Stone Temple Pile-Up

0:00:03 Brennan: In the world of Spyre did prophecy foretell that the dragon Kalvaxus would rise to power when once more were seven maidens chained at the mouth of his cave. What the prophecy could not predict was what the seven had in store for the world. United by prophecy, bound by friendship, the seven Maidens would quickly become one of Spyre's premier parties of teen heroes and all-star students at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. [end intro]

0:00:39 Brennan: Y'all want to play some D&D? (players cheering)

0:00:43 Brennan: Hello one and all and welcome to another thrilling episode of Dimension 20 "The Seven." I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. With me as always are our Heroic High Schoolers. Say hi, Heroic High Schoolers.

0:00:53 All: Hi, Heroic High Schoolers.

0:00:55 Brennan: Last we left off we were racing across the stone bridges and vast chasms of the Temple of the Earth Defiant looking for the lost superintendent of the Solisian school system, Tectonya Karkovnya. However, as some monstrosities and Fey that seem to be strange hybrids of beasts here in the Mountains of Chaos, ether beasts, a mixture of blink dogs and displacer beasts and these temple harpies, strange Fey harpy creatures with leaf-like wings descended to prevent our bold adventurers from closing in on their target. We know that safety lies in the sanctum of the Temple of the Earth Defiant for even though these advanced guard of monstrosities bedevil us now, you see coming through the sky and coming up the mountain behind you even more of these monstrosities to follow. We return now to pitched combat! Antiope Jones, your turn is concluded.

0:01:58 Aabria: Yes!

0:01:58 Brennan: From the previous episode.

0:01:59 Izzy: Finally.

0:01:59 Sephie: And what a turn it was.

0:02:01 Becca: Are we gonna recap any of that?

0:02:02 Brennan: Not gonna recap. Oh fine, I suppose we can recap that a swarm of magical geese absolutely fucked the king of the ether beasts, Kurraghran and-

0:02:18 Erika: Gaggle.

0:02:18 Brennan: And the Harpy Queen of the Mountains of Chaos was grounded in a single hit from a wing shot from the bow of Antiope Jones. (Aabria cheers)

0:02:30 Brennan: Absolutely wild. Not even first round, first half of a round. Speaking of which, we start with some concentration checks. I am going to need, Antiope, you've taken no damage thus far, correct?

0:02:44 Aabria: Correct.

0:02:47 Brennan: Penny, you've taken no damage thus far, correct.

0:02:49 Becca: Correct, somehow.

0:02:51 Brennan: Danielle, you took 45 points of damage, correct?

0:02:53 Erika: I did.

0:02:54 Brennan: So you're going to need to make me a DC 22 constitution saving throw.

0:03:00 Erika: With advantage?

0:03:00 Brennan: With advantage.

0:03:01 Erika: Because of War Caster, right?

0:03:02 Brennan: Because of War Caster, that's correct.

0:03:08 Erika: 21.

0:03:08 Brennan: What? Wow, that was very close. I am so sorry, 21, not 22, brutal. You rolled an 18 on the die?

0:03:20 Erika: Yeah.

0:03:21 Brennan: Oh my God. In that blast of light from the Harpy Queen you lose concentration on Conjure Animals.

0:03:29 Erika: Ah, my geese!

0:03:31 Brennan: So you only got to do 70 damage once. ?: Oh.

0:03:34 Aabria: So good though.

0:03:37 Brennan: And you'll have to cast it again if you want to do it again. (players laughing)

0:03:43 Brennan: I know what's coming for me, all right. I'm gonna take my little V’s where I can get 'em. A little victory for the DM here with a concentration save. Katja Cleaver, that is your turn.

0:03:55 Rekha: Yeah so there's one of these guys right in front of me. I wanna hit with my ax, with my Vicious Great Ax.

0:04:08 Brennan: Amazing, so you are attacking.

0:04:12 Rekha: That one.

0:04:13 Brennan: You're attacking the ether beast right behind you.

0:04:14 Rekha: Yeah.

0:04:14 Brennan: Absolutely, go for it. And you get one attack roll, go for your first attack roll.

0:04:19 Rekha: Okay. Okay, that's 14 and then I add 10, 24.

0:04:26 Brennan: 24 is going to be a hit.

0:04:26 Rekha: Okay, [rolling the r] grrrrreat. And so now 1d12 plus six, okay. There is a d12. Okay, 11 plus six, 17.

0:04:41 Brennan: 17 damage to the ether beast behind you, amazing.

0:04:44 Rekha: Okay, and then I get to do something else?

0:04:47 Brennan: Yes, not only do you get to attack twice, but you can also use any of your Battle Master maneuvers-

0:04:52 Rekha: Okay, great, is it crazy? (laughs)

0:04:57 Izzy: Do it.

0:04:57 Sephie: Do it.

0:04:58 Erika: Do it, do it.

0:04:59 Rekha: So I have something called Tripping Attack and I know that that makes someone prone. Is there a way I can trip it off of the mountain?

0:05:05 Brennan: So unfortunately you cannot trip, none of your maneuvers, I believe, allow you to do shove attacks. However, you are always, unless-

0:05:14 Rekha: I have Pushing Attack.

0:05:15 Brennan: Oh, Pushing Attack would absolutely do that.

0:05:18 Aabria: And does anything else change because we are all much stronger because of Bear Spirit?

0:05:26 Brennan: Oh my God, the Bear Spirit is also here.

0:05:28 Rekha: Sorry.

0:05:28 Erika: You get advantage on strength checks.

0:05:32 Brennan: Okay, that will not affect this strength saving throw.

0:05:35 Aabria: Okay, is she pushing harder because of it? I'm sorry, I want this to be good for her.

0:05:41 Brennan: You have a second attack coming so we can go ahead and raise that DC to a 19 because you're in the Bear Spirit area. So I'm gonna go ahead and roll a strength... So add the extra damage dice for Pushing Attack because I believe you do-

0:05:56 Rekha: 1d8?

0:05:59 Brennan: You roll 1d8.

0:05:59 Rekha: Thank you.

0:06:01 Brennan: For your Pushing Attack.

0:06:01 Rekha: Okay, it's a three.

0:06:04 Brennan: Three damage to that ether beast. It rolls a natural 18 on the die for its saving throw. It is not pushed back on that attack, but you do have another attack.

0:06:11 Rekha: Okay, 23.

0:06:14 Brennan: 23 is definitely gonna hit.

0:06:14 Rekha: Mm-hmm, okay. And then I want to do...

0:06:19 Brennan: You're also welcome to try the exact same thing again if you want to.

0:06:21 Rekha: Maybe I will.

0:06:26 Brennan: Amazing, go ahead and roll the extra, not only the d12 but the d8 for the extra damage as well so you roll them both.

0:06:32 Rekha: Okay, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. A d12 and a d8. Seven plus two, nine.

0:06:39 Brennan: Plus six, right?

0:06:42 Rekha: Plus six, yeah.

0:06:42 Brennan: Yes. Another 15 damage, wham, wham, your action hits twice. It's gonna roll another save. It needs to hit a 15 or higher. It's a natural six.

0:06:55 Aabria: Yes! (claps)

0:06:58 Katja: This is for looking at Cinnamon wrong! (players laughing)

0:07:01 Brennan: Incredible.

0:07:05 Sephie: Oh my God, that's so good.

0:07:05 Brennan: Amazing. As we've discussed, and I know that they haven't come up for you all yet, but trust me, you will be grateful for these if it should happen to you. We're going to roll, I'll say, and you just did 15 points of damage to it, right?

0:07:20 Rekha: Mm-hmm.

0:07:20 Brennan: So I'm going to do a DC 15 dexterity save for this creature right now as you 'cause 15 feet is enough to get this thing all the way to the edge. So we'll do a DC 15 dexterity save. It needs a 13 or higher. You all watch Katja, boom, boom, as this thing tries to go for Cinnamon, which you actually prevented, right?

0:07:43 Rekha: Yeah, I did.

0:07:44 Brennan: So a tentacle goes for Cinnamon's hindquarters and instead wraps around your forearm. You grab its tentacle, yank it to cleave across its face, blinding it in one eye and then on the backswing come around and send this ether beast screaming and howling over the edge of the cliff, tumbling down the cliff side.

0:08:05 Rekha: Okay.

0:08:05 Aabria: Yes, let's go! (players cheering)

0:08:07 Rekha: Let me ask you this. Aabria has reminded me, I have Action Surge to attack two more times. Aabria smiles at Brennan.

0:08:13 Brennan: [chuckling, slightly pained] You do, you do. [nods] (players laughing)

0:08:18 Aabria: We love you.

0:08:18 Rekha: I love you. Okay, there's another one of these fucks looking kind of at me.

0:08:21 Brennan: Yeah.

0:08:23 Rekha: And I think he's also looking at Cinnamon wrong. And I think his friend tried to grab Cinnamon's butt, and only I can do that.

0:08:27 Brennan: Yep.

0:08:28 Rekha: So I'm going to try to attack that guy.

0:08:31 Aabria: You're a horse berserker. (laughs)

0:08:34 Brennan: Incredible, go ahead and roll your attack roll.

0:08:40 Rekha: That's a natural one.

0:08:40 Brennan: That's gonna be a miss.

0:08:46 Rekha: Okay, that is a 14.

0:08:49 Brennan: 14 is actually gonna be a hit. That's actually gonna be a hit.

0:08:52 Rekha: Okay so then I, sorry, to remind myself a d12?

0:08:54 Brennan: A d12, yes.

0:08:57 Rekha: Okay, cool.

0:08:58 Brennan: Now, this is in the middle of the platform up here so it's not close enough to any edge to necessarily get knocked out.

0:09:03 Rekha: Yes, yes. Okay, that's a two plus six, eight.

0:09:09 Brennan: Amazing, eight damage to that one.

0:09:12 Rekha: And then a maneuvering attack.

0:09:14 Brennan: Hell yes.

0:09:14 Rekha: Okay.

0:09:15 Brennan: Ooh, a maneuvering attack, amazing.

0:09:18 Rekha: Hmm, would tripping make sense to put them down or should I just try to push even though it won't get them to the edge?

0:09:26 Brennan: It's also possible, 'cause you do only have five superiority die.

0:09:29 Rekha: Yeah.

0:09:29 Brennan: So it's also possible that you might want to hold on. You've used two, you get an attack on this one. Tripping would make this thing slower. It would have to spend part of its movement getting up the next turn, but other than that you won't be able to push it off or necessarily do those other things.

0:09:43 Rekha: I think I'm just gonna attack again.

0:09:45 Brennan: Hell yeah, go for it, love it.

0:09:46 Rekha: Okay. (dramatic instrumental music)

0:09:50 Brennan: 26 hits. Or sorry, is this your fifth attack? 'Cause you missed.

0:09:54 Rekha: What am I doing, yeah.

0:09:56 Brennan: You rolled a nat one and that was-

0:09:57 Rekha: Oh my God, yes, I forgot the nat one.

0:09:58 Brennan: No, all good.

0:09:58 Rekha: Okay, cool so then...

0:10:01 Brennan: Any bonus actions?

0:10:01 Rekha: Bonus actions, yes, okay. So Commander Strike, right?

0:10:03 Brennan: Ooh.

0:10:06 Aabria: You have to attack only one time.

0:10:09 Rekha: Oh, that's what that means, okay, great, perfect. So then let's see, then I don't know if I have a bonus action that's like-

0:10:16 Brennan: That's a really good turn. Do you want your horse to move? Do you want your horse to get out of there or no?

0:10:21 RekhaRekha: Hmm.

0:10:23 Aabria: “Your horse.” Put some respect on Cinnamon's name.

0:10:24 Brennan: Cinnamon.

0:10:25 Rekha: I feel like I'm one of the tank people so I'm fine to stay here. Yeah, I'm fine to hang out here, I don't need to move her.

0:10:35 Brennan: Awesome, in that case, so Katja, all of you that are sprinting towards the temple see Katja wheel around, bat one of these ether beasts off of the top of the mountain and fully is kind of like a Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-dum or sort of like, "Get to the Chopper," is like-

0:10:54 Izzy: Just as Gandalf once said, "Get to the chopper!"

0:10:59 Brennan: [Gandalf voice] “Frodo, get to the chopper!”

0:11:01 Rekha: [Gandalf voice] Last chopper out of Saigon, Frodo. (players laughing)

0:11:03 Brennan: Amazing.

0:11:06 Izzy: [Gandalf voice] “You shall not chopper.” (group laughing)

0:11:10 Erika: [Gandalf voice] “Come with me if you want to live, you fools!” (players laughing)

0:11:16 Sephie: Oh my God. That took me a second to get and I'm like, oh my God.

0:11:20 Rekha: [Gandalf voice] Higgledy-piggledy. (players laughing)

0:11:24 Izzy: ♪ Stupid, we are stupid ♪

0:11:28 Brennan: The next thing that's gonna happen, and that now that he is, oh, he does have to Create Bonfire damage again I believe, right? Does he get another dex save against that? Becca is bent over her laptop.

0:11:37 Izzy: [whispered] Penny.

0:11:37 Brennan: Sorry, Penny Luckstone.

0:11:39 Becca: Sorry, I'm making a flowchart 'cause someone told me it was a really cool thing to do on your turn. What's up with bonfire?

0:11:45 Brennan: Go ahead and roll Create Bonfire damage for me again.

0:11:46 Becca: Oh yes, please. Okay, that's d8.

0:11:48 Izzy: I mean, it's smart for Penny to think that she wouldn't have to go again for another four hours.

0:11:52 Brennan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

0:11:55 Izzy: Considering...

0:11:56 Becca: Eight damage from my super awesome bonfire.

0:12:00 Rekha: Yes!

0:12:01 Brennan: Another eight damage to Kurraghran who is going to-

0:12:06 Sephie: Oh, he's alive, dang.

0:12:06 Brennan: Leap forward...

0:12:09 Rekha: No thanks.

0:12:09 Sephie: I thought he died, too.

0:12:10 Rekha: You're gross.

0:12:13 Brennan: Katja.

0:12:13 Rekha: Yes.

0:12:15 Brennan: Kurraghran's coming right for you.

0:12:18 Rekha: Oh, good.

0:12:19 Brennan: He's gonna take a first swing here with his bite attack. That is going to hit. I'm gonna need a strength saving throw from you.

0:12:29 Becca: Advantage 'cause bear stuff.

0:12:31 Brennan: Yes, you have advantage on this.

0:12:32 Rekha: Okay, that's eight plus nine, 17.

0:12:36 Brennan: 17.

0:12:38 Rekha: 12 plus nine, 21.

0:12:38 Brennan: You are not unsaddled. He attempts to rip you off of the saddle and you-

0:12:43 Katja: [yelling] Nothing can tear me off this horse! (group laughing)

0:12:49 Aabria: That scared me.

0:12:50 Izzy: Me too.

0:12:50 Brennan: The conviction.

0:12:50 Becca: Quad strength, engage!

0:12:53 Katja: You can never break the bond between a girl and her horse!

0:12:56 Erika: God, I love it. (players laughing)

0:12:59 Brennan: Incredible!

0:12:59 Aabria: Connected at the hymen.

0:13:01 Rekha: Yeah, we're connected at the hymen, oh my.

0:13:04 Becca: I was looking for the hymen joke and I couldn't find it... just like the hymen.

0:13:10 Rekha: I think the only thing you may break is my hymen.

0:13:14 Aabria: Oh my God, you're just up in this… Brennan begins to ominously shake a large handful of dice.

0:13:17 Rekha: Uh-oh, bitch. (players laughing)

0:13:20 Sephie: Look how baller that is.

0:13:21 Aabria: Girl, I'm nervous for you.

0:13:22 Rekha: No.

0:13:22 Erika: Not like this.

0:13:25 Aabria: Girl, I'm a little nervous for you.

0:13:26 Sephie: Nervous.

0:13:26 Rekha: Come at me. Katja has never felt more empowered than someone trying to come at Cinnamon.

0:13:33 Becca: Yeah.

0:13:34 Sephie: With all of her on top of horses surrounding her.

0:13:37 Rekha: Yeah, that too is also sad, yeah.

0:13:39 Brennan: 57, but you have Heavy Armor Master?

0:13:41 Rekha: Mm-hmm.

0:13:42 Brennan: So every time it's three less damage than it would be so that's, you take 48 points of damage as Kurraghran goes,

0:13:49 Kurraghran: (snarls) A meal to be ate.

0:13:55 Brennan: And just, (grunts) tentacles biting into you. This massive monster.

0:13:58 Rekha: You said 48?

0:14:02 Brennan: 48, yep. And that is going to be the ether king's turn.

0:14:11 Aabria: My God, he just took a screenshot of how much damage he's done.

0:14:16 Brennan: Yeah, 48 is a lot.

0:14:19 Rekha: I got 69 left. [wiggles her eyebrows] And I say that to the monster.

0:14:25 Brennan: You break the fourth wall.

0:14:25 Rekha: Yeah. (laughs)

0:14:27 Brennan: To be like, I understand that hit points are a real thing in our world, amazing! That is going to be Sam Nightingale's turn.

0:14:35 Sephie: Okay, so I am atop [slight pause] my mighty steed.

0:14:39 Rekha: I was like, whoa, big pause.

0:14:39 Becca: We know.

0:14:43 Sephie: Like, I was saying wholesomely-

0:14:45 Izzy: You know what? Let's talk about it.

0:14:47 Sephie: Sam is atop her mighty steed Taffodil.

0:14:50 Brennan: Yes.

0:14:51 Sephie: And she's going to lean down and whisper in Taffodil's ear,

0:14:56 Sam: How do you feel about like, flying? (Becca gasps)

0:15:02 Taffodil: [Southern] Sure, I feel great about flying, honey, let's go!

0:15:04 Rekha: Oh my.

0:15:04 Aabria: Taffodil!

0:15:06 Rekha: That's what Taffodil sounds like?

0:15:08 Izzy: Taffy!

0:15:08 Sam: We are best friends now.

0:15:11 Taffodil: Oh my Lord, thank you so much, let's fly!

0:15:14 Rekha: Katja is crying her eyes out.

0:15:17 Sephie: So I am going to, like with a flourish of a hand, wisps of air and just sleet from the ground whip up together and I am going to burn two sorcery points to cast Fly as a bonus action.

0:15:33 Brennan: Whoa!

0:15:33 Aabria: Let's go.

0:15:34 Brennan: Amazing.

0:15:35 Sephie: And give this thing a flying speed equivalent to its movement speed.

0:15:39 Brennan: Wow. (lively instrumental music)

0:15:41 Becca: Oh wow, you're flying!

0:15:41 Izzy: Oh, you look- (players cheering)

0:15:46 Brennan: Now flying, Taffodil says,

0:15:46 Taffodil: Oh, I love this. I always wanted to be a flying horse, but I didn't want to be a Pegasus. I didn't want those big wings, you know? 'Cause how do you even put a saddle on?

0:15:55 Sam: Yeah, and they make you very wide.

0:15:58 Taffodil: Exactly, that's exactly what I'm saying.

0:16:00 Rekha: Katja looks up and does the pledge of allegiance to it. (group laughing)

0:16:04 Brennan: You're on a flying horse, incredible.

0:16:06 Sephie: Okay, I am going to fly. I'm gonna fly over the cliffs instead of across the bridge.

0:16:12 Brennan: Okay, amazing.

0:16:13 Sephie: And then stop like 15 feet away from them. I'm gonna fly over here.

0:16:16 Brennan: Awesome.

0:16:20 Sephie: And then I am going to gather storm clouds above me and lightning in my palms.

0:16:30 Rekha: God!

0:16:30 Sephie: And my eyes are gonna glow bright white and I'm just going to cast lightning bolt at this fucking Harpy Queen and the two harpies in front of it because I'm just-

0:16:42 Becca: Done with all of this.

0:16:45 Rekha: Fuck you too!

0:16:46 Brennan: Okay, so a couple things. Number one, so the first thing that's gonna happen is this. You cast Lightning Bolt. Now, I know that you are gonna have a response to this, but the Harpy Queen is going to cast a fifth-level counterspell.

0:16:58 Sephie: Can I counterspell back? No, I don't think I can do anything about that.

0:17:09 Brennan: Well, you can counterspell. It just comes down to a roll of the dice.

0:17:11 Sephie: Okay.

0:17:12 Brennan: So it's gonna become an ability check. You're trying to beat a DC 15 which means you need to roll an 11 or higher.

0:17:19 Sephie: Okay.

0:17:19 Becca: You got this.

0:17:23 Brennan: (gasps) I am wrong. (Rekha screams)

0:17:25 Brennan: When did Antiope go? Antiope went after the Harpy Queen, correct?

0:17:30 Sephie: Oh.

0:17:31 Brennan: Sorry, let me just look at something real quick.

0:17:32 Becca: She had to cast Shield, right?

0:17:33 Aabria: Yeah, she cast Shield on herself.

0:17:35 Sephie: Yeah, she cast Shield. It's the same round.

0:17:36 Rekha: [squealing] Yeah!!

0:17:36 Brennan: Yeah, it's the same round, Harpy cast Shield. I am wrong, this fully works, it fully, fully works.

0:17:41 Becca: Okay, it's happening, it's happening.

0:17:44 Aabria: I'm proud of you.

0:17:44 Brennan: Here we go.

0:17:44 Sephie: I'm gonna cast Lightning Bolt then.

0:17:46 Brennan: Cool.

0:17:47 Sephie: I should have pulled this out already. I had a completely different turn planned so, okay. Oh, it's just a dexterity saving throw from...

0:17:56 Brennan: Amazing.

0:17:56 Sephie: For all of them.

0:17:56 Brennan: For all of them. Okay, you cast Lightning Bolt to hit both of those harpies. Incredible, we're...

0:18:06 Sephie: Spell save is… Why can't I tell what this was? 16.

0:18:12 Brennan: Okay. Couple things are gonna happen all at once. You're gonna get your Lightning Bolt off. Harpy Queen cannot counter it. However, these two harpies that we said had readied actions before are now going to unload their readied actions. We also have to resolve the opportunity attacks.

0:18:29 Sephie: That I'm gonna take from...

0:18:30 Brennan: That you're gonna take from the displacer beasts unless you want to use your horse's action to disengage.

0:18:37 Sephie: I use the horse's action to disengage.

0:18:39 Brennan: Okay, so you move only 90 feet which should get you to where you need to go.

0:18:42 Sephie: Yep.

0:18:43 Brennan: Let me just double check that again real quick so we're being as diligent as possible. You are right here, and now, yeah, that's perfect, you're great. So you get there, your horse uses disengage to get gone. And then let's see here. So I'm gonna need from Antiope and Sam, I am gonna need Wisdom saves for you and your horse. Let me just make those two saves right now. It's a DC of 11.

0:19:17 Aabria: Oh.

0:19:19 Sephie: Oh no.

0:19:19 Aabria: Natural 20 for me.

0:19:20 Sephie: Ooh, 18 for me.

0:19:20 Brennan: 18 for you.

0:19:24 Aabria: 11 for...

0:19:25 Sephie: Oh, the horse, too?

0:19:26 Brennan: 11.

0:19:26 Aabria: Yeah, 11. I keep wanting to call her Alagonzet.

0:19:28 Brennan: Elegonia?

0:19:30 Aabria: Elegonia.

0:19:31 Sephie: A two for my horse.

0:19:31 Brennan: Two for your horse. Okay, so two for your horse on the first one, right? That's the good one to fail because this one is the psychic shriek so Taffodil takes 11, 14, both of you and Elegonia take eight.

0:19:58 Aabria: Okay.

0:20:03 Brennan: So that happens. I will immediately need a concentration saving throw for your Fly spell.

0:20:09 Sephie: I roll with advantage for this 'cause of War Caster right?

0:20:10 Brennan: You do, and it's only a DC 10.

0:20:12 Sephie: Okay, punk-ass bitch harpies.

0:20:15 Aabria: Let's go.

0:20:17 Sephie: I make it, yeah.

0:20:17 Brennan: Amazing. Now the other harpy with a readied action is going to go. I'm going to need another two DC 11 wisdom saves. This is the one that really-

0:20:26 Sephie: For both the horse and-

0:20:28 Brennan: Both the horse and you.

0:20:32 Aabria: Dirty 20 for me, nine for Elegonia.

0:20:36 Brennan: Elegonia goes prone unconscious.

0:20:39 Aabria: Shit.

0:20:39 Sephie: Nat one for me, two for my horse.

0:20:43 Erika: Oof!

0:20:43 Brennan: So, we're going to resolve the Lightning Bolt first.

0:20:47 Sephie: Okay.

0:20:49 Brennan: You get your Lightning Bolt off with this readied action and then you all watch Sam and Taffodil go unconscious in midair over open air.

0:21:04 Becca: Oh, oh, oh, no, no! I already used my reaction!

0:21:06 Brennan: Oh no! Now we're gonna resolve that when that happens. But we're gonna do this first. Your DC is 16, Sam.

0:21:17 Sephie: Yeah.

0:21:20 Brennan: So we're gonna resolve Lightning Bolt up top. The two temple harpies are gonna take full damage. Momma harpy makes the save. Go ahead and roll damage for me.

0:21:31 Sephie: Okay, so it's 8d6.

0:21:31 Izzy: Momma harpy.

0:21:36 Rekha: [Italian accent] A-momma harpy.

0:21:36 Aabria: Momma harpy.

0:21:40 Brennan: [Italian accent] “Me and my beautiful daughters, we kill sailors.” (players laughing)

0:21:42 Rekha: [Italian accent] “We kill high school girls.”

0:21:48 Becca: Oh, I didn't use my reaction, I could save you.

0:21:53 Sephie: Okay, that is...

0:21:55 Izzy: Oh, I should have given you some d6.

0:21:56 Sephie: 23 damage.

0:21:56 Brennan: 23 damage. Both harpies, so that's gonna be 11 damage to the Harpy Queen. Right before Sam goes into unconsciousness, first of all also in unconsciousness, you lose concentration on the fly spell.

0:22:12 Sephie: Yeah.

0:22:14 Brennan: So (mimics wind howling) and-

0:22:16 Becca: I don't think I used my reaction. I thought I did but I was wrong. I want to cast Feather Fall.

0:22:21 Brennan: Yeah, evasion doesn't use reaction. Is Feather Fall a reaction spell?

0:22:26 Becca: Yes.

0:22:26 Brennan: Amazing. You have just saved your friend's life.

0:22:30 Aabria: Oh my God.

0:22:30 Sephie: Thank you so much! Oh my God.

0:22:31 Izzy: And if you didn't, I was gonna try and use Dispel Magic.

0:22:34 Brennan: To like, yeah, exactly. So you go out with Feather Fall. : Didn't lose the fall.

0:22:39 Brennan: Yeah, Penny, so you see Sam, beautiful lightning. Both of the harpies in front of the Harpy Queen (screams) are shredded into sticks, bone, and wood. (players cheering)

0:22:50 Brennan: Incinerated, gone. And there's just a tumble.

0:22:53 Rekha: Her daughter died.

0:22:55 Brennan: It's very funny 'cause it's a fly spell leaving as a Feather Fall starts so it's sort of this like, slow-motion spin cycle of Sam on a horse just spinning through space.

0:23:05 Sephie: I'm going to roll to see how hot I look doing this.

0:23:08 Aabria: You better roll with advantage.

0:23:09 Brennan: Roll performance, yeah.

0:23:11 Rekha: And roll with advantage.

0:23:11 Aabria: With advantage 'cause you're hot.

0:23:12 Sephie: That's a nat 20.

0:23:12 Izzy: It is!

0:23:15 Rekha: All of this turn.

0:23:15 Aabria: It’s so pretty! Oh my gosh.

0:23:17 Brennan: Just like pure, Cirque du Soleil, like Enya music takes over the. It's just spinning underwater, hair moving like. Everyone flips open their fans. Danielle and Katja are recording videos on their crystals.

0:23:26 Rekha: Holy.

0:23:28 Erika: Danielle takes a picture-

0:23:28 Antiope: Yeah, light up the crystal.

0:23:32 Penny: It's really cute.

0:23:32 Rekha: We all film it.

0:23:34 Aabria: Yeah.

0:23:34 Danielle: Wow.

0:23:35 Brennan: You guys, Zelda goes like,

0:23:36 Zelda: I'll upload this on my little mechanical docent guy and so we can get this, 'cause I know that we hired that person to edit our sponsor vids before. (players laughing)

0:23:45 Pe: Yeah, we did.

0:23:48 Rekha: Friend is dying, #dying.

0:23:51 Brennan: The Seven Maidens adventuring party brought to you by Smashburger. (players laughing)

0:23:57 Sephie: Oh God, we're influencers now.

0:24:00 Brennan: Incredible, those harpies are incinerated.

0:24:04 Aabria: Nice.

0:24:05 Brennan: And Sam, you and Taffodil are unconscious, but in Feather Fall. We are going to move to Ostentatia's turn.

0:24:12 Aabria: Let's go.

0:24:12 Izzy: What? (group laughing)

0:24:16 Izzy: Okay, here I am. I've got a lot of little doggies around me.

0:24:24 Brennan: Mm-hmm, yeah, and I'm gonna say that as Ostentatia is figuring out what she's gonna do, let's go ahead and lower Sam and Taffodil by 30 feet 'cause the Feather Fall, about half of the Feather Fall's movement as you begin to drop down. Cool, great.

0:24:41 Sephie: Still looking hot the entire way.

0:24:43 Rekha: Oh, on a nat 20, for sure.

0:24:43 Sephie: Oh my God.

0:24:44 Brennan: If you want to make an insight check or perception check to help you figure out what to do, you're also welcome to do that.

0:24:50 Izzy: Okay, beep, boop, beep, boop, beep. Okay, fine, I'll just cast one spell. (players laughing)

0:24:56 Sephie: So dejected.

0:24:58 Izzy: I'll cast Flame Strike.

0:24:58 Brennan: Ooh, incredible. You cast Flame Strike, awesome.

0:25:06 Izzy: Each creature within a 10 foot radius, 40 foot high cylinder.

0:25:11 Brennan: So you couldn't hit the harpies over Zelda, Penny, and Danielle because you'd hit them as well. You could hit the Harpy Queen. You could hit the ether beasts, some of the ether beasts around you.

0:25:24 Izzy: Yeah.

0:25:26 Brennan: It's whatever you want to do. Go ahead and give me actually an insight check. Yeah, give me an insight check if you'd be so kind.

0:25:36 Izzy: What's 13 plus 13?

0:25:36 Brennan: 26. You see, I think on that insight check you also can tell and could maybe communicate to everybody else as well that the sleep effect on Sam and Taffodil is not powerful sleep magic and may be able to be changed, may be able to, like slight damage like being harmed in any way would probably end the effect as would taking an action to wake the person. Now, they're falling and floating in the middle of space.

0:26:16 Izzy: Could I cast Dispel Magic on them?

0:26:20 Brennan: You could certainly cast Dispel Magic on them, yeah.

0:26:23 Izzy: And just hope she casts Fly again?

0:26:27 Becca: She's still holding Feather Fall for one minute so they're still falling slowly even if she wakes up.

0:26:37 Brennan: Yes, so you could dispel and just try to target the sleep effect.

0:26:41 Becca: You would dispel mine.

0:26:41 Izzy: So I would dispel that.

0:26:43 Becca: Of course.

0:26:43 Brennan: Yes.

0:26:44 Aabria: Don't you get to pick though? You get to pick what you're dispelling.

0:26:47 Brennan: Let me double check that. Dispel Magic, choose one creature, object, or magical effect within range.

0:26:51 Rekha: Okay.

0:26:51 Becca: Oh!

0:26:54 Sephie: Come through, Aabria.

0:26:54 Brennan: Hell yes. So yes, so you'd have to pick Sam or the horse.

0:27:01 Rekha: No!

0:27:02 Becca: The horse is falling slowly. Don't worry, I have a plan.

0:27:03 Aabria: [laughs] Katja!

0:27:05 Brennan: And Sam could wake the horse, yes, absolutely.

0:27:08 Izzy: Okay, so I'll do that, I'll wake up Sam.

0:27:11 Aabria: So visceral.

0:27:13 Brennan: That's your action.

0:27:15 Izzy: And if I run towards the bridge do I get an opportunity attack?

0:27:22 Brennan: Two of them will get opportunity attacks on you only if you take a full movement. So in other words, if you… In other words, you can take a disengage and go 90 or you can try your luck with the attacks and go a full 180.

0:27:40 Izzy: I'll do that.

0:27:43 Brennan: Cool, you go a full 180. Two of them are going to get swings on you. We're gonna roll right now. That's gonna be two hits.

0:27:55 Izzy: They both got over 21?

0:27:57 Brennan: They're attacking your horse.

0:27:59 Sephie: Oh no.

0:27:59 Izzy: Oh. I regret. (group laughing)

0:28:09 Brennan: Let's see how many hit points our friend Starforge has. Oh, those temp hit points are gonna do a lot of favors for you real quick, hold on. Starforge is going to take, hold on one second.

0:28:28 Aabria: A star that just wanted to be a horse real bad.

0:28:31 Brennan: Starforge takes-

0:28:31 Rekha: He becomes a star again.

0:28:33 Brennan: 20 points of damage which would normally be enough to drop Starforge all the way to zero except for those temp HP. (players cheering)

0:28:45 Brennan: Starforge has five hit points left, but is able to move the full 180-

0:28:49 Izzy: Can I bonus action Healing Word?

0:28:51 Brennan: You absolutely can, yes, yes, yes. Go ahead and roll one d4 and add your wisdom modifier.

0:28:57 Izzy: Okay.

0:28:58 Becca: Did she wake up?

0:28:58 Aabria: Yeah.

0:29:00 Sephie: Yeah, I'm awake.

0:29:00 Brennan: Yes. Ostentatia, what does it look like as you dispel the sleep effect on Sam?

0:29:08 Izzy: Nine.

0:29:10 Brennan: Nine hit points.

0:29:10 Rekha: To answer your question. [heavenly chiming]

0:29:12 Brennan: To answer your question, nine. Incredible. (players laughing)

0:29:16 Izzy: When I wake Sam up, what does it look like?

0:29:18 Brennan: When you wake Sam up, yeah. What does that look like as you're casting that Dispel Magic? (Isabella mimics diamond whipping through air)

0:29:23 Brennan: You just take a full diamond ring off and throw it, ping.

0:29:25 Ostentatia: Hey, wake up! (laughs)

0:29:28 Sam: I feel like I got hit by something very expensive. Wait, no, cheap, cheap, cheap.

0:29:30 Rekha: Oh!

0:29:33 Ostentatia: Go back to sleep, bitch!

0:29:33 Sam: Why, what did I do?

0:29:37 Ostentatia: You're welcome, you're fucking falling to your death.

0:29:38 Sam: Thank you for waking me up. Oh my God, my horse is still asleep.

0:29:41 Ostentatia: Throw it back!

0:29:41 Sam: Throw what back?

0:29:43 Ostentatia: My ring!

0:29:43 Sam: You threw a ring at me?

0:29:46 Ostentatia: I'm done. (group laughing)

0:29:48 Ostentatia: Why do I love these people?

0:29:50 Sam: It felt like aluminum foil.

0:29:52 Ostentatia: Okay, it's not fucking aluminum foil.

0:29:55 Brennan: Incredible.

0:29:56 Ostentatia: Come to the Mithral Factory, you fucking...

0:30:00 Sam: Is that still there?

0:30:00 Brennan: Ostentatia rounds the bend.

0:30:03 Ostentatia: Why do you want enemies? (group laughing)

0:30:06 Rekha: You scream that to someone free-falling in the air.

0:30:09 Sam: Yeah, why do I have enemies?

0:30:09 Rekha: “Bitch, give me my ring!” Yeah, why do you? (group laughing)

0:30:14 Izzy: She's hurling, she's-

0:30:14 Aabria: Slowly going.

0:30:16 Sephie: Sam is confused.

0:30:16 Izzy: So funny. So crazy.

0:30:18 Sephie: Sam is just like, so confused right now.

0:30:21 Becca: Barely be considered falling.

0:30:23 Rekha: A feather fall.

0:30:23 Becca: It's beautiful and graceful.

0:30:25 Brennan: What did you roll on your healing word die?

0:30:27 Izzy: Nine.

0:30:27 Brennan: Nine. So Starforge was healed for nine. And Starforge says,

0:30:31 Starforge: [galloping] Thank you, glorious Dwarven cleric. I was a star before I was a horse.

0:30:38 Ostentatia: You said that. (group laughing)

0:30:40 Katja: I mean, at the end of the day, Ostentatia, I promise you.

0:30:44 Brennan: Back to the top of the order with Penny Luckstone.

0:30:45 Becca: Oh my God!

0:30:50 Sam: You saved my life though.

0:30:50 Becca: Okay, I got you, I got you. Okay, first things first, I've got all this hempen rope, and I am so dextrous I could do a circus trick and just reel her in. Also, I really want to stab something so are those harpies too far in the air?

0:31:09 Brennan: Those harpies do have fly-by attacks so they're out of five-foot ratio so you can't use your rapier, but you have throwing knives and they're very much in range of those.

0:31:19 Becca: But if I'm gonna move and lasso my friend back to safety. Actually, you can just cast something soon, you're fine. You're falling slowly.

0:31:29 Brennan: Sam is awake. Feather Fall is on Taffodil and Sam both so that seems resolved for the moment.

0:31:35 Becca: Penny is really upset that Candyheart fell down and she's gotta stab something, and you know what? (sighs) Throw daggers, no. I'm going for the big one. I'm gonna run back to this thing.

0:31:52 Aabria: Yes. (Brennan laughing)

0:31:54 Becca: And I want that final killing blow. We'll see, we'll see. Penny is going to gallop, no-

0:32:01 Brennan: The Harpy Queen is just looking at the Maidens riding towards her and is like,

0:32:04 Harpy Queen: You will all-- Ooh, why are you coming back, why? (players laughing)

0:32:10 Becca: Okay, am I behind Candy? 'Cause I came off and I was dextrous in my landing so I think I have naturally stealthy. So I am hiding as I attack, oh shoot, that's only with magical ambush and I just want to stab so nevermind. I run up and I'm gonna rapier this thing right in its heart.

0:32:32 Brennan: Okay, I'm going to forewarn you that without a hide check you won't get sneak attack because no other allies are within five feet of the Harpy Queen, but you're welcome to run up and stab her.

0:32:44 Sephie: Does the horse count as an ally?

0:32:45 Rekha: The horse is a girl's best ally! (group laughing)

0:32:49 Brennan: Unfortunately, your horse right now is unconscious.

0:32:52 Becca: Can I, as a bonus action, wake up the horse first?

0:32:56 Brennan: Well, it requires an action to wake up the horse unless you have something that can deal damage.

0:33:02 Becca: Yeah, totally. (laughs) I could create a bonfire under my horse.

0:33:08 Rekha: Oh my, what?

0:33:08 Becca: Are cantrips an action?

0:33:11 Aabria: Yeah.

0:33:11 Rekha: Are you gonna roast your horse?

0:33:12 Becca: Hold on, I would never hurt a horse. Let me just get, I'm gonna throw a knife at this harpy hovering above me that tripped my horse because you know what? That is not okay.

0:33:22 Katja: Yes.

0:33:24 Penny: You come for me, you don't come for a sweet, loving pony like this.

0:33:27 Katja: Yeah!

0:33:30 Penny: It's not a horse, it's a pony.

0:33:31 Brennan: Amazing, amazing. Okay, so you're going to, go ahead and roll your attack roll as you're attacking the Harpy Queen, correct?

0:33:38 Becca: Oh, I could throw.

0:33:40 Brennan: You could throw at the Harpy Queen or you can throw at the harpies above you as well.

0:33:45 Becca: No, I wanna go for the biggun.

0:33:46 Brennan: Okay, go for the biggun.

0:33:47 Izzy: Get her.

0:33:47 Rekha: Momma.

0:33:48 Becca: Yeah, coming for Momma.

0:33:48 Rekha: [Italian hand gesture] Momma Harpy.

0:33:50 Aabria: (laughs) That's right.

0:33:50 Rekha: Momma Harpy.

0:33:54 Becca: I'm spending luck.

0:33:54 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:33:58 Becca: I got a six and then a three.

0:34:00 Rekha: No!

0:34:00 Aabria: No!

0:34:00 Brennan: I'm so sorry.

0:34:02 Becca: Just mark down that luck. Okay so that's only 15.

0:34:08 Brennan: Unfortunately a 15 is not gonna hit.

0:34:10 Becca: That makes a lot of sense.

0:34:12 Brennan: The shield is still active. A knife goes twirling past, but at least you have not run all the way back to the Harpy Queen. You are still here with your horse. You've used your action to make your attack. You have a bonus action left. Is there anything you want to do with your bonus action?

0:34:26 Becca: I want to yell to Sam,

0:34:26 Penny: Oh my God, you looked so hot when you fell asleep midair and we all got it on crystal.

0:34:35 Sam: Oh my God, did I?

0:34:35 Ostentatia: So good.

0:34:36 Penny: Yeah.

0:34:36 Sam: You're not just saying that?

0:34:38 Penny: No.

0:34:38 Katja: You really-

0:34:38 Penny: Stunning.

0:34:39 Ostentatia: We'll show you.

0:34:39 Katja: It's going viral. Girl dying.

0:34:41 Sam: Girl dying?

0:34:45 Katja: You were dying.

0:34:45 Antiope: Yeah, you were.

0:34:46 Sam: Wait, wait, it's going viral? Uh-oh.

0:34:47 Penny: Really, really hot woman falling midair so slowly.

0:34:53 Sam: What are the comments like? This is not the time.

0:34:56 Antiope: Oh my God, stop falling!

0:34:57 Sam: What are the comments like?

0:35:00 Antiope: Bitch, you're still technically dying.

0:35:02 Sam: Well, you know what, I won't be.

0:35:03 Becca: And that is my turn.

0:35:04 Brennan: So we're going to go to Danielle. Danielle, it is your turn.

0:35:05 Aabria: Let's go!

0:35:08 Brennan: Your horse also went down, correct, or no?

0:35:10 Erika: Yes, that is correct.

0:35:10 Brennan: Okay, gotcha.

0:35:13 Rekha: Honk, honk, honk.

0:35:15 Sephie: Honk, honk, honk.

0:35:15 Rekha: Just gonna remind Brennan.

0:35:17 Sephie: Just the distant honks of the past.

0:35:22 Izzy: Oh, the geese. ?: The geese.

0:35:23 Rekha: Honk honk.

0:35:23 Rekha: Honk, honk, honk. Yeah, just kinda remembering a simpler time.

0:35:27 Erika: [whispering] I'm gonna do it, I'll do it. I'm gonna do it.

0:35:31 Becca: Do a different animal.

0:35:32 Brennan: Yeah, you're gonna do it again? Erika, making eye contact with Brennan, nods.

0:35:34 Rekha: Again. (players laughing)

0:35:37 Brennan: Let's do it, hell yeah.

0:35:37 Rekha: Yum, yum.

0:35:38 Aabria: Let's go.

0:35:38 Brennan: Yum yum, let's go. Where are you casting them?

0:35:41 Rekha: Yum, yum.

0:35:45 Becca: Honk honk.

0:35:45 Rekha: Honk, honk, baby.

0:35:45 Izzy: Honk, yum.

0:35:48 Rekha: Honk yum-

0:35:48 Erika: They are gonna all go for the Harpy Queen-

0:35:52 Sephie: You have to Bedazzle the goose.

0:35:56 Erika: Right there just behind us. (warm piano music)

0:36:00 Brennan: Now, I will say this. Are you using the stats of velociraptors?

0:36:05 Erika: Yes, wait.

0:36:05 Rekha: They can't fly.

0:36:07 Erika: But is she grounded permanently?

0:36:10 Brennan: She is grounded, but because of where she is only three creatures can get space to attack her.

0:36:16 Erika: Oh, they can't surround her for it, yeah, yeah.

0:36:20 Becca: Well, save it for the-

0:36:21 Erika: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine.

0:36:22 Brennan: We can-

0:36:23 Erika: No, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay.

0:36:24 Brennan: Do you want to measure it out?

0:36:25 Erika: No, no, I believe you.

0:36:25 Brennan: Okay.

0:36:29 Erika: Let's...

0:36:30 Brennan: You could pick a suboptimal creature with a flying speed.

0:36:32 Aabria: Rude, rude.

0:36:35 Sephie: Rude.

0:36:35 Aabria: Rude. Rude, it's like, thoughts and prayers, guys.

0:36:39 Erika: They're all gonna go back to the king displacer beast.

0:36:44 Brennan: You see that bearing down on Katja, this king displacer beast is like,

0:36:47 Kurraghran: Where are your friends? [shocked] Not again! (players laughing)

0:36:54 Brennan: Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.

0:36:54 Izzy: Where are your friends?

0:36:57 Brennan: That's a great question.

0:36:59 Sephie: Looks like Katja's got plenty.

0:37:00 Brennan: Okay, we know the drill at this point. You summon eight geese.

0:37:02 Aabria: Goodbye forever.

0:37:05 Brennan: Bye forever, good luck with rolling.

0:37:07 Rekha: Are they the same geese?

0:37:09 Erika: Yeah, no, they are the descendants of the geese.

0:37:12 Aabria: A new generation!

0:37:14 Rekha: A new generation has been born.

0:37:17 Brennan: We are the descendants of the geese you could not honk.

0:37:21 Rekha: We honk for those who cannot honk.

0:37:24 Sephie: The first geese characters disappeared and now their twin brothers are here.

0:37:28 All: Yeah.

0:37:31 Brennan: Incredible.

0:37:33 Aabria: That's so pleasing to just think about inside my brain.

0:37:37 Rekha: A new generation being born in like five minutes.

0:37:42 Aabria: They didn't die, we honk again.

0:37:43 Brennan: So you know the drill.

0:37:44 Sephie: They left eggs behind when they died and then they just hatched.

0:37:46 Erika: Oh shoot, yeah.

0:37:47 Izzy: They didn't die.

0:37:47 Brennan: And then you're rolling with advantage after that. You know that you have to roll 16 attacks. Okay, so while Danielle's doing that, we're actually gonna move to Zelda.

0:38:00 All: Zelda!

0:38:03 Becca: Strawberry!

0:38:03 Aabria: Strawberry!

0:38:06 Brennan: Strawberry Dancer. Zelda is going to actually, she is going to make two attack rolls.

0:38:19 Rekha: Cool.

0:38:23 Brennan: And she is going to deal, oh she's glad she rolled low.

0:38:30 Izzy: I'm going to see what's going on in this-

0:38:32 Brennan: Zelda is going to slap.

0:38:32 Rekha: Slap?

0:38:35 Brennan: She's gonna take the flats of her scimitars and she's gonna slap the butts of Danielle and Penny's horse dealing seven damage to one and nine to another, so dual damage, wake them both up.

0:38:52 Izzy: Nice, I thought we were gonna-

0:38:55 Becca: Do you want seven or nine?

0:38:55 Rekha: I was gonna get mad and then I was like, it's okay, Katja, it's for a good purpose.

0:39:01 Izzy: Slapping for a good cause.

0:39:03 Becca: Candyheart has 24 right now, she can take the nine.

0:39:08 Brennan: Great.

0:39:09 Becca: Oh, we can't know about this.

0:39:12 Brennan: Yeah, then Zelda is going to go another full 180. Yeah, Zelda's going to, she's used her attacks. And she's gonna go a full 180 down the course, continue to charge down the course. How's Danielle looking over there?

0:39:45 Erika: [very absorbed in calculations] A lot of hits, 13… plus 14 is, so that’s 1, oh, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. (Aabria laughing)

0:40:00 Brennan: I was gonna say, Zelda-

0:40:02 Rekha: (coughs) Did she do anything?

0:40:04 Brennan: Actually Strawberry Dancer gets into the cave at full gallop, rolls a nat 1 on a dexterity saving throw, skids on the ice taking four points of subdual damage themself. Zelda manages to get up, but you see that the icy surfaces, some of the icy surfaces here are not only difficult terrain but specifically are very slippery. And in a cave that meant that Zelda only hit a wall,

0:40:38 Aabria: Hell yeah.

0:40:38 Rekha: Got it.

0:40:38 Brennan: But elsewhere might be worse.

0:40:41 Izzy: 'Cause there's a big hole in the floor.

0:40:43 Becca: Understood.

0:40:43 Rekha: The hole in the floor, the floor is mostly hole.

0:40:44 Izzy: That'll do it, that'll do it.

0:40:48 Rekha: Yeah, in this case.

0:40:48 Becca: Yeah, it's called sky.

0:40:51 Rekha: It's called sky, the holes.

0:40:51 Izzy: The floor is mostly holes.

0:40:57 Erika: 64.

0:40:57 Aabria: Let's go!

0:41:01 Becca: Not as good as last time.

0:41:01 Sephie: Dang.

0:41:03 Brennan: All right, Danielle, how we looking? Erika is fully not paying attention, fiddling with something offscreen.

0:41:08 Brennan: How are we looking, Danielle?

0:41:08 Erika: 64!

0:41:11 Brennan: Six and four, great.

0:41:12 All: 64! (Brennan sputter laughs)

0:41:16 Aabria: Nice try.

0:41:16 Rekha: Hey, hey you!

0:41:17 Brennan: Hey you, you motherfucking 64 damage.

0:41:21 Becca: Your horse took seven.

0:41:21 Rekha: I'm 64 over here!

0:41:25 Brennan: Okay, Kurraghran takes 64 points of damage and says,

0:41:30 Kurraghran: Enough with the geese! I've had it with the geese!

0:41:34 Brennan: Is still up, is still up.

0:41:36 Aabria: Let's go.

0:41:36 Rekha: In a big way?

0:41:39 Aabria: Yeah, do we get like a, how's he looking?

0:41:42 Erika: Can I get like a temp check?

0:41:42 Brennan: He's looking fucked up. He looking like he's having a hard time with these geese. Is there any movement from Danielle that turn?

0:41:51 Erika: Keeps going, keeps a-going.

0:41:54 Brennan: All right, so Danielle's gonna move 180. Are you going to do anything when you get to the ice, having seen Zelda slip on the ice going ahead of you?

0:42:09 Erika: Oh, can I hop off the horse and use the… Spider Climb?

0:42:17 Brennan: You can, but it won't necessarily help your horse. But you absolutely can.

0:42:20 Erika: Yes.

0:42:23 Brennan: It also occurs to you that it's difficult terrain. If you were just to not go at full gallop, you might be able to avoid some of that.

0:42:34 Erika: Then yes.

0:42:34 Brennan: Cool. So you're in that case about like 20 feet behind Strawberry Dancer, having gone more, having eased upon the reigns as you go through that cavern. As you go through the cavern, I don't know if you can all see here, you see this glittering shrine and a giant statue of Asha Hammerheart there within the altar if you look into that cave there. You can see up on the monitors here this beautiful statue of Asha Hammerheart in the cave. You move through astride Snowfire. And as you deal that damage, at the end of your turn Kurraghran is going to teleport 40 feet forward onto the bridge using a legendary action.

0:43:02 Izzy: Shit.

0:43:30 Aabria: Of course he has.

0:43:33 Rekha: Ugh, it's disgusting.

0:43:35 Sephie: What a chode.

0:43:35 Rekha: He would.

0:43:37 Brennan: Just sort of blinks out of existence and starts to gallop with six legs down the bridge after everybody else.

0:43:43 Izzy: God, what a pace.

0:43:46 Brennan: That is now going to be-

0:43:49 Aabria: I'm in the back, why am I in the back?

0:43:51 Brennan: These harpies. We're going to roll to see if these harpies recharge their terrible song. (players groaning)

0:43:59 Brennan: Let's see if they do.

0:43:59 Sephie: I don't feel safe.

0:44:04 Aabria: [squeaky voice] I'm in danger.

0:44:05 Sephie: I'm in danger.

0:44:07 Rekha: If this guy turned away from me, am I allowed to react to that or is that only on my turn?

0:44:13 Brennan: Unfortunately because he teleported-

0:44:15 Rekha: Oh, he teleported.

0:44:16 Brennan: You see he just vanishes and is-

0:44:19 Rekha: Stupid dumbass. (group laughing)

0:44:22 Brennan: Neither harpy regenerates their song so instead they're gonna swing down and take some talon attacks against, one's gonna go for Penny and one's gonna go for Ostentatia.

0:44:37 Becca: Come at me.

0:44:37 Izzy: Come at me as well.

0:44:39 Aabria: Let's go.

0:44:39 Becca: Come at us.

0:44:40 Izzy: Come at us.

0:44:42 Brennan: That's going to be a hit on Penny. And that's going to be a… Penny's pretty small, right?

0:44:52 Becca: She's very small. [laughs] Uh-oh.

0:44:58 Brennan: One of them takes a swing at Ostentatia, fully misses. Just (screeches) swipes at you. Penny, I'm gonna need an opposed Athletics check.

0:45:09 Sephie: Oh no.

0:45:11 Aabria: That's a strength check.

0:45:11 Erika: Strength check!

0:45:12 Brennan: That's a strength check.

0:45:14 Erika: So advantage.

0:45:15 Brennan: You have advantage.

0:45:16 Becca: Okay, okay. Oh no, this is not the character I thought. [clears throat] (Aabria laughing) (tense piano music)

0:45:27 Becca: [rolls once] It didn't have enough bounce, it wasn't the right.

0:45:30 Erika: Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm there.

0:45:33 Becca: It was the exact same side of the dice. So that's...

0:45:37 Aabria: Same side of the dice.

0:45:40 Becca: (laughs) Of the 20 sides and that makes it a 10.

0:45:46 Brennan: Okay.

0:45:46 Becca: But here's the thing...

0:45:52 Rekha: Find the thing.

0:45:53 Becca: (sighs) Let me spend my last luck.

0:45:55 Brennan: Okay.

0:45:55 Becca: I need a luckier d20.

0:45:58 Brennan: Okay, here we go.

0:46:00 Becca: Hey, listen, listen. This is a die from Rick Perry. So Rick, I know you're gonna come through.

0:46:05 Brennan: There we go.

0:46:06 Rekha: And Penny, remember, horseshoes are lucky and you have four. (Becca gasps) (Becca shouts)

0:46:18 Brennan: What's that?

0:46:18 Becca: It was almost a 20 before it was a two.

0:46:20 Rekha: No!

0:46:21 Becca: Okay, so I have, it's a 10.

0:46:21 Rekha: Oh no!

0:46:25 Becca: But I don't know how much damage I'm taking yet, right?

0:46:29 Brennan: Damage is not what's happening here.

0:46:31 Becca: Yeah, no, that's cool. So I can't Uncanny Dodge nothing. Brennan gets out the Box of Doom.

0:46:35 Aabria: No, no!

0:46:35 Rekha: Oh no.

0:46:37 Brennan: These harpies get a +2 to their strength check. On a nine or higher...

0:46:43 Aabria: Oh God.

0:46:45 Brennan: On a nine or higher.

0:46:45 Izzy: Nine or higher.

0:46:45 Becca: Yeah? You're gonna roll a one.

0:46:49 Brennan: Just gonna roll a one. Just a single athletics check from this harpy. Brennan rolls a 19. (sinister instrumental music)

0:46:58 Becca: Uh-uh, you held back a smile, this isn't good.

0:47:02 Sephie: Oh no.

0:47:03 Brennan: Penny, you look down. Ostentatia, one of them comes down at Starforge. You just whack it out of the way with your hammer. Penny, you had your concentration on Feather Fall working for Sam and Taffodil and suddenly (shrieks) you are seized in two talons and lifted up into the air.

0:47:20 Penny: Guys, friends?

0:47:22 Brennan: You see this harpy (shrieks) goes,

0:47:24 Harpy: I used to be like you. (screams)

0:47:28 Antiope: What?

0:47:28 Penny: Oh.

0:47:30 Antiope: What's that mean?

0:47:30 Penny: I guess I'm gonna be a harpy!

0:47:33 Danielle: No, maybe she just means that she used to be very high-strung like you!

0:47:37 Penny: What, okay, I really hope so.

0:47:39 Antiope: That's worse.

0:47:39 Sephie: Wait, wait, does a grapple affect concentration?

0:47:43 Becca: It's not a concentration spell.

0:47:44 Sephie: Okay, thank God.

0:47:44 Becca: It's a one-minute duration.

0:47:46 Brennan: Oh, good, good, good.

0:47:46 Sephie: Okay, so I'm just worried for you instead of both me and you. (group laughing)

0:47:49 Becca: And the horse.

0:47:51 Brennan: So this harpy is also going to take you. Yeah, this harpy is gonna take you...

0:47:57 Becca: To a nice, safe feather bed?

0:47:57 Rekha: Spa.

0:48:00 Sephie: Yep, spa.

0:48:01 Brennan: 40 feet up and diagonal, kind of towards, just sort of out into the open to the right of the bridge. Amazing.

0:48:17 Izzy: Amazing.

0:48:20 Brennan: Amazing.

0:48:20 Becca: Not amazing.

0:48:21 Brennan: Yeah, less amazing.

0:48:22 Becca: Not amazing, Brennan.

0:48:22 Erika: Where am I?

0:48:24 Becca: A little compassion, please. (Brennan laughing)

0:48:27 Becca: Don't say “amazing”. Penny's life is at stake.

0:48:32 Brennan: Antiope, you're riding down the, you have another arrow in your bow. The Harpy Queen looks at you and says, (snarls) as these vines restrict her and she says,

0:48:45 Harpy Queen: My wings and talons don't serve me. There are other ways of moving, little girl.

0:48:53 Brennan: Vanishes and reappears badly injured, badly injured but cackling seated on the steps in front of the temple itself all the way at the end of the bridges as she casts a Dimension Door spell and is gone without using any of her movement. But she certainly does that instead of lighting you and your friends up.

0:49:23 Becca: Cool, I appreciate it.

0:49:26 Brennan: So Harpy Queen teleports to the end of the course.

0:49:29 Aabria: She's still brambled though 'cause she didn't spend her action unbrambling herself though yeah?

0:49:34 Brennan: She did not, she's still brambled. She did not unbramble.

0:49:35 Aabria: Cool, cool, cool.

0:49:37 Brennan: She chose to teleport instead of brambling.

0:49:40 Izzy: Brambling?

0:49:40 Brennan: Brambling.

0:49:41 Aabria: Brambling.

0:49:42 Brennan: These three ether beasts left here are going to all make attacks on Katja.

0:49:51 Aabria: Oh God.

0:49:51 Rekha: Okay.

0:49:53 Sephie: Wow.

0:49:53 Aabria: Why are you way over there?

0:49:56 Rekha: I've only had one turn. (laughs)

0:49:58 Aabria: Respect.

0:50:00 Brennan: Okay, these guys are all gonna go. Wow, hit, hit, hit. Miss, hit, okay. Your Heavy Armor Master takes away a lot of the hits, but Katja, you are able to, any other horse would be gone by now. You protect Cinnamon with your life, but you do take another 28 points of damage (growls) as these tentacles amass all over you. We're also gonna roll some teleport.

0:50:45 Rekha: What are Cinnamon's hit points at? I don't know if, has Cinnamon been hit or I'm still protecting Cinnamon?

0:50:50 Brennan: You're so good at riding that Cinnamon kind of can't be hit.

0:50:54 Rekha: Cool, I'm at 41 in case, for that little graphic. [indicates the health bar lowering, which it is doing on screen]

0:50:59 Izzy: She's done this a few times.

0:50:59 Brennan: Amazing. (hums) And you see, Katja, by the way, there are some attacks here that miss you as well.

0:51:14 Rekha: Okay. So does that mean I can-

0:51:16 Brennan: Riposte, yes, it does.

0:51:18 Rekha: Mm-hm, okay.

0:51:18 Aabria: Let's go.

0:51:21 Rekha: So I can use my reaction to expend one superiority die. So then does that mean I'm rolling a d20?

0:51:26 Brennan: Yes, you are rolling a d20 to roll an attack roll.

0:51:28 Rekha: Okay. 25.

0:51:33 Brennan: 25, hell yeah. go ahead and roll damage. Which of them are you attacking?

0:51:39 Rekha: I'm going to attack, wow, they're all so different.

0:51:44 Brennan: One of them you've already wounded. One of them you already wounded a little bit.

0:51:46 Rekha: And which one is that, can that one?

0:51:48 Brennan: The one that you're kind of the closest to facing.

0:51:51 Rekha: Okay, yeah, I might as well get that one closer to dying.

0:51:54 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:51:55 Rekha: Okay. So that's 11.

0:52:03 Brennan: Incredible, you deal 11 points of damage to the already slightly injured ether beast. As you extend yourself you see all of them look and hear a call from their king going,

0:52:15 Kurraghran: The rest, hunt them down! This one we can kill later.

0:52:20 Brennan: And you see all of them (snarls) snarl and all of them are going to bonus action dash. You've used your reaction to already get your riposte which is why they feel safe running. And they're going to move 80 feet down the bridge after Antiope.

0:52:35 Rekha: Okay.

0:52:35 Aabria: Vibes.

0:52:38 Erika: Do they provoke opportunity attacks?

0:52:43 Rekha: Yes.

0:52:43 Aabria: They did.

0:52:46 Brennan: Two of them do, give me two attacks.

0:52:49 Rekha: Do I get any opportunity attacks on them?

0:52:51 Erika: And then add advantage.

0:52:51 Brennan: You used your riposte as your reaction.

0:52:52 Rekha: Okay, copy.

0:52:54 Izzy: [Ostentatia voice] Do I get a opportunity attack?

0:52:57 Brennan: You're too far along. They're not even gonna reach you.

0:53:01 Erika: No, from the geese.

0:53:02 Brennan: From the geese, yeah, exactly. No, I was saying that to Ostentatia.

0:53:04 Erika: Oh, okay, okay, so at advantage?

0:53:08 Brennan: Yes.

0:53:08 Erika: Okay...

0:53:10 Brennan: Oh sorry, not advantage 'cause they are still displacer beasts so they still are giving disadvantage until the first time you hit them.

0:53:15 Erika: Right, okay. (sighs) 13.

0:53:19 Brennan: 13 hits.

0:53:23 Erika: And… Oh wait, add advantage, this is the second round. 16.

0:53:31 Brennan: 16 hits.

0:53:34 Erika: So that's the two.

0:53:34 Brennan: Amazing. So one of them you get two hits on. Go ahead and roll damage.

0:53:40 Erika: With Multiattack?

0:53:44 Brennan: No, it's only one swing.

0:53:44 Erika: One swing, okay.

0:53:46 Brennan: So you can pick the better of their attacks which I believe is their bite attack.

0:53:50 Erika: Great, that is… How many, 1d6 plus 14?

0:53:58 Brennan: No, it's not 1d6 plus 14 it’s 1d6 plus...

0:54:03 Erika: Oh, wait, no, plus.

0:54:03 Brennan: I think it's plus two. It's plus 14 'cause it was over seven attacks, right? So yeah, this is just 1d6 plus two for each one, so 2d6 plus four.

0:54:14 Erika: So five and six, 11.

0:54:19 Brennan: 11, so one of the ether beasts takes 11 point of damage (growls) as they tear off, amazing. They continue like that after getting their swings on Katja. Also, coming up the mountain behind Katja are another three ether beasts that appear.

0:54:43 Erika: Oh God.

0:54:44 Brennan: On the sort of underledge.

0:54:46 Sephie: Oh God.

0:54:46 Rekha: Okay.

0:54:47 Brennan: Right here so kind of a little gap in between the advanced guard and the rest.

0:54:54 Rekha: Uh-huh.

0:54:54 Aabria: I do hate that for us.

0:54:56 Sephie: Might be time to run.

0:54:56 Brennan: Incredible. Great, great, great, that's our ether beasts. Antiope, that's gonna be you. You feel the growls of things coming up behind you and the Harpy Queen disappears.

0:55:13 Aabria: Cool, my horse is asleep.

0:55:13 Rekha: Oh no!

0:55:15 Aabria: This is great for me.

0:55:18 Becca: I'm in the air.

0:55:20 Brennan: Yes, Penny's been grabbed so things went a little bit bad. Amazing first at bat, Kurraghran looks very injured, Harpy Queen is very injured, but all of a sudden some horses fell asleep and more ether beasts have arrived. And so your horse is prone and unconscious, and these beasts are closing in behind you. What would you like to do?

0:55:42 Aabria: Oh, shit, this is so bad.

0:55:45 Becca: I look so sad hovering in the air.

0:55:46 Aabria: How bad does big boy look?

0:55:52 Brennan: Big boy is sort of looking hurt. It doesn't look like he's at the end end of his rope, but he's hurting.

0:56:04 Aabria: Is there anything I can roll just for like, a vibe check on these animals?

0:56:08 Rekha: [laughing] Vibe check!

0:56:11 Aabria: To know that if I knock out their leader, will they fall back?

0:56:16 Brennan: They might behave less intelligently. It looks like Kurraghran is giving them better orders. You imagine they will continue to pursue you no matter what but maybe not as intelligently.

0:56:28 Aabria: Yeah, okay.

0:56:28 Brennan: Like the other ones might have stayed wailing on Katja forever and let everyone else run away if Kurraghran hadn't been like, 'cause basically what Kurraghran was like is like, we have fucking 50 other ether beasts coming up the mountain, keep it moving. Go after the other ones that are fleeing and that would not have happened if he were not around.

0:56:47 Aabria: Okay, shoot. It's a full action to awaken my stupid horse, yes?

0:56:54 Brennan: It's a full action to awaken your stupid horse unless you do damage to it. I know that's some brutal math there, but...

0:57:00 Aabria: Yeah.

0:57:01 Becca: You might kill your horse.

0:57:01 Aabria: Yeah. (Rekha shouts)

0:57:04 Aabria: I mean, it's either that or it gets eaten and then I go too.

0:57:06 Becca: Can you unarmed attack?

0:57:06 Aabria: Huh? An unarmed attack is still an action.

0:57:13 Brennan: No, an unarmed, you could do an unarmed attack as one of your two.

0:57:16 Aabria: Oh, okay. So can I like, slap and then shoot?

0:57:22 Brennan: Yeah, absolutely, you can slap and shoot.

0:57:24 Aabria: All right, let's do that then.

0:57:25 Becca: The old slap and shoot.

0:57:26 Rekha: Okay, yeah, Antiope makes it clap, wakes him up.

0:57:31 Aabria: All right, I pull out my bow. I kind of thwack poor, sweet Elegonia.

0:57:36 Brennan: Elegonia goes,

0:57:36 Elegonia: (gasps) In my palace there were no stairs but only ramps.

0:57:42 Antiope: (laughs) Vibes.

0:57:45 Katja: That sounds incredible!

0:57:47 Aabria: Okay, there's a harpy grappling...

0:57:52 Brennan: Penny, yes.

0:57:52 Aabria: Penny right now. Is it over open air?

0:57:57 Brennan: Over open air at the moment, yes.

0:58:00 Becca: Hey, I'll Feather Fall myself or something.

0:58:03 Erika: I got her.

0:58:03 Aabria: Okay, tight. Then yeah, I'm gonna turn back and let's hit center beast and keep going.

0:58:11 Brennan: Amazing, center of the three?

0:58:13 Aabria: Yeah.

0:58:13 Brennan: Yeah, cool, cool, cool.

0:58:17 Rekha: [pretends to slap] Stop it.

0:58:19 Aabria: No, no, no, I'm taking my Sharpshooter.

0:58:23 Brennan: Cool.

0:58:23 Aabria: Minus five for a plus 10. Does a 16 hit?

0:58:28 Brennan: 16 does hit.

0:58:31 Aabria: Okay, so plus 10 and then I'm gonna use Bursting Arrow. (Brennan shouts)

0:58:37 Aabria: So all other creatures within 10 feet of it take another 2d6 damage.

0:58:39 Brennan: Oh my God. Okay, yeah, go ahead and roll damage for the middle one and then roll for the two on either side.

0:58:48 Aabria: Oh and, yeah...

0:58:55 Brennan: That's a scary sight, look at the monitors. There are a significant amount of tentacled ether beasts on screen.

0:58:59 Sephie: Oh, that is terrifying.

0:59:01 Rekha: But how fucking cool did the fight go.

0:59:04 Sephie: Yeah, seriously.

0:59:05 Rekha: Let's track that shit here and back.

0:59:07 Aabria: 23 points of damage to the center one and seven points, no it's, yeah, and seven points to the two on the outside.

0:59:18 Brennan: Incredible, so all of you looking back see your party's fighter, see Katja way back on the ledge swinging at these beasts behind, see Antiope, you just kick your horse hard in the ass and then. (mimics wind howling) Like, what is the explosion from your Bursting Arrow look like when it goes off?

0:59:39 Aabria: I think all of Antiope's magic is very dark blue so I think it hits and then it looks like the arrow shatters on whatever it's on and all these little particles hit the other displacer beasts.

0:59:51 Brennan: Incredible, so dark blue particles of energy. Looking hurt, you are up on Elegonia. Elegonia can act right then and there. Loses 45 feet of movement to get up from prone.

1:00:06 Aabria: But that's still 135.

1:00:06 Brennan: Still has 135. So let's have Antiope and Elegonia shoot 135 down the track.

1:00:14 Aabria: Sweet, yep, and sorry, as a bonus action I'm gonna point out, what's his name? It's the bad boy, the big guy.

1:00:18 Brennan: Big bad boy?

1:00:21 Aabria: Yeah.

1:00:22 Brennan: Kurraghran.

1:00:22 Rekha: King crap face.

1:00:23 Aabria: Yeah, I look at him,

1:00:23 Antiope: Gonna fucking kill you.

1:00:24 Aabria: And I'm gonna Slayer’s Mark him so I've got a mark on both.

1:00:27 Brennan: I forgot, you can have multiple beefs going on at the same time.

1:00:29 Aabria: Yeah, I fight everyone! (group laughing)

1:00:32 Aabria: And then run away.

1:00:35 Brennan: You see Kurraghran who's like, a primal hunter being just like,

1:00:39 Kurraghran: What, I hunt you, what, no, no?

1:00:44 Antiope: No.

1:00:44 Kurraghran: Fuck.

1:00:45 Antiope: I'm gonna eat you.

1:00:45 Kurraghran: Oh my God!

1:00:49 Antiope: I told him I was gonna eat him. (Rekha screams)

1:00:51 Penny: Nice.

1:00:53 Sam: Time to cleanse it.

1:00:53 Penny: Go queen!

1:00:54 Becca: In the air.

1:00:56 Brennan: Incredible.

1:00:57 Ostentatia: He kinda looks like a dragon if you think about it.

1:00:59 Aabria: He kinda looks like a dragon, right?

1:01:01 Ostentatia: Think about it.

1:01:01 Sam: Does everything you hate just turn into a dragon in your mind?

1:01:03 Antiope: Yeah, 100%.

1:01:04 Danielle: Yeah, fuck dragons specifically.

1:01:06 Brennan: Katja, that's gonna be you.

1:01:07 Rekha: I have a question.

1:01:07 Brennan: Yeah-huh. Oh sorry, at the end of Antiope's tone. Tone, at the end of Antiope's [baby voice] tuwn. At the end of Antiope's turn, Kurraghran is gonna use another legendary action, teleport another 40 feet down the track.

1:01:22 Rekha: No! (laughs) The thing I wanna do involves him.

1:01:28 Brennan: Oh no!

1:01:30 Rekha: It's okay, I'll ask you anyway.

1:01:32 Brennan: Yeah, he'll go just past the other, yeah, great. So leaps again to the front of his other hunters. Antiope, you're gonna end your turn right in front of the statue in the cave, incredible. Yeah, Katja, that is now you on Cinnamon.

1:01:48 Rekha: I mean, I am almost positive you're gonna say no to this. [gestures to Aabria] I asked you and you said I should.

1:01:55 Aabria: I think it's brilliant.

1:01:55 Rekha: So to me you're talking, oh, he kind of looks like a dragon. He kind of looks like a horse to me. And you know what has-

1:02:02 Brennan: This six-legged tentacled cat wearing armor looks like a horse?

1:02:07 Rekha: Yes, Brennan, and his tentacles look like horse brushes! (group laughing)

1:02:10 Izzy: Listen.

1:02:11 Sephie: Listen, Brennan.

1:02:13 Rekha: So Brennan, if you wouldn't be so fucking rude, can I hop on one of these thing's backs and then try to attack it by using its own tentacles like a brush and kill it? (players laughing)

1:02:32 Brennan: I... Izzy is shaking from laughter in her seat.

1:02:32 Rekha: You know I'm gonna ask one stupid fucking question per campaign!

1:02:36 Izzy: Do it.

1:02:36 Sephie: Do it.

1:02:39 Brennan: Give me a fucking athletics check. Give me an athletics check, give me an athletics check, give me an athletics check.

1:02:41 Aabria: Let’s go! You have advantage!

1:02:43 Izzy: Oh, is there any way I could cast Guidance?

1:02:46 Brennan: I'm gonna let you cast Guidance. You can add a d4 to this, DC 20.

1:02:50 Aabria: You have advantage 'cause of the thing right?

1:02:51 Rekha: 16.

1:02:52 Erika: Oh wait, is this a strength check?

1:02:53 Brennan: Yes.

1:02:54 Rekha: Wait, 16 plus athletics you said?

1:02:56 Brennan: Yeah.

1:02:56 Rekha: 25.

1:02:57 Izzy: It's done. (Brennan laughing)

1:02:58 Sephie: Oh my God.

1:02:58 Aabria: Add the d4 anyway.

1:03:00 Brennan: Okay, so Cinnamon runs up.

1:03:00 Rekha: Oh, add the d4?

1:03:02 Aabria: Add it anyway.

1:03:02 Izzy: Wait, is Cinnamon jumping on top of this thing, is she on Cinnamon on a thing?

1:03:06 Rekha: Three.

1:03:06 Aabria: Roll the d20 again. Just in case you get a natural 20.

1:03:09 Rekha: Okay, I'm rolling again.

1:03:09 Brennan: Okay.

1:03:10 Rekha: Fuck, don't count that, it doesn't matter.

1:03:12 Becca: It went under the seat.

1:03:17 Rekha: This one didn't matter either so pick the other thing I did, 25.

1:03:21 Brennan: I've fully lost, I've lost it.

1:03:23 Izzy: It's gone off the rails. You've lost control.

1:03:24 Sephie: You’ve lost control completely, yeah.

1:03:27 Brennan: Yeah, 100%, 100%.

1:03:28 Becca: You still have me in the air.

1:03:30 Brennan: I still have Penny. So 25, cool, so Cinnamon is going to gallop up behind these ether beasts and I'm gonna say that Cinnamon also readies an action to move again when the way is clear.

1:03:46 Rekha: Cool. To jump on the king?

1:03:54 Brennan: Go ahead, you made your acrobatics check.

1:03:56 Becca: It became Rekha's fanfic.

1:03:56 Brennan: So you jump on one of the ether beasts in front of you. Do you want to jump on the middle one or the one to either side?

1:04:01 Rekha: If I'm trying to get to the king, I want to jump on the middle one to get to the king.

1:04:04 Brennan: You're gonna Will Smith from "Wild Wild West" like jump from ether beast to ether beast, saddle to saddle like?

1:04:10 Rekha: I will do what you will let me do in this game. [Aabria and Becca laugh]

1:04:14 Brennan: Okay, you leap, you make it onto that ether beast.

1:04:18 Rekha: Oh my God.

1:04:18 Aabria: (laughs) Yes!

1:04:20 Brennan: Incredible.

1:04:20 Izzy: Which one?

1:04:22 Rekha: The middle one.

1:04:22 Brennan: The middle one. Are you going to do the brush attack?

1:04:27 Izzy: Brush attack, canon.

1:04:27 Rekha: Yes.

1:04:29 Brennan: Amazing, go ahead and roll your first attack roll.

1:04:32 Aabria: Yes! (player laughing)

1:04:34 Aabria: This is the best day of my life.

1:04:37 Rekha: Okay, that's just a 15. Am I adding, like what do I add to it? The same as my?

1:04:43 Brennan: I'll tell you what you're not gonna add to it, your goddamn proficiency bonus.

1:04:46 Aabria: Why? She's been brushing. She's been brushing shit the whole time!

1:04:48 Rekha: I'm proficient at brushing!

1:04:49 Sephie: She should get it, she should get it.

1:04:50 Brennan: No!

1:04:51 Rekha: I would argue the only thing I've done this whole campaign is brushing! (group laughing)

1:04:58 Brennan: Oh my God, you are gonna add your strength modifier alone. These things have an armor class of 13. You hit on an eight or higher.

1:05:05 Rekha: Okay, wait, my strength modifier is this big guy?

1:05:08 Brennan: Yes, yes, yes.

1:05:08 Rekha: So that was an 11.

1:05:09 Brennan: 11, so you rolled a six and added five.

1:05:13 Rekha: Six, yeah.

1:05:14 Brennan: Well, you miss on the first one. You may roll again.

1:05:21 Rekha: 17.

1:05:21 Brennan: 17 hits. Incredible, incredible. (players laughing)

1:05:27 Rekha: So what do I roll for damage for a brush attack?

1:05:30 Brennan: Its own things do 2d6 damage so you're gonna roll 2d6 adding your strength modifier which is plus five.

1:05:40 Izzy: And so these things sort of have teeth in them?

1:05:44 Rekha: Yes, if you look, I've been observing this for this entire round.

1:05:47 Izzy: So you're sort of taking it and then puncturing itself.

1:05:51 Brennan: You're stabbing it in the head with its own spiky little tentacle, yes.

1:05:54 Izzy: Oh, and you're gonna pull down.

1:05:57 Rekha: I'm pulling down like I'm brushing.

1:06:00 Aabria: You have to go with the coat.

1:06:01 Rekha: Yeah, with the coat.

1:06:02 Becca: Yeah, it's the only thing you know how to do.

1:06:03 Rekha: That's how you keep it shiny.

1:06:03 Brennan: Incredible.

1:06:06 Rekha: Okay, seven.

1:06:06 Becca: Plus five.

1:06:07 Brennan: Seven plus five.

1:06:07 Rekha: Plus five, oh, 12.

1:06:09 Brennan: So you deal 12. Are you doing any maneuvers to it or no?

1:06:12 Rekha: I mean, I gotta, right?

1:06:13 Aabria: Yeah, if you want.

1:06:13 Rekha: Okay. Do any of these maneuvers make sense if I'm on the thing?

1:06:19 Becca: You're at 41, it wouldn't be the worst thing to heal.

1:06:22 Brennan: Of your maneuvers, you have riposte. You have push attack makes sense. You have movement left so if you wanted to hit it with its own tentacle and try and knock it off of the bridge with its own tentacle, you could do that.

1:06:38 Rekha: Yeah.

1:06:38 Becca: Hit its friend off.

1:06:41 Rekha: Can I dominoes? (players laughing)

1:06:45 Becca: May I-

1:06:45 Brennan: It's so, here's-

1:06:47 Becca: Use the reaction to dominoes?

1:06:48 Rekha: May I dominoes?

1:06:48 Brennan: May you dominoes. ...With all of my love.

1:06:51 Rekha: No.

1:06:54 Brennan: I didn't, you know, and sometimes there's like a fun way to put it, but sometimes it's just, hey, no. (players laughing)

1:07:02 Brennan: Hey Rekha, straight up no.

1:07:02 Rekha: Okay.

1:07:06 Izzy: You are right.

1:07:07 Erika: It's good to have boundaries.

1:07:08 Izzy: Yeah, you're riding an ether beast.

1:07:10 Rekha: Last stupid question before I do your Pushing Attack. I can't also stick these two brushes in the ass of the king in front of me? Erika, who was taking a drink, attempts to resist spittaking but to no avail.

1:07:21 Sephie: Please.

1:07:23 Becca: Things come out.

1:07:23 Erika: Oh no!

1:07:24 Rekha: I'm just asking!

1:07:24 Aabria: Bite him, bite him.

1:07:26 Sephie: Get him.

1:07:26 Erika: I need...

1:07:29 Brennan: Did you just snarf, oh no!

1:07:29 Erika: I just spit.

1:07:30 Brennan: Oh my God.

1:07:32 Sephie: Oh my God.

1:07:32 Becca: Get her a tissue!

1:07:35 Rekha: I'm sorry.

1:07:35 Erika: It's fine.

1:07:37 Brennan: Oh no, hey Rekha, you want to drop a piano on his head?

1:07:39 Rekha: No, my thing-

1:07:39 Brennan: You want to paint a cave on the wall real quick and he runs into the cave?

1:07:43 Rekha: My thing is available! You've got two brushes. I want to stick it in the king's ass.

1:07:50 Sephie: All in favor of sticking it in the king's ass, raise your hand. All the players raise their hands.

1:07:52 Brennan: This is not a democracy!

1:07:56 Rekha: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Brennan, okay, [air quotes] Brennan.

1:08:02 Izzy: [air quotes] Brennan.

1:08:02 Rekha: Okay, Brennan.

1:08:04 Brennan: If that is my real name.

1:08:05 Becca: If you only knew what's in the-

1:08:07 Rekha: Okay, so I'll do a [air quotes] Pushing Attack.

1:08:12 Brennan: Go ahead and roll your d8.

1:08:12 Rekha: Oh, yes, this one. So that's a three.

1:08:22 Brennan: An extra three damage to the ether beast. Now it's gonna roll a strength saving throw against your DC, your DC is 17. Succeeds on its saving throw and is not pushed over the edge but does take that damage. You are still riding it.

1:08:33 Rekha: Okay. So I can do a bonus action?

1:08:38 Brennan: You can do a bonus action.

1:08:40 Rekha: I'm gonna Second Wind.

1:08:40 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:08:42 Rekha: So 1d10 plus nine.

1:08:45 Brennan: 1d10 plus nine coming your way.

1:08:50 Rekha: 15.

1:08:50 Brennan: Hell yeah. Katja heals 15 hit points from Second Wind. You are riding, Cinnamon's right behind you. That is Katja's turn.

1:08:58 Katja: I love you!

1:09:01 Izzy: Yeah, Cinnamon's jealous.

1:09:04 Katja: Are you jealous?

1:09:06 Brennan: And at the end of your turn-

1:09:08 Rekha: No response!

1:09:08 Aabria: Oh no.

1:09:11 Rekha: She's pissed.

1:09:12 Aabria: She’s fine.

1:09:13 Izzy: Read, you're on read.

1:09:13 Becca: Oh wow, oh wow.

1:09:15 Rekha: I’m in the doghouse tonight. The fucking doghouse tonight.

1:09:19 Becca: She doesn't like to see you riding someone else.

1:09:21 Sephie: You rode someone else right in front of her.

1:09:24 Rekha: I'm in the stables tonight, baby, oh boy. (players laughing)

1:09:28 Aabria: She says that so much. There's no universe in which-

1:09:31 Rekha: Anytime Cinnamon gets mad.

1:09:34 Brennan: At the end of your turn, Katja, Kurraghran is going to teleport behind Ostentatia and make a tentacle attack.

1:09:48 Rekha: Is he scared that I'm gonna stick tentacles in his ass? (group laughing)

1:09:54 Brennan: Honestly, yeah. You know, what do you want me to say? Yeah, he's terrified. He has no idea what's going on.

1:09:58 Rekha: He doesn't want one of his kid's tentacles in his ass?

1:10:01 Izzy: He's gonna get ass-full of rings in a second.

1:10:03 Aabria: Is he their dad?

1:10:03 Brennan: Incredible.

1:10:06 Rekha: Okay.

1:10:10 Brennan: He's going to hit and he is going to deal-

1:10:14 Izzy: Horse or me?

1:10:14 Brennan: Horse.

1:10:17 Izzy: Oh, were you a star when you were a horse. [Rekha laughs]

1:10:21 Becca: Oh, no, Starforge.

1:10:25 Brennan: He is going to hit-

1:10:26 Izzy: He's gonna be forged.

1:10:28 Brennan: He is going to hit Starforge for 22 points of damage which drops Starforge. (players screaming)

1:10:37 All: No!

1:10:39 Izzy: Spare the Dying.

1:10:41 Brennan: It's not, you have to wait for your turn.

1:10:42 Izzy: I don't care!

1:10:42 Rekha: Thank you, thank you Izzy!

1:10:46 Erika: Yeah, girl boss energy!

1:10:46 Aabria: Let's go!

1:10:49 Sephie: Yeah.

1:10:49 Izzy: Ew.

1:10:52 Erika: I'm so sorry.

1:10:52 Izzy: Thank you. (players laughing)

1:10:56 Brennan: Incredible, he is now, as you tumble over he kills, he drops your horse to zero and then it is actually his turn.

1:11:09 Izzy: Come at me.

1:11:09 Brennan: He's going to.

1:11:12 Izzy: Good.

1:11:13 Becca: You can hop on my pony later. She's right next to you.

1:11:18 Izzy: I like a pony less than I like a horse, I've gotta be honest.

1:11:21 Katja: Ostentatia, I promise, end of the night, $20.

1:11:26 Ostentatia: I heard you.

1:11:26 Katja: You will love your horse.

1:11:30 Becca: We'll get there.

1:11:32 Brennan: Oh my God. [facepalms]

1:11:34 Aabria: Oh God.

1:11:34 Rekha: Is it a crit?

1:11:35 Aabria: Or bad?

1:11:37 Brennan: He rolls, he gets a 19 and two 18s to hit Ostentatia, none of which hit Ostentatia's armor class of 21. Everyone claps and Izzy makes two peace signs.

1:11:50 Aabria: Yeah!

1:11:54 Erika: Wow.

1:11:54 Brennan: Oh my God.

1:11:55 Izzy: Putting more jewelry on to prepare.

1:12:00 Brennan: He goes. (growls) What does it look like as Ostentatia doesn't get hit. She's just like, you're like ducking to either side as. (grunts attacks) Ostentatia, who is still putting on rings, dodges out of the way. (players laughing)

1:12:11 Erika: Fantastic.

1:12:11 Antiope: She's a legend.

1:12:14 Brennan: Incredible.

1:12:14 Sam: Yeah, exactly.

1:12:15 Ostentatia: Thank you.

1:12:16 Antiope: You're amazing!

1:12:16 Ostentatia: You're amazing!

1:12:19 Sam: [called from far away] I agree!

1:12:19 Ostentatia: Bitch, get up!

1:12:21 Brennan: Speaking of which, it is Sam Nightingale's turn!

1:12:24 Sephie: Okay, so I am going to jump from my horse. (Rekha screams in horror)

1:12:29 Sephie: With my winged boots.

1:12:32 Izzy: And let your horse fall into the abyss?

1:12:34 Sephie: And start flying.

1:12:37 Brennan: Taffodil will be completely fine. Taffodil is feather falling. So you leave beautiful Taffodil, just kind of spiraling beautifully in a sort of, you actually hear kind of Penny's spell kind of plays "Clair de Lune" ambiently as the horse just spins.

1:12:54 Izzy: You better hope that's royalty free. Clair de Lune, which is now playing in the background, does appear to be.

1:12:57 Sephie: So I can rise up 30 feet, but I'm going to stay. I don't think I can separate myself from the horse so-

1:13:05 Rekha: I hear you.

1:13:06 Brennan: They are gonna get Sam's mini in a second, yeah.

1:13:08 Sephie: Cool, so as I get 30 feet up I'm not gonna go to the bridge.

1:13:14 Brennan: Cool.

1:13:14 Sephie: Instead I am going to strum my Triton Harp.

1:13:20 Brennan: Harp, amazing.

1:13:25 Sephie: And I'm going to let out a really, really high note and I am going to cast Enthrall.

1:13:34 Brennan: And who will you be casting? Oh, Enthrall is just general, is that a group or is it?

1:13:42 Sephie: Causing creatures of your choice that you can see within range of 60 feet which I believe is all of them except for the ones that are disappeared.

1:13:53 Brennan: Oh my God.

1:13:53 Becca: But 30 feet the other direction, me and my harpy friend.

1:13:59 Brennan: Oh yes, so that's very interesting. So do you want to put this, you can put this, so it's 30 feet in every direction, 30 foot radius or?

1:14:07 Sephie: Um, so let me see. So the range is 60 feet.

1:14:10 Brennan: Okay. So you can cast it at a point anywhere within 60 feet. Or I guess you're casting it on a number of creatures.

1:14:20 Sephie: Yeah, it's actually focused on my voice.

1:14:22 Brennan: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, amazing, okay, so-

1:14:26 Sephie: So I'm going to rise up, oh, can I rise. I can do this, right?

1:14:31 Brennan: You rise up, yes, got it.

1:14:36 Rekha: Oh my God, Cinnamon has to go on initiative-

1:14:37 Sephie: I'm still going to say, I'm pointedly staying away enough from the bridge for what I'm gonna do.

1:14:45 Brennan: Okay, yes, yes yes Any creature that can't be Charmed succeeds on this saving throw automatically, if you or your companions... it has advantage. On a failed save, the target has disadvantage on Wisdom Perception checks made to perceive any creature other than you until the spell ends or until the target can no longer hear you. Gotcha, okay, so we're gonna roll some wisdom saves. This is gonna work on, I think, yeah. It's gonna work on basically every creature within 60 feet are any creatures more than 60 feet away from you? I think the harpy with Penny is more than 60 feet away from you.

1:15:12 Becca: Dang it!

1:15:14 Sephie: Yeah.

1:15:14 Brennan: So sorry.

1:15:15 Becca: I have no plan.

1:15:16 Brennan: We're gonna roll, this is a DC 16. It's a wisdom save from our ether beasts. Two successes, one failure. We're gonna roll for our other harpy that is there still attacking. Harpy fails so one of the ether beasts and the harpy. So the ether beast closest to you and the harpy on the bridge both become enthralled by you.

1:15:48 Sephie: But big daddy is not?

1:15:49 Brennan: Big daddy, his armor glows as you target him with a spell. And as it does so, he he's gonna roll with advantage. This spell is fourth level or lower, correct?

1:16:09 Sephie: Yes.

1:16:13 Brennan: He needs to succeed. He doesn't succeed, unbelievable!

1:16:15 Sephie: Yes! Fuck yes!

1:16:15 Brennan: Unbelievable. Kurraghran. (growls) (enthralling harp music) (Persephone vocalizing) (Brennan laughing)

1:16:26 Sephie: And then on my bonus action.

1:16:26 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

1:16:29 Sephie: I cast Suggestion. (player gasps)

1:16:31 Brennan: Wow, okay.

1:16:31 Sephie: So it is an action, but I'm burning sorcery points to do it.

1:16:36 Brennan: Okay.

1:16:36 Sephie: Casting Quickened Spell.

1:16:38 Brennan: Cool.

1:16:40 Sephie: And I'm just going to look at big poppa daddy and go,

1:16:46 Sam: Don't you want to visit me? (Rekha gasps and laughs)

1:16:48 Brennan: Okay.

1:16:48 Izzy: Visit?

1:16:51 Sephie: I'm trying to make him jump.

1:16:51 Izzy: Oh, shit.

1:16:54 Brennan: So I'm gonna say that due to, this is not the technical wording...

1:16:56 Becca: Visit.

1:16:57 Brennan: ...of Enthrall but it just feels right. I'm gonna take away his advantage on this, but his armor is still doing something as you target him with this Suggestion spell. We are going, I'm gonna roll his save right now. He needs something good for this to work. Let's see here. And that is not something good. What is your suggestion?

1:17:30 Sam: Don't you want to join me over here? Kurraghran snarls.

1:17:35 Brennan: Incredible, you may do this. It will prevent him from moving on, but if you are trying to get him a Suggestion, if it would cause harm to the creature automatically ends. Do you want to keep him, but you can keep him momentarily where he is on the bridge rather than continuing to run down the course after your friends.

1:17:55 Sephie: Mm-hmm, yeah, I'll do that.

1:17:58 Brennan: Cool, so he just sort of paces for a second, enthralled by you and says,

1:18:01 Kurraghran: I wish to be by your side. Come closer and let it be so.

1:18:07 Aabria: Whoa.

1:18:07 Sam: Oh, darling.

1:18:08 Rekha: Ew.

1:18:08 Aabria: Whoa.

1:18:09 Sam: I want nothing more.

1:18:09 Rekha: (pointing to fan) Not this.

1:18:11 Sam: But you're gonna have to come to me.

1:18:12 Brennan: Amazing, that is Sam's turn.

1:18:14 Aabria: [hiding behind her fan] I don’t like that.

1:18:16 Brennan: You have your movement. This dude is fully enthralled. Ostentatia, that is your turn.

1:18:23 Sephie: Also, I think I gotta get my mini up.

1:18:27 Izzy: Wait, so now he's-

1:18:27 Brennan: He was bearing down on you and Sam has done this Siren song as she's totally ensorcelled him. So he was bearing down over you and has whipped around to look at Sam floating.

1:18:38 Izzy: But he's still right there.

1:18:39 Brennan: He's still right there on the bridge next to you.

1:18:41 Izzy: Okay, Katja's riding one of them so she's okay.

1:18:46 Katja: I'm living the life!

1:18:48 Brennan: Starforge is down and making death saves. And actually at the top of your turn Starforge, one away from getting back up again. Starforge makes a death save success, but is still making death saving throws, but it is your turn so your horse is down. You are right next to Kurraghran, and you may do whatever it is you wish.

1:19:09 Izzy: I would like to cast Um… Hmm… Banishment on Kurraghran.

1:19:26 Brennan: Oh my God, okay.

1:19:26 Penny: Do it on my harpy.

1:19:30 Ostentatia: You. (sighs)

1:19:32 Penny: You don't have to.

1:19:33 Ostentatia: Don't tell me what to do.

1:19:33 Penny: No, it's fine. (players laughing)

1:19:35 Penny: It's fine, Ostentatia. Do you what you need to do.

1:19:39 H: I'm gonna do the thing that made me turn into a harpy to you. You can imagine what that is, it's not fun.

1:19:45 Penny: I bet I’ll like it. I like a lot of things most people don't.

1:19:49 Ostentatia: I'll do it on the fucking harpy.

1:19:51 Penny: No, it's fine, I don't want to tell you what to do. That'd be nice.

1:19:54 Brennan: Truly I think at this moment what would Ostentatia do in this moment? This is a fun bit, but if you want to cast it on Kurraghran, go for it.

1:20:03 Penny: You know, if the universe is telling you to make a choice you should probably not listen to that universe 'cause they're trying to turn me into a harpy!

1:20:14 Ostentatia: You're very powerful and whining a lot so…

1:20:18 Aabria: Yo.

1:20:18 Erika: Wow. (Becca yelling)

1:20:20 Izzy: First thought, best thought.

1:20:23 Brennan: Now, as you say, first thought, best thought you cast this spell. I'm gonna now reveal what this armor is about because Kurraghran rolled so badly against Sam. So because Kurraghran rolled so badly against Sam, his armor has the potential, if he saves against a spell, to turn the spell back on the caster. So there's a chance that this banishment will bounce off of him back to you depending on what he rolls, but banishment also would absolutely remove this monster from the battlefield. So this is high-risk, high-reward.

1:21:04 Izzy: Can I take it back?

1:21:05 Brennan: Under no circumstance. (players laughing)

1:21:08 Brennan: However-

1:21:08 Aabria: You got this.

1:21:09 Brennan: Banishment, the saving throw here is charisma, correct?

1:21:13 Izzy: Charisma.

1:21:14 Brennan: So you've picked a great saving throw. Ether king, not that charismatic. Kind of a big cat monster. So he has a plus-

1:21:23 Sephie: I think he's charming, actually.

1:21:25 Aabria: No.

1:21:25 Rekha: I think he looks like a horse.

1:21:26 Aabria: That cat's trying to Smashburger, no.

1:21:27 Sephie: So charming.

1:21:29 Rekha: We have to say Smashburger legally 10 times in each quest.

1:21:33 Aabria: We do.

1:21:33 Rekha: To fulfill our sponsorship.

1:21:36 Brennan: Now again, so he has-

1:21:37 Sephie: I might be falling to my death, but like Smashburger.

1:21:39 Brennan: He has advantage on any roll against a spell that targets him, that selects him as a target, however...

1:21:49 Izzy: Send me to the other plane, you want to. (Brennan laughing)

1:21:51 Aabria: Oh my God.

1:21:54 Brennan: However, your DC is very high at a 17. You know what his plus? We're gonna go Box of Doom. Do you know what his plus is to his charisma saving throw?

1:22:02 Izzy: No, I don't.

1:22:02 Brennan: Plus zero.

1:22:04 Izzy: Okay.

1:22:04 Brennan: So if he rolls under 16 or 16 and under on both of these, he's gone.

1:22:13 Aabria: Come on, please, please, please. Brennan blows on his dice before rolling a 3 and a 4. (dramatic instrumental music)

1:22:26 Becca: Uh-oh.

1:22:27 Brennan: Completely enthralled by the Siren's song and Triton's Harp of Sam Nightingale, floating amidst the mountaintops, Ostentatia finishes, unlike a lot of women in her family, actually putting on jewelry before she's about to kick someone's ass. (players laughing)

1:22:53 Brennan: As you reach out to banish Kurraghran, what does it look like as Ostentatia, what does she say? How does the spell manifest from her as she casts Banishment?

1:23:03 Ostentatia: Arrivederci.

1:23:06 Kurraghran: What? (screams)

1:23:08 Brennan: And Kurraghran is gone from the battlefield (players clapping and cheering) The fans come out. Sephie and Erika fan Izzy specifically!

1:23:15 Aabria: Legends!

1:23:15 Izzy: Stop, stop.

1:23:18 Sephie: Yes.

1:23:18 Izzy: Stop, stop, stop.

1:23:19 Brennan: He rolled-

1:23:19 Izzy: My spells!

1:23:21 Brennan: He rolled a three and a four, is gone. (players cheering)

1:23:28 Brennan: And as he is gone, Ostentatia, but I think Sam, you're watching this and seeing this as this happens. Ostentatia's eyes burst with fire and you see endless spiraling halls of giant stone columns as tall as skyscrapers deep under the Earth.

1:23:48 Izzy: Are they marble?

1:23:48 Brennan: [New Jerseyan accent] Beautiful marble columns.

1:23:51 Izzy: Columns. (players laughing)

1:23:53 Brennan: Beautiful marble columns. Beautiful finished countertop. What is that, granite, oh that's-

1:23:59 Izzy: Yeah, it looks like my uncle's house.

1:24:01 Brennan: [normal voice] And hear a deep and powerful ringing of hammers in the center of the Earth. You see Kurraghran tossed out of this world, banished to the far reaches of time and space.

1:24:15 Kurraghran: (growls) I, I, no!

1:24:17 Brennan: And you see a massive ringed hand grasp him and stick his very soul into a furnace brighter than the Sun. (screams) (players shouting)

1:24:33 Aabria: We stan a Wallachay.

1:24:36 All: House of Wallachay!

1:24:38 Brennan: Incredible, that's your action, any bonus action?

1:24:41 Izzy: Um, I don't have a lot.

1:24:45 Brennan: That's fine.

1:24:46 Izzy: I'll go into the cave.

1:24:46 Brennan: Hell yeah. Well, your horse is still making death saves unfortunately so do you want to...

1:24:53 Izzy: Oh, uh...

1:24:55 Brennan: You could, I'm trying to think. On a bonus action I don't know if there's any way for you.

1:24:58 Izzy: I can't do Spare the Dying, it's an action.

1:25:00 Brennan: Yeah, unfortunately. So you've banished Kurraghran so you're out of immediate danger.

1:25:05 Aabria: (coughs) Healing Word, I'm so sorry.

1:25:08 Brennan: You'll be able to-

1:25:08 Rekha: Did you say, Healing Word?

1:25:10 Aabria: I said Healing Word.

1:25:11 Rekha: Oh, you said cough, oh, you coughed.

1:25:14 Brennan: I would let you make-

1:25:16 Izzy: Oh, I could do Healing Word again.

1:25:19 Brennan: You can do Healing Word. Do you want to do Healing Word?

1:25:21 Izzy: Oh yeah, sure.

1:25:21 Rekha: ♪ Aabria's a genius ♪

1:25:22 Brennan: Go for it, cool. You bounce your horse back up. So Starforge comes up and says,

1:25:26 Starforge: (gasps) I rise again.

1:25:31 Ostentatia: Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't-

1:25:32 Starforge: Much like I did when I used to be a star and then became a horse. (players laughing)

1:25:38 Katja: Cute!

1:25:41 Brennan: Ostentatia, you jump on Starforge's back and you can take off if you want and go a full 180. Oh yeah, go ahead and let me know how many you roll for Healing Word.

1:25:57 Izzy: Six.

1:25:57 Brennan: Starforge is back up at six. Starforge takes 180 down the track.

1:26:04 Izzy: I will stick around to help Penny if necessary.

1:26:10 Brennan: Okay, cool.

1:26:10 Penny: Aw. Oh, Ostentatia, you should run but I see you're not and we're gonna talk about this later.

1:26:19 Ostentatia: Okay, well, what do you want? Do you want me to help with this fucking guy?

1:26:21 Penny: This is what I want.

1:26:21 Ostentatia: Okay, great.

1:26:23 Penny: This is what I want.

1:26:23 Ostentatia: Okay, I'm here, babe.

1:26:25 Brennan: Amazing, speaking of Penny, Penny, that's you.

1:26:27 Becca: Okay, so let me know… (players laughing)

1:26:30 Becca: This is like a Rekha-level idea.

1:26:34 Rekha: Oh no. (laughs) (Aabria laughing)

1:26:36 Sephie: I love it already.

1:26:37 Rekha: So, excellent.

1:26:37 Becca: So what if I were to cast Silent Image of Kurraghran, no, of the harpy holding me in front of the harpy holding me so the harpy is like, oh, you got her, and lets go.

1:26:53 Aabria: This is like Emily Axford-

1:26:55 Sephie: This is like exactly that moment with Emily.

1:26:57 Erika: Yeah, it is.

1:26:57 Sephie: It really is.

1:27:00 Brennan: So here's, I just want to, and again, there's no judgment. There's no judgment, but you're gonna, so okay, this is great, I actually love this.

1:27:08 Becca: I could just stab up in behind me if that's better.

1:27:10 Brennan: No, I just mean, you want to make a mirror copy of the harpy carrying you and you in front of this harpy.

1:27:19 Becca: No, not the harpy, not the harpy itself. The harpy queen.

1:27:20 Rekha: Oh.

1:27:22 Becca: So it's like, oh, Momma's got it.

1:27:25 Brennan: Gotcha, okay.

1:27:26 Rekha: That makes more sense than what I thought.

1:27:27 Becca: Oh good, no, I would never, I would never.

1:27:29 Brennan: Good, good, good, good, good, okay, amazing. So Penny, you can absolutely create a silent image of the Harpy Queen flying in and being like, "Give." You might even be able to have her like, what does the Harpy Queen say?

1:27:44 Becca: It's silent so she can't say anything, but she's holding me with a leafy-winged hand with the thumbs-up like, I got her.

1:27:54 Brennan: So like a thumbs-up and a wink so expressive that it convinces this harpy to let go of you because it thinks it's Mommy Harpy, great.

1:28:01 Becca: All done, job's done, don't need it.

1:28:03 Izzy: You don't want her to go...

1:28:03 Becca: Yeah.

1:28:06 Brennan: I am going to need a deception. The spell works and now we need to figure out, 'cause again, illusions are about artistry, right? So you can render this illusion no problem. That's the spell. But the artistry of how sort of persuasive you make this harpy illusion. I am going to need, so yeah, just go ahead and give me.

1:28:29 Becca: There's no way to use like, some other.

1:28:33 Brennan: Would you prefer to use persuasion?

1:28:35 Becca: Yes.

1:28:36 Rekha: Wasn't that the thing you offered?

1:28:38 Becca: No, it's deception.

1:28:38 Brennan: I said deception.

1:28:39 Rekha: Oh. (laughs)

1:28:39 Becca: It's the same thing. It's the same, it's the same, it doesn't matter, okay… [rubs her hands together]

1:28:45 Erika: You got this.

1:28:45 Sephie: You got this.

1:28:47 Aabria: You've got this. Everyone rubs their hands together.

1:28:47 Rekha: Performance?

1:28:48 Brennan: I'm gonna write down the number that I think it should be.

1:28:52 Sephie: Oh no.

1:28:52 Aabria: 100.

1:28:53 Brennan: Or actually, no, no, I'm gonna let you roll and I will make an intelligence saving throw for this harpy, okay?

1:28:58 Becca: Okay, okay, yes, yes.

1:29:01 Rekha: These harpies look dumb as hell so.

1:29:03 Aabria: Yeah.

1:29:03 Sephie: They really, really fucking do.

1:29:05 Becca: Come on, come on, come on, come on, that's a, um… [quietly] It's a six.

1:29:10 Brennan: Okay. I'm gonna roll an intelligence saving throw for this harpy.

1:29:15 Aabria: Total?

1:29:17 Brennan: That's a six. (Rekha gasps)

1:29:22 Aabria: Like Halfling stuff? Brennan rolls, then collapses inward on himself.

1:29:28 Rekha: [whispered] Jealous.

1:29:29 Brennan: I rolled a six, and these harpies have a -1 to intelligence.

1:29:31 Aabria: Yeah! (laughs)

1:29:35 Sephie: I love this game.

1:29:35 Erika: Dumb as hell.

1:29:38 Sephie: So fucking much.

1:29:39 Becca: Okay, I'm gonna draw a picture of what the harpy image that I create looks like.

1:29:45 Izzy: Now, how long is that gonna take?

1:29:47 Brennan: It literally, like you make a Harpy Queen who's, like you forget to make her injured like she would be at this time. Her face looks like quickly Crayola-drawn like...

1:30:00 Becca: This is… Becca holds up her notebook with a drawing of a real quick stick figure harpy. (There is actually a flowchart on the other page.) (group laughing)

1:30:02 Rekha: These harpies are so fucking dumb. They're like, Mom, Mom's got her! It's on graph paper.

1:30:08 Brennan: And you see that your harpy looks and says like,

1:30:10 Harpy: Oh, Mother, I guess my Halfling is fake. Well, back to the drawing board.

1:30:15 Brennan: And then drops you in midair and you begin to plummet.

1:30:23 Becca: Cool, with a reaction I will cast Feather Fall on myself.

1:30:26 Brennan: Oh, wonderful, we love it, we love it, we love it.

1:30:28 Becca: And then can I use my cunning action which basically it's a bonus bonus action to dash, disengage or hide. And I know I'm midair but I'm slowed down so can I maybe get back toward the lands by doggie paddling through air?

1:30:46 Brennan: Give me an acrobatics check.

1:30:48 Becca: Oh yes, I'm so good at this!

1:30:48 Rekha: Wait a minute, didn't you do a beautiful dance earlier?

1:30:52 Becca: Okay hold on, this is-

1:30:52 Rekha: Like a gymnastics-

1:30:55 Becca: 29!

1:30:55 Aabria: Yo!

1:30:57 Erika: Yo! (players laughing)

1:30:59 Brennan: So Ostentatia, as you turn around and you're like, “I'm gonna hang back to take care of Penny, you see Penny who is like, "I'm in a really rough spot!" Make a, honestly, your illusion is two-dimensional. It is just a full 2D illusion and the harpy goes like,

1:31:13 Harpy: Oh dang, I guess I missed.

1:31:15 Brennan: And then you see that Penny does a modified backstroke also using her breath to jet just (exhales rapidly) through the air. ?: Yeah.

1:31:27 Brennan: You descend 30 feet but also move 30 feet towards the mountainside.

1:31:34 Penny: (sighs in relief) Got out of a pickle there, huh? Did you see?

1:31:38 Ostentatia: Yeah, yeah, see I-

1:31:40 Penny: Osteetee.

1:31:41 Erika: Osteetee.

1:31:41 Ostentatia: Osteetee.

1:31:42 Penny: Osteedee, you like it?

1:31:45 Rekha: Hardly an abbreviation.

1:31:45 Penny: Did you like it?

1:31:49 Ostentatia: I liked it.

1:31:49 Brennan: Incredible turn from Penny. That's gonna go back to Danielle.

1:31:56 Erika: All right well, now that that's taken care of, that's fine. The geese are gonna move.

1:31:58 Izzy: Honk, honk.

1:32:00 Rekha: Honk, honk.

1:32:05 Becca: Honk, honk, bling bing.

1:32:05 Erika: Toward us and concentrate on who's left, some more of the harpies?

1:32:13 Brennan: So unfortunately because, so these geese have a speed of 30, correct?

1:32:19 Erika: Right, yes.

1:32:21 Brennan: So the geese are gonna have to double move to get 60 feet down.

1:32:25 Erika: Can they get to the displacer beasts right now? They can get there, yeah.

1:32:32 Rekha: Can Cinnamon give them a ride?

1:32:34 Brennan: Let's see how far the geese can get. The geese can get from here, not.

1:32:39 Erika: Not quite.

1:32:40 Brennan: Not quite, not quite. The geese can get, I'll actually say that you can get some of the geese right behind these ones to get opportunity attacks should the displacer beasts move.

1:32:52 Erika: I'd like to do that.

1:32:52 Brennan: Cool. So these geese, honk, honk, honk, and the beasts watch their king vanish and go, "Oh shit!" I guess these ones can't talk, (snarls) as they run off.

1:33:05 Becca: So they still convey meaning.

1:33:05 Sephie: Do they even notice them 'cause they're enthralled?

1:33:08 Brennan: What's that, are they?

1:33:09 Sephie: Do they even notice the geese because they're enthralled?

1:33:11 Brennan: Oh that's, wait wait, sorry, two of them aren't 'cause two of them didn't have clear line of sight to you. So two of them are like, “shit, the terrible geese.” And the other one's like, “who is this lady?”

1:33:21 Sephie: The other harpy is, too, right?

1:33:22 Brennan: The other harpy is as well, yes.

1:33:23 Rekha: Sorry, which of the beasts is enthralled?

1:33:25 Brennan: The one on the left.

1:33:25 Rekha: Okay, cool.

1:33:28 Sephie: So would have Penny's been, too? Oh, it doesn't matter.

1:33:31 Brennan: Penny's was not, it was out of range.

1:33:32 Becca: No, it was the other side of the bridge.

1:33:33 Sephie: Cool.

1:33:33 Brennan: Amazing. That's going to be, Danielle, that's you.

1:33:37 Erika: All right, so I'm in range of Queen- I don't see where Momma Harpy is.

1:33:46 Brennan: All the way on the steps at the end of the course.

1:33:51 Erika: Danielle twirls the mushroom-laden staff on her side and she points it at the Queen Harpy. And it looks like nothing happens, nothing.

1:34:05 Brennan: Ooh.

1:34:06 Erika: It looks like nothing happens but then suddenly a cloud of barely perceptible mites appear in a giant swarm around the queen.

1:34:19 Izzy: Ugh.

1:34:19 Brennan: Oh my God.

1:34:22 Erika: And a plague of insects has infested her. (group groaning)

1:34:26 Rekha: Ew!

1:34:26 Aabria: Ew!

1:34:28 Izzy: I had a hamster that died of mites.

1:34:30 Becca: Oh no.

1:34:30 Brennan: Incredible.

1:34:33 Erika: Oh shit, that's concentration, too. Okay, then I guess the geese blink out of existence.

1:34:36 Brennan: Okay, so the geese close up and the ether beast's like (screams) so you just used the geese to psych out the ether beasts real quick.

1:34:42 Erika: Yeah, oh yeah.

1:34:43 Brennan: And then the insects appear around... Oh quick work, look at those spiders. Go ahead and roll damage for Insect plague.

1:34:57 Erika: She has to do a constitution saving throw.

1:35:02 Brennan: She is going to go ahead and get, that is a failure.

1:35:10 Erika: Okay, excellent, and that's.

1:35:17 Rekha: I don't see her either.

1:35:17 Aabria: Okay cool, it's not just me.

1:35:19 Sephie: Are you looking for the?

1:35:19 Becca: Queen bee?

1:35:19 Aabria: Yeah.

1:35:19 Sephie: Really high up, hold the button near...

1:35:23 Rekha: She's high.

1:35:23 Aabria: Oh.

1:35:25 Sephie: High up looking over everyone.

1:35:26 Erika: So she takes 24 piercing damage.

1:35:30 Becca: Ooh!

1:35:35 Brennan: Danielle, with exactly 24 hit points left.

1:35:40 Aabria: Yes!

1:35:40 Rekha: Oh fuck!

1:35:43 Sephie: Oh my God.

1:35:44 Brennan: The Harpy Queen looks at you and says,

1:35:48 Harpy Queen: Oh, what strikes do you wield, daughter of the wild places? Ow, oh (yelps) my leaves!

1:35:59 Brennan: And you see not only are those just the very small mites. It's just like very simple, like a lot of ants and mites and all the leaves of her wings just, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, little mandibles moving through. And you watch, it looks from a distance like she just dissolves.

1:36:16 Izzy: Disgusting.

1:36:21 Brennan: And surrenders back into nature. The Harpy Queen is gone.

1:36:24 Sephie: Beautiful. (players cheering)

1:36:27 Aabria: Yeah, daddy!

1:36:31 Brennan: Incredible. Danielle, insect plague, boom, Harpy Queen is destroyed. Do you want to take a full movement as well on that turn?

1:36:46 Erika: Yes, I will head towards the cave.

1:36:49 Brennan: Amazing, so you actually round this cliff here. Do you want to go full gallop over the ice here?

1:36:57 Erika: No, half speed so that...

1:36:57 Brennan: Cool. So you're gonna go ahead and move probably something like 100 feet down the track. And Zelda is gonna be just a little bit past you as well going carefully around that side. (horse hooves impacting snow)

1:37:16 Brennan: Incredible. That's Zelda, that's Danielle. Any bonus actions from Danielle on her turn?

1:37:24 Erika: No, that is it.

1:37:24 Brennan: Incredible, how? I had a whole straightaway to throw lightning bolts down, that long straightaway.

1:37:33 Aabria: Oh God.

1:37:36 Brennan: Incredible, okay. This other harpy is enthralled-- (Persephone blows kiss)

1:37:45 Brennan: --with Sam. I'm gonna roll recharge for their songs. Okay, so one of the harpies that's enthralled is going to rush towards Sam and just be flying in front of you kind of enthralled by you,

1:37:58 Harpy: Hi!

1:38:02 Sam: Hello.

1:38:04 Harpy: My name is Rothead.

1:38:06 Rekha: Rothead? (laughs)

1:38:06 Becca: Rothead.

1:38:08 Sam: No, now it's Birdbrain.

1:38:08 Rothead: What?

1:38:11 Sam: Yeah, you didn't hear?

1:38:11 Birdbrain: That's an improvement!

1:38:14 Sam: It is, isn't it?

1:38:14 Birdbrain: Yes!

1:38:16 Sam: Oh, you're so pretty.

1:38:16 Birdbrain: You're my best friend.

1:38:18 Sam: I know.

1:38:18 Birdbrain: Wow!

1:38:21 Sam: Yeah!

1:38:21 Birdbrain: How do you get your hair to do that?

1:38:25 Sam: Do you really want to know?

1:38:26 Birdbrain: My hair is leaves and dirt and blood.

1:38:30 Sam: Blood sacrifice.

1:38:33 Birdbrain: You know, it's funny, I've been trying that a lot!

1:38:35 Brennan: And you see that that harpy is totally enthralled. The other one is going to come back, take a swing on Ostentatia. Fully miss, not even close. And however… Two more harpies appear over the final stretch of bridge.

1:39:00 Erika: Are they in the 20-foot cloud?

1:39:02 Brennan: No, no, no, they're in the air. They're not near the steps at all. They are floating in the air over the bridge. And they are going to, you see they come in looking at their destroyed matriarch, their queen. They scream and gnash their teeth and weep and you see that they throw these small leaf-wrapped, it looks like some kind of primal Fey magic, these leaves wrapped with twine at the bridge. And you see (mimics pounding and explosions reverberating) and blow out a section of the bridge. (players groaning) Right here at the very end. So the three ether beasts that Katja's riding on the middle one, they're going to-

1:39:55 Sephie: Which ones are enthralled?

1:39:55 Becca: Well two, one's enthralled.

1:39:57 Brennan: Oh, one's enthralled so only-

1:39:58 Sephie: So the wording of Enthrall, so they're intensely focused on me and they have to roll with disadvantage, I think, to perceive anyone else.

1:40:06 Brennan: Gotcha, gotcha, okay.

1:40:08 Sephie: Let me just double check that 'cause I could be wrong.

1:40:11 Rekha: Maybe he'll just enthrall himself right off the fucking bridge.

1:40:12 Becca: Yeah.

1:40:14 Sephie: Has disadvantage on wisdom checks made to perceive any creature other than you until the spell ends or the target can no longer hear you.

1:40:20 Brennan: Copy that.

1:40:20 Rekha: The things you do for love.

1:40:21 Brennan: The things you do for love. So number one, the three ether beasts way back here on the ledge, they're gonna go a full 120. They're gonna teleport and then move 80 along the bridge in pursuit of Cinnamon.

1:40:34 Rekha: So do I teleport?

1:40:37 Becca: Oh, the extra ones behind us.

1:40:39 Brennan: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:40:39 Rekha: Oh, those extra ones, okay. And they're going for Cinnamon?

1:40:43 Brennan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The two here are going to, I'm gonna roll to see if they recharge their teleport ability which I believe they-

1:40:52 Rekha: Fuck themselves.

1:40:56 Brennan: Which I believe they recharge on a four through six. That one does.

1:41:01 Becca: Candyheart, I've forgotten to give a turn for a long time.

1:41:04 Brennan: Oh no, yeah, let's go ahead, we can move Candyheart.

1:41:08 Becca: Well, I would have, with my 29 on my acrobatics I would have landed on her and then said giddyup, lady.

1:41:14 Brennan: Gotcha, giddyup, giddyup, giddyap, cool. We can go ahead actually. We can throw Penny back on Candyheart and move Candyheart up 180 as well.

1:41:23 Becca: Thank you, that's really nice.

1:41:25 Brennan: You got it.

1:41:26 Becca: And you know, Ostentatia waited for me.

1:41:28 Izzy: Am I still back there? That's fucked up. (players laughing)

1:41:32 Brennan: We can move Ostentatia up to the middle bridge as well if we're being nice.

1:41:36 Becca: You're being really nice.

1:41:36 Brennan: I'm being very nice. Well, I get yelled at a lot when I'm not very nice.

1:41:40 Sephie: Now I'm gonna be alone.

1:41:41 Brennan: So I've learned my lesson.

1:41:42 Becca: You're doing really good, Brennan. We really like it!

1:41:43 Aabria: You're doing great.

1:41:43 Brennan: Thank you.

1:41:45 Rekha: You're doing a wonderful job, and you're accommodating a lot of silly questions that I have so thank you-

1:41:53 Brennan: [laughs] So both of these ether beasts recharge their teleport so Katja, the one that you're riding vanishes out from under you as it teleports forward 40 feet.

1:42:05 Becca: It didn't take you?

1:42:05 Aabria: Yeah.

1:42:07 Rekha: That's so rude!

1:42:07 Brennan: Very rude. But you are still right next to another one that is very enthralled with Sam right now.

1:42:16 Rekha: Yes. Do I get an attack of opportunity? Oh, it teleported, fuck.

1:42:21 Brennan: Yeah, bummer, okay. So yeah, the two here teleport 40 feet and then are gonna move another 80.

1:42:37 Rekha: Three.

1:42:38 Brennan: Another 80 after everyone else. And I want to see something too, actually, if these guys can do their cool thing here or not. They can't so that's fine. Yes, so to our wonderful, so the one stays enthralled, but the other front two ether beasts are gonna go a full 120 down the course, great. And they had nobody to attack so that's their turn. Okey-dokey, that's now going to be. (hums)

1:43:14 Rekha: Do I fall back onto Cinnamon or am I floating in the air?

1:43:17 Brennan: You will be able on your turn to just, oh actually, Cinnamon had a readied action to go another 90 feet. I forgot about that so- (Rekha gasps)

1:43:28 Becca: Ooh.

1:43:28 Aabria: That's right.

1:43:29 Rekha: Does she go right under me as she goes 90 feet?

1:43:34 Brennan: Yes, however, Cinnamon is going to get those three attacks of opportunity while you're not riding her. Cinnamon does take 10 points of damage.

1:43:49 Rekha: And how many did she start with?

1:43:51 Brennan: 26, oh, and then plus 14.

1:43:51 Becca: Plus 14.

1:43:54 Brennan: So still might be uninjured.

1:43:55 Rekha: So she's 40 and then minus 10. I am livid. (group laughing)

1:44:05 Rekha: Her hair, which is this way, is going this way. She looks startled. This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

1:44:14 Brennan: (laughs) Incredible, but you go another 90 on Cinnamon as you jump back onto your horse's back.

1:44:22 Rekha: And brush frantically, frantically brushing it back. ?: Aw. (Rekha laughing)

1:44:27 Brennan: Oh, wow, okay, amazing. (hums) That's for the ether beasts.

1:44:31 Becca: You've got a quick-draw holster for the brush.

1:44:32 Brennan: Antiope, we are back with you. You are in the cave.

1:44:35 Aabria: Oh God, okay.

1:44:37 Brennan: But it is you and Elegonia, what would you like to do?

1:44:43 Aabria: Let me get a couple shots off on the displacer beasts sort of between, yeah, I want to aim for the ones between Katja and myself before we take off.

1:44:54 Brennan: Amazing, the one in the lead looks pretty badly injured.

1:44:57 Aabria: Yeah, okay, well, I'll aim for him first.

1:44:59 Brennan: Actually, they both look pretty messed up, yeah.

1:45:00 Aabria: So I'm gonna move Slayer's Prey to the injured one in the front.

1:45:04 Brennan: Hell yeah, great.

1:45:07 Aabria: Cool, 24 to hit.

1:45:07 Brennan: Hell yes.

1:45:15 Aabria: I can't do any math right now.

1:45:17 Brennan: No worries.

1:45:19 Aabria: Oh wait, do I have to call my minus five?

1:45:23 Brennan: You do, but I can be nice this time.

1:45:25 Aabria: Sorry.

1:45:25 Brennan: But in the future we'll call it ahead of time.

1:45:26 Aabria: Okay, my bad.

1:45:26 Brennan: Yes, go for it.

1:45:27 Aabria: I completely forgot.

1:45:27 Brennan: No worries. But yeah, you can call your minus five.

1:45:30 Aabria: Okay, can I call the minus five to try to-

1:45:33 Brennan: Sharpshoot or to do one of your tricks?

1:45:36 Aabria: No, I want to do Dragon Slayer bow thing.

1:45:37 Brennan: Hell yeah, what Dragon Slayer bow thing do you want to do?

1:45:39 Aabria: Yo, let's Blinding Shot it. I want to catch it in the ass.

1:45:43 Brennan: Hell yes. I'll roll that first con save.

1:45:44 Aabria: Yep.

1:45:48 Brennan: Saves on the first con save.

1:45:48 Aabria: Okay.

1:45:51 Brennan: But you do hit so go ahead and roll damage. And you have your Slayer’s Prey on it.

1:45:56 Aabria: I already did, 11 points.

1:45:59 Brennan: 11 points to the one in the lead, hell yes.

1:46:02 Aabria: Yep, oh, go ahead.

1:46:02 Brennan: Oh, yeah, you're good. Go for it.

1:46:04 Aabria: One more, same guy, but this one's gonna be a Sharpshooter.

1:46:07 Brennan: Cool.

1:46:11 Aabria: So it's supposed to an 18, 13.

1:46:13 Brennan: 13 is their exact armor class.

1:46:15 Aabria: Oh my God, yeah.

1:46:15 Brennan: What did you just hit on? What'd you roll on the die that you still hit?

1:46:17 Becca: Was that three exactly?

1:46:17 Aabria: Six.

1:46:18 Brennan: Six, (laughs) incredible, great.

1:46:20 Aabria: So low, okay.

1:46:26 Becca: We got a lot of exactsies tonight, y'all.

1:46:28 Brennan: Yeah, a lot of exactsies.

1:46:32 Aabria: 22 points.

1:46:34 Brennan: Second arrow (mimics arrow landing) dead. That displacer beast is gone.

1:46:36 Aabria: Sweet.

1:46:38 Brennan: Or that ether beast is destroyed with your second arrow.

1:46:43 Becca: Oh, we all turn around the back of our horse and say,

1:46:45 Penny: (claps) oh, good job Antiope.

1:46:45 Brennan: This is by the way, how are you getting, you're on a galloping horse. You're turning all the way around like...

1:46:53 Aabria: Okay, so-

1:46:53 Rekha: It's that core.

1:46:55 Becca: But you can talk to the horse.

1:46:56 Aabria: The truth is Katja and I were best friends when we were younger and I read all of the Babysitter Horse books. (players laughing)

1:47:02 Aabria: So this is me living my dream of horse vaulting, and I like wrap a leg around and just lean down like,

1:47:10 Antiope: [strained] I'm doing it!

1:47:11 Erika: Ooh, sexy! (Brennan laughing)

1:47:13 Katja: Oh my God, I thought I was a Christine! You're a Christine! (players laughing)

1:47:17 Antiope: We're both Christines! (Rekha shouting)

1:47:20 Brennan: Incredible.

1:47:20 Rekha: Christine's a horse. (group laughing)

1:47:23 Becca: Obviously, it sounds like a horse name.

1:47:25 Brennan: Amazing.

1:47:25 Aabria: And then I wanna, and then, yeah, Elegonia's gonna move. Full movement, full dash.

1:47:30 Brennan: Hell yeah. And then we have a full dash for Elegonia.

1:47:36 Becca: She looks very Elegonia while she's doing it.

1:47:38 Brennan: I love it, Katja, that's gonna be you.

1:47:42 Rekha: Okay, can I attack this beast in front of me?

1:47:44 Brennan: Yes, you absolutely can.

1:47:48 Rekha: That is a dirty 20.

1:47:48 Brennan: Definite hit.

1:47:52 Rekha: Okay, great, so then my d12. Eight plus six, 14.

1:47:58 Brennan: Amazing, 14 regular damage. Any other shenanigans or tricks or other stuff like that?

1:48:05 Rekha: (hums cheerfully) My little flowchart. Can I do… A Pushing Attack to push it off?

1:48:19 Brennan: Yes, you can. Go ahead and roll the extra damage.

1:48:23 Rekha: Sorry, damage or the d20?

1:48:28 Brennan: Uh, sorry, not the d20.

1:48:28 Rekha: Yes.

1:48:33 Brennan: Go ahead and roll the extra damage there with your d8.

1:48:34 Rekha: Okay, cool, set, d8, yes, yes, yes.

1:48:39 Brennan: Amazing.

1:48:39 Rekha: That's, I got an eight.

1:48:41 Aabria: Yeah, nice! (claps)

1:48:42 Brennan: Another eight damage.

1:48:44 Rekha: And I don't add anything to that, right? I just do the eight.

1:48:46 Brennan: No.

1:48:48 Rekha: Okay, great.

1:48:48 Brennan: This thing's gonna roll. It's gotta get a 13 or higher. However, the main thing that happens here is once again, so there's two galloping after Antiope in front of you, Katja, back on Cinnamon, the two you've been chasing this whole time. The one you were riding gets two arrows in the throat and the other one which is running up on the railing, you (grunts) fend off into space, spiraling out over the edge.

1:49:15 Katja: That's one difference between you and a horse. I would never hurt a horse. (players laughing)

1:49:23 Brennan: Incredible, and then Cinnamon can take a full 180.

1:49:27 Rekha: Yes, let's do it!

1:49:27 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:49:30 Rekha: Do I have to, is this the broken bridge?

1:49:30 Becca: She's been waiting for this.

1:49:32 Brennan: No, the broken bridge is all the way to the very end.

1:49:33 Rekha: Oh, it's up the bend. Great, yeah, I'll take 180.

1:49:33 Sephie: Amazing. Sam, that's gonna be you.

1:49:37 Sephie: So I have a question about Feather Fall.

1:49:40 Brennan: Yeah.

1:49:42 Sephie: Would you say that it makes the person or creature it's affecting lighter physically?

1:49:50 Brennan: Well, that's very interesting.

1:49:51 Becca: I mean, when it doesn't have resistance I think you could push it. It doesn't specifically, but-

1:49:54 Becca: I'm, I’m willing to, listen, I've already let people brush ether beasts.

1:50:00 Rekha: But that makes sense.

1:50:00 Aabria: That makes perfect sense.

1:50:02 Rekha: Because the way you defined I literally was like, is he doing this as a present? (Brennan laughing)

1:50:09 Sephie: As a storm sorceress, I can control the weather, and that includes powerful gusts of wind. I would like to basically push wind up under Taffodil and geyser Taffodil back up onto the bridge.

1:50:28 Rekha: Amazing.

1:50:28 Brennan: Incredible, incredible. Yes, I will allow this shenanigans.

1:50:35 Sephie: Shenaniganery.

1:50:35 Brennan: Yes, exactly. So you summon wind, "Clair de Lune" plays in reverse as Taffodil begins to sort of spiral back up from-

1:50:43 Erika: Oh my God, I need that.

1:50:45 Brennan: And what is the spell Sam's casting?

1:50:48 Sephie: That's not a spell. That's a bonus action I can do because I'm a sorceress.

1:50:52 Aabria: That's just life, baby.

1:50:52 Izzy: Fun fact about "Clair de Lune." When you play it in reverse you hear-

1:50:58 Becca: Missy Elliott.

1:50:58 Izzy: Yeah. (group laughing)

1:51:01 Izzy: You hear what Missy...

1:51:01 Rekha: Yeah, you hear "Work It" in normal word which is crazy because so much of that is in reverse.

1:51:10 Izzy: Just as Led Zeppelin intended.

1:51:13 Brennan: Intended, yes, absolutely.

1:51:15 Rekha: And unto you as well.

1:51:16 Sephie: As Taffodil gets to the path, I want to move to mount Taffodil and then have Taffodil move.

1:51:24 Brennan: Amazing, perfect, yes, absolutely.

1:51:28 Rekha: Exactly like in the Babysitter Horse book two.

1:51:30 Aabria: We have got to have everyone read these books.

1:51:31 Sephie: I think I have an action.

1:51:32 Brennan: Well, so here's the thing. Yeah, you have an action so you mount up, Taffodil's there. What would you like to do?

1:51:38 Sephie: Okay, I would like to not be the only one over here for the most part. I would like to get as far as possible close to the other ones.

1:51:44 Brennan: Amazing.

1:51:47 Sephie: I will say that, how well can the ether beasts hear?

1:51:53 Brennan: Pretty well, they seem to be pretty cunning predators.

1:51:55 Sephie: So when they're out of range of my voice, the enthrallment ends.

1:51:58 Brennan: Okay, copy that. Cool, cool, cool. (Persephone cheers)

1:52:05 Brennan: Amazing.

1:52:05 Sephie: Okay, now for action.

1:52:06 Aabria: You're so good.

1:52:06 Brennan: Yeah.

1:52:08 Sephie: See, I saved the horse. (Brennan laughing)

1:52:12 Sephie: Okay, are there any monsters within range that I can see? I don't see any. Okay, no, you know what? Instead I am, no, I can't do that. That's a bonus action, I already used that, dammit. Hm, sorry, I didn't think this far ahead.

1:52:35 Brennan: Oh, I forgot, I know what you need to use your action on. Taffodil's still unconscious.

1:52:37 Sephie: Oh.

1:52:40 Brennan: Taffodil's still, yeah, so your action is literally to say, "Wake up."

1:52:43 Sephie: Spank.

1:52:43 Brennan: Spank. (gasps)

1:52:45 Sephie: There we go, that works for me.

1:52:47 Taffodil: I had a dream that is crazy.

1:52:47 Katja: What was it?

1:52:51 Sam: What did you dream, Taffodil?

1:52:51 Ostentatia: That is crazy.

1:52:53 Taffodil: I dreamed Missy Elliott was singing "Clair de Lune," and that's not even a song, that's just a tune. There's no words to "Clair de Lune."

1:53:00 Katja: She could pull it off.

1:53:00 Sam: She could definitely do it.

1:53:02 Aabria: She has the range.

1:53:02 Taffodil: Okay, let's get out of here.

1:53:06 Brennan: And Taffodil. (mimics horse galloping swiftly)

1:53:07 Sephie: Ride on, Taffodil!

1:53:07 Brennan: Amazing, cool. Sam, you take off, Ostentatia, that's you.

1:53:14 Izzy: Wow, I'm playing, okay.

1:53:17 Becca: (gasps, then whispers) Blow out the bridge behind us.

1:53:20 Rekha: (gasps) That's such a good idea!

1:53:23 Izzy: Well, I actually had an idea for the bridge in front of us.

1:53:25 Becca: Ooh yeah.

1:53:27 Brennan: Oh shit.

1:53:27 Izzy: Can I get to the open, the big old chunk in the bridge?

1:53:34 Brennan: So you gotta, yeah.

1:53:34 Rekha: Can I get to the chunk?

1:53:35 Brennan: Well, here's the thing. So you had a bunch of ether beasts behind you. You got these two harpies up on the bridge in front of you. If you go full gallop over the ice you might be in a little bit of trouble 'cause it's icy. But you can take that risk if you want to. the way around the bend so you can either slow down which won't get you all the way around the north face of this mountain, but you also, you can see where the bridge has been blown out.

1:54:04 Izzy: Are any of my friends behind me?

1:54:06 Brennan: Are any of your friends-

1:54:07 Becca: I'm like side by side with you, I think.

1:54:09 Brennan: Yeah, you and Penny are kinda side by side. I think everyone's moved ahead of you for the most part.

1:54:14 Izzy: Okay, and they're-

1:54:15 Brennan: Yeah, you're in the rear right now.

1:54:16 Izzy: There are people coming up behind us.

1:54:18 Brennan: Ether beasts, but none of your allies.

1:54:20 Izzy: I'm going to cast Wall of Fire. (players gasping)

1:54:25 Aabria: Yes.

1:54:26 Izzy: Between us and the ether. Oh, but they can fucking transport.

1:54:30 Brennan: They can teleport, that is true, but it might still do damage to them and they can't reliably do it. There's a bunch of interesting stuff. Let me also say, too-

1:54:40 Izzy: (sighs) Okay.

1:54:41 Brennan: I'm sorry, yeah, go for it.

1:54:44 Izzy: I think what I will actually do is… How far up are the harpies from us?

1:54:55 Brennan: The harpies are, they had to get close to drop those things with enough accuracy to blow the bridge out so they're only 20 or so feet up from the bridge. But from where you are, 'cause they're all the way at the end of the course, we will go here, we'll go-

1:55:11 Izzy: Are they within 30 feet?

1:55:12 Brennan: They're not within 30 feet. They're about 120 feet away from you.

1:55:14 Izzy: Okay.

1:55:14 Brennan: I will say this. Your wall of fire idea was so cool, but you did notice the teleportation thing, right? I would just want to point something out. Go ahead and give me a perception check. It'll be a low DC, but give me a perception check.

1:55:33 Izzy: 12.

1:55:35 Brennan: You look behind you. In terms of thinking of buying you time from these teleporting predators behind you, you look back. You're thinking wall of fire. If you look in the cave, can we move into the cave? You see a bunch of objects in the cave. There's like a shrine.

1:55:51 Izzy: Oh, okay, Animate Objects.

1:55:54 Brennan: (laughs) But yeah, you also see the statue of Asha Hammerheart, what would you like to do?

1:56:01 Izzy: Okay, yeah, I'll Moo Shu them.

1:56:04 Brennan: Okay, cool.

1:56:04 Sephie: Moo Shu them.

1:56:08 Rekha: And is that a spell card to Moo Shu?

1:56:09 Becca: Go get us some food.

1:56:11 Brennan: Cool, also, as you're running.

1:56:12 Izzy: Yeah, I'm getting the food.

1:56:14 Brennan: As you are running you look behind you. What do you say to the objects within the room there?

1:56:23 Ostentatia: Bling bing, good morning. (group laughing)

1:56:28 Brennan: You see Asha Hammerheart.

1:56:28 Erika: Oh my God!

1:56:33 Brennan: Eyes open and this 14-foot-tall statue of a Dwarven warrior.

1:56:37 Aabria: (gasps) Look at it! She was ready to go!

1:56:40 Brennan: We were ready for this!

1:56:43 Sephie: Oh my God.

1:56:43 Brennan: Steps out.

1:56:44 Izzy: Can we edit it out so that it doesn't look like Brennan gave me the idea?

1:56:47 Brennan: I am not saying that we put these Dwarven statues here for you to bring them to life. I'm just saying that it's a thing that is cool.

1:56:55 Erika: They're there and there you are!

1:56:56 Brennan: They're there. I wouldn't have ever said it if you didn't say the Wall of Fire thing, that's true. 'Cause you wanted to make a thing.

1:57:02 Izzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:57:02 Brennan: Amazing.

1:57:05 Becca: She's hopping up and down.

1:57:05 Aabria: Yeah, it's real cute.

1:57:07 Rekha: She's excited.

1:57:07 Brennan: Incredible. She looks at you and she goes,

1:57:12 Asha: Bella donna. (players shouting)

1:57:12 Becca: Well done. (players cheering and flapping fans)

1:57:16 Rekha: Oh baby!

1:57:20 Erika: Yes!

1:57:20 Aabria: How hot is the statue, Brennan?

1:57:21 Sephie: Wallace!

1:57:22 Brennan: Oh, she is incredible. She is a like, powerful, mighty, thick, broad-shouldered.

1:57:28 Rekha: Thick.

1:57:28 Becca: Thick, magic word.

1:57:31 Aabria: I have a type!

1:57:31 Rekha: Hey, rack that focus.

1:57:33 Brennan: You also see- (players cheering)

1:57:37 Izzy: Crystal clear.

1:57:37 Rekha: Yes, show it off!

1:57:40 Brennan: Much like yourself, she's also clean shaven which is an interesting thing for a heroic-

1:57:45 Ostentatia: Fucking listen, my fucking mom always gets on my ass and tells me not to tell my Nonna that I shave, but like, you look amazing.

1:57:52 Asha: [Italian accent] Where I came from in my time we always, we shave our face. It is to show respect. It is in the way that a dwarf crafts the Earth and the stone we craft our appearance.

1:58:04 Ostentatia: We're womanscaping.

1:58:06 Asha: Yes, the landscape and the womanscape, hold on. (grunts)

1:58:11 Brennan: Bam, meow! Ether beast goes off as she squares up and literally blocks off the tunnel behind you with her massive statue turn. (players clapping)

1:58:21 Brennan: Incredible.

1:58:21 Becca: Yay.

1:58:22 Brennan: And then you want to move 90 on.

1:58:24 Izzy: Yeah, yeah.

1:58:24 Brennan: Cool, the statue guards. Ostentatia's gonna move 90 and join up with everybody else rounding the northern face of that cliff. We move on from Ostentatia. Penny, that's gonna be your turn.

1:58:37 Becca: Okay, so I am just a little bit past where Asha has blocked the entrance, eh?

1:58:45 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

1:58:45 Becca: Wow. First of all, I just want to remark to my friends,

1:58:49 Penny: This is so cool, we're all riding on horses killing stuff together. This is what it's all about, right ladies? (Brennan laughing)

1:58:57 Rekha: Not one soul responds.

1:59:00 Penny: Not right now, okay.

1:59:00 Aabria: Not one.

1:59:03 Penny: Okay, I'll remind you guys later at our slumber party.

1:59:06 Aabria: I like it's all that. [makes a “cut it out” motion]

1:59:06 Penny: We're doing a slumber party after this, right?

1:59:07 Sephie: View into Penny's future as a lady who brunches.

1:59:09 Aabria: Yeah. (laughs)

1:59:12 Brennan: You see that Candyheart talks up and says,

1:59:14 Candyheart: [high, cutesy voice] I like going on trips. (players laughing)

1:59:17 Rekha: Is that the first time Candyheart has spoken?

1:59:19 Penny: Sorry, what was that? You like what, Candyheart?

1:59:20 Candyheart: I like going on trips.

1:59:23 Penny: Um, yeah, okay.

1:59:23 Rekha: How did you get here?

1:59:26 Izzy: And Penny's like not doing-

1:59:26 Rekha: Ew, desperate.

1:59:31 Becca: I am so low-rung here. I need someone below me and that's Candyheart.

1:59:36 Candyheart: Hey, we have a scrapbook club where we review scrapbooks.

1:59:41 Penny: Ooh, scrapbooks.

1:59:41 Katja: You review them? You don't make them? (players laughing)

1:59:47 Penny: I don't know, let me look at my schedule and I'll get back to you.

1:59:50 Ostentatia: How do you acquire scrapbooks from other people?

1:59:55 Candyheart: [voice getting higher and more grating] That's a lot of subscription services where people that are really good at it show you how to do it.

2:00:00 Katja: Are you also from another planet?

2:00:02 Candyheart: Nope! (players laughing)

2:00:06 Candyheart: I'm not only from Spyre, I'm from Elmville in the books.

2:00:10 Katja: Oh my God, yeah, okay, sure. (Brennan laughing)

2:00:15 Erika: Danielle's like,

2:00:15 Danielle: I would actually be very interested in finding out about your scrapbooking, that sounds-

2:00:21 Ostentatia: No, they don't scrapbook. They review scrapbooks.

2:00:25 Rekha: They only review scrapbooks like people reading books and writing reviews.

2:00:31 Candyheart: Well, at a book club you talk about books so why wouldn't you talk about scrapbooks at a scrapbook club?

2:00:37 Aabria: Oh my God, the logic holds and I hate it!

2:00:39 Becca: If you can't read, then that makes sense.

2:00:42 Candyheart: Oh, we can't read and we can't turn pages. (players laughing)

2:00:45 Penny: I see.

2:00:46 Rekha: All right, let's put a pin in Candyheart.

2:00:50 Candyheart: Yeah, we don't have any hands, we're all horses.

2:00:52 Aabria: I hate ponies.

2:00:54 Katja: You're the saddest horse I've ever seen.

2:00:56 Penny: It's a pony.

2:00:56 Antiope: It's a pony!

2:00:57 Katja: Oh, then you're the happiest pony I've ever seen. (group laughing)

2:01:00 Brennan: Amazing. What does Penny do on this turn?

2:01:04 Becca: Okay, so if I were to not slow down on this icy cliff I would need to make a Dex save, right?

2:01:12 Brennan: Yes, correct, yeah.

2:01:13 Becca: But this Dex save can't be that hard, right?

2:01:16 Brennan: It might not be that hard.

2:01:18 Becca: What is it?

2:01:18 Brennan: We don't know. [grins and sticks his tongue out]

2:01:21 Becca: Okay, but I were to go full speed-

2:01:22 Izzy: Put your tongue back in your mouth.

2:01:23 Becca: Could I catch up to these harpies and throw a dagger?

2:01:29 Brennan: If you go full speed I will say that you can get up to those harpies with a dagger, yes.

2:01:37 Becca: Now, I only get to throw one dagger though because I don't have two attacks, but could I double-handed throw two daggers?

2:01:46 Brennan: No, you cannot double-handed throw two daggers, but you could get up close and also ready an action to throw a dagger, especially if you readied an action to throw a dagger when someone was giving you a sneak attack.

2:01:56 Erika: When they came closer to you perhaps.

2:01:59 Becca: Giving me sneak attack? Oh, meaning that I had someone flanking.

2:02:02 Brennan: Yes, exactly.

2:02:02 Becca: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, great, okay so then I will ready that action to be so sneaky and they will hurt so bad. I'm really not worried about this ice.

2:02:11 Brennan: Okay, go ahead and give me your dexterity saving throw. ?: Penny will get closer.

2:02:16 Becca: This one. Nat 20.

2:02:21 Brennan: Oh! (players cheering)

2:02:23 All: Yes!

2:02:25 Becca: Up to 30.

2:02:25 Aabria: Yo.

2:02:27 Becca: My first one! (players cheering)

2:02:30 Brennan: I'm gonna go ahead and say that as you talk you see Candyheart just goes,

2:02:34 Candyheart: [screaming] God, I love scrapbooks!

2:02:40 Brennan: And the heart of the horse glows bright magenta and the hooves go magenta and your nat 20 dex save sunders the ice of the pass so it is no longer difficult terrain for any of your allies.

2:02:55 Erika: Oh my God.

2:02:55 Becca: Got you!

2:02:57 Rekha: Thank you.

2:02:57 Sephie: Thank you.

2:02:58 Izzy: Penny is the best.

2:02:58 Becca: By the way, Sephie gave this die.

2:02:59 Sephie: Aw.

2:03:01 Rekha: Candyheart sounds like Mr. Hankey.

2:03:02 Sephie: I'm glad that they’re working out for you.

2:03:04 Rekha: Candyheart sounds like Mr. Hankey. (group laughing)

2:03:09 Izzy: Candyheart also said God.

2:03:10 Brennan: And Penny, you have a readied action so as soon as someone can give you sneak attack on one of those harpies, you're gonna go and throw that, but it's gonna be your reaction to do so, okay?

2:03:21 Becca: Okay.

2:03:21 Brennan: Amazing. And actually, wait, we can do this literally right now. Zelda is now not having to slow down. Zelda is going to surge forward. Zelda's going to make an athletics check. Oh, she rolls advantage, she's gonna fly into a rage. There we go, that's gonna be a 26.

2:03:43 Becca: Oh!

2:03:44 Brennan: So Zelda and Penny round the corner in the lead. Zelda,

2:03:49 Zelda: (panting) Hey, Penny, that was awesome!

2:03:52 Penny: You're awesome!

2:03:52 Zelda: Let me know if you're gonna do the scrapbook club 'cause I would come with you if you were.

2:03:56 Katja: It's a scrapbook review club.

2:03:57 Penny: You know, I don't want to review scrapbooks. I would make one with you though.

2:04:00 Zelda: My God, that's so nice. (screams wildly)

2:04:03 Brennan: She leaps from the saddle, spins twirling in the air and basically like leaving your skateboard in midair spinning trick and gives you flanking on the harpy. Go ahead and roll your attack roll.

2:04:18 Penny: You are a goddess!

2:04:18 Zelda: I love you!

2:04:25 Becca: Plus nine, 24.

2:04:25 Brennan: That is a hit. Roll damage plus sneak attack.

2:04:30 Becca: All right, wait, and I was throwing a dagger, right?

2:04:33 Brennan: Yes.

2:04:34 Becca: They're not close enough to rapier?

2:04:35 Brennan: No, not close enough to rapier.

2:04:35 Becca: Yeah, yeah, okay, I wouldn't even try. (gasps) No, sorry, sorry, that's a lie, that's a dirty lie. I saw four sides but that's 'cause... (adventurous instrumental music)

2:04:52 Becca: Eight piercing damage goes, fwoo!

2:04:55 Brennan: To the harpy, and then roll 5d6 sneak attack. Becca grabs all five of her d6s in one hand in one scoop and rolls.

2:04:59 Becca: You didn't see me coming, bitch. Nine, 10, 16!

2:05:02 Rekha: How did you even pick up five dice like that?

2:05:05 Aabria: Yeah, right?

2:05:05 Becca: Oh, I was ready!

2:05:07 Brennan: Your dagger flies from your hand. These harpies have exactly 16 hit points so dagger leaves your hand, flies through the air and it's a perfect line of blood that leaves her slit throat (gasps) as the line goes out and turns into droplets of blood as she spirals out of the air, slams into the side of the mountain and tumbles into the mist. (players cheering)

2:05:30 Becca: Okay, I would like to dodge each splatter of blood to keep my outfit pristine.

2:05:34 Brennan: (laughs) As crisp as possible, we love it. Zelda has made her leap to the far side although they're in midair. And she's going to make some attacks on this harpy as well. She slashes, injures that harpy and lands on the far side of the blown-out bridge. Now I believe it's Danielle's turn, it should be.

2:06:04 Erika: Danielle gallops at speed towards the broken bridge and points forward and vines sprout up from the ground grabbing the harpy and it's gonna make a dex saving throw.

2:06:29 Brennan: Incredible, dex saving throw. Ooh, that might do it,

2:06:36 Erika: All right, so it's pulled 20 feet backwards towards Penny.

2:06:43 Aabria: Nice.

2:06:43 Brennan: Amazing. It is pulled 20 feet towards, awesome, yes, done deal.

2:06:49 Erika: Which would give her attack of opportunity.

2:06:52 Becca: I've already used to my reaction to hold my action.

2:06:56 Brennan: Yes, that was your reaction so you've used your reaction to hold that.

2:07:00 Becca: But did Zelda?

2:07:00 Brennan: Ooh.

2:07:02 Erika: Oh yeah, that's right 'cause Zelda would be...

2:07:04 Brennan: Ooh, I will, yeah, let’s let Zelda have, we can let Zelda have an attack of opportunity.

2:07:13 Becca: She needs to have some fun.

2:07:13 Brennan: Wow, hey, she hits with a 19, does 10 damage, that harpy has its throat slashed. (players cheering)

2:07:21 Brennan: Attack of opportunity.

2:07:23 Katja: Zelda!

2:07:23 Antiope: Zelly, that was great!

2:07:25 Sam: Yeah, that was awesome!

2:07:26 Becca: We did it with teamwork!

2:07:27 Zelda: Thanks, my God, I was mostly focused on jumping. My form could have been better, but...

2:07:32 All: No.

2:07:32 Antiope: How can you judge it?

2:07:34 Sam: No, it was great.

2:07:34 Zelda: Thank you.

2:07:37 Erika: And as a bonus action that vine, I'm gonna say, and you can tell me if I can do this or not. That vine goes floomp and creates a bridge.

2:07:47 Brennan: Ooh, what spell are you using right now?

2:07:49 Erika: Grasping Vine.

2:07:49 Brennan: Grasping Vine, I dig it. I'm going to say that you do create a bridge. This is going to give advantage on the athletics checks. This gap is 21 feet wide, just three feet past where your horses need to be. So that vine will give the horses advantage on their roll. It's only a DC 13 athletics check. They have a +4 so that means they need to roll a nine or higher and because of the Grasping Vine they're rolling with advantage, okay?

2:08:23 Erika: Okay.

2:08:23 Aabria: Okay.

2:08:25 Brennan: Amazing. On the TaleSpire screen, vines crawl over the gap.

2:08:25 Becca: Ooh, look at that.

2:08:27 Brennan: The vines cross.

2:08:27 Sephie: Ooh!

2:08:28 Rekha: That's so cool!

2:08:28 Aabria: Yo!

2:08:32 Sephie: TaleSpire is so cool.

2:08:32 Brennan: It's very cool.

2:08:35 Sephie: Like, it's very cool.

2:08:36 Brennan: Yes, it's incredibly, incredibly cool.

2:08:38 Rekha: Holy shit!

2:08:41 Brennan: So Strawberry Dancer is going to roll first making this big leap.

2:08:46 Aabria: Let's go baby.

2:08:48 Brennan: With an 11, Strawberry Dancer clears the gap in the bridge, making it to the other side. The vine bridge is growing flowers.

2:08:53 Izzy: Look, they're putting flowers.

2:08:54 Becca: Oh, and Strawberry Dancer made lilies appear.

2:08:57 Katja: See, horses are beautiful.

2:08:59 Becca: Or maybe Danielle did that.

2:08:59 Rekha: I think Danielle-

2:09:01 Brennan: Incredible.

2:09:02 Becca: Strawberry Dancer ran past there so.

2:09:03 Brennan: And then did we move, did we move Snowfire the maximum distance as well or no?

2:09:11 Aabria: Oh my God.

2:09:12 Becca: Purple?

2:09:12 Erika: Oh, I don't know if we can. I haven't been able to-

2:09:14 Brennan: Yeah.

2:09:16 Aabria: This is beautiful.

2:09:18 Sephie: Beautiful bridges.

2:09:18 Aabria: Yeah.

2:09:18 Sephie: Yeah.

2:09:20 Rekha: I'd like to have my wedding on this bridge.

2:09:20 Becca: We're redecorating whole mountains now.

2:09:22 Sephie: Yeah.

2:09:22 Becca: Wow.

2:09:23 Aabria: I would like to marry that statue on this bridge.

2:09:26 Brennan: Okay and I'm gonna need an athletics check with advantage.

2:09:29 Erika: Everybody's got advantage.

2:09:31 Brennan: I'm gonna need an athletics check with advantage.

2:09:33 Izzy: From everybody?

2:09:33 Brennan: From Danielle.

2:09:37 Erika: And you said nine makes it?

2:09:37 Brennan: Nine makes it.

2:09:38 Erika: Yeah, I'm good.

2:09:38 Brennan: Amazing. Snowfire goes,

2:09:40 Snowfire: [weird nasal British accent] Hello, I'm Snowfire. (players laughing)

2:09:44 Brennan: Goes over the top.

2:09:49 Izzy: Did that make you laugh?

2:09:50 Brennan: It made me laugh a little bit, I laughed. I decided to do a silly one.

2:09:56 Rekha: Yeah, the other ones are just sorta straight horses.

2:09:57 Sephie: Oh, the other ones are perfectly, they're just straight shooters.

2:09:59 Rekha: Pretty voice of reason horses.

2:10:01 Brennan: Yeah, absolutely.

2:10:02 Izzy: I just wanted to throw in a silly one.

2:10:04 Rekha: Yeah, your very grounded scrapbooking horse.

2:10:07 Brennan: Yes, exactly, exactly.

2:10:09 Aabria: It's a pony.

2:10:09 Becca: Pony!

2:10:09 Rekha: Yeah, sorry, but reviewing scrapbooks.

2:10:12 Becca: Happy pony.

2:10:13 Aabria: Okay, now I feel like we're losing our minds with this vine. It’s covered in flowers.

2:10:15 Sephie: Yeah.

2:10:17 Brennan: Antiope, that's you. I'm gonna need an athletics check with advantage for your horse.

2:10:22 Aabria: Yeah, we're good.

2:10:22 Brennan: Hell yes, amazing. Elegonia says,

2:10:26 Elegonia: On my planet the gravity is four times as high meaning that I jump incredibly far here on… [weird pronunciation] Spyre.

2:10:33 Brennan: And goes over the gap, makes it to the steps.

2:10:39 Antiope: Oh my God, I love you.

2:10:41 Izzy: Elegonia says Spyre like a robot, Spyre.

2:10:44 Brennan: (laughs) Spyre.

2:10:45 Sephie: They get to stay with us forever, right?

2:10:48 Brennan: Katja, go ahead and give me athletic check for Cinnamon.

2:10:52 Rekha: 12 plus.

2:10:52 Brennan: Plus.

2:10:54 Rekha: Yeah, plus.

2:10:54 Erika: But advantage.

2:10:56 Brennan: Advantage, but you make it anyway. Cinnamon,

2:10:58 Cinnamon: Yes, we've done it! Oh, beautiful horse magic, my mistress!

2:11:05 Katja: You can just call it magic. I already know magic is all about horses. (group laughing)

2:11:11 Rekha: I— [kisses]

2:11:11 Katja: (smooching) you're perfect, you're perfect. (Rekha laughs)

2:11:13 Brennan: You're perfect, you're perfect, you're perfect. Sam, that's gonna be you. I'm gonna need an athletics check for-

2:11:18 Rekha: With advantage.

2:11:20 Sephie: With advantage, right?

2:11:20 Brennan: With advantage.

2:11:22 Penny: Can I just say, you might not know that just having one thing of being a horse girl is like enough of a thing. It's enough of a thing.