically with Aguefort: "you want like, the rest of our party to just leave" — 00:06:59
- Spiteful in the fight: "Who's being petty?" — 00:46:32
- Apology scene with Antiope, sobbing: "What the fuck is going on?" — 00:56:36
- Apologizes to Zelda: "I was such a fucking cow." — 01:06:00
- Prays to Logran Soulforger; wishes her father to feel like himself again — 01:45:07, 01:47:18
- Casts Commune with the City on Tectonya; Religion 17; result: Tectonya is not in Elmville but "has at times been here" — 01:44:21, 01:44:56; Religion 17 also tells her of a famous Dwarven holy site in the Mountains of Chaos, "the site of a very dangerous and deadly pilgrimage for Dwarven heroes" — 01:45:07
- Declares in a video to the group that she will take the GED:
- Surprised and snarky at Charity: "Rapscallion?" — 02:15:59
"I have made the executive decision that no matter what anybody wants" — 02:06:13
7M E3: Big City Connections
- Commune With the City; religion total 20 — 00:03:53
- Argues for the internship and says "Ipso flipso." — 00:13:11
- Earrings of Diamond Charm on the guard — 00:37:12
- Investigate natural 20; the Temple of the Earth Defiant map is hers — 00:41:35, 00:46:00
- Rides Starforge, who is "born of a wish to be a horse"; reaction:
- Initiative 1 — 01:53:54
"That Antiope could take the internship and we could use this." — 00:12:55
"I'm a student." — 00:36:45
"Listen, don't threaten me with a good time." — 01:39:27
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