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0:00:03 Brennan: In the world of Spyre did prophecy foretell that the dragon Kalvaxus would rise to power when once more were seven maidens chained at the mouth of his cave. (dragon growling) What the prophecy could not predict was what The Seven had in store for the world. United by prophecy, bound by friendship, the Seven Maidens would quickly become one of Spyre's premier parties of teen heroes and all-star students at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy.

0:00:42 Brennan: Hello one and all, and welcome to another episode of "Dimension 20: The Seven." I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. With me as always are our Heroic High Schoolers. Say hi, Heroic High Schoolers.

0:00:50 All: Hi, Heroic High Schoolers.

0:00:53 Brennan: The finale of "The Seven." (players cheering) Last we left off our Heroic High Schoolers, they were plunging through time itself, swift as an arrow. Antiope Jones with the Seven Maidens stretched out behind her hand, racing forward towards something else left through the heart of the Necronomikron where Talura, Eidolon of death, was in the process of, one way of putting it would be to say that she was unmaking reality. But another way to say it would be, she's giving you guys a class A quest. And with a GED in tow, a General Education Development signed by the Superintendent of the Solisian School System you strike forward towards the heart of the Necronomikron where Talura is beginning to unmake reality. With a flickering cadence over your mirror bracelets, your best friend bracelets from the day that you formed as your adventuring party, Charity Blythe swats away bugs from the infestation cantrip as she prepares to receive you as well. You arrive (mimics reverberations echoing) deep in an ancient crypt of the Necronomikron now consumed with magma. I would like everyone to put your attention to TaleSpire as we move to the next battle.

0:02:19 Rekha: Uh-oh.

0:02:22 Brennan: Uh-oh.

0:02:22 Becca: Oh no! Oh death, she's gonna get...

0:02:30 Aabria: Yep.

0:02:30 Rekha: You got this.

0:02:31 Becca: Killed!

0:02:31 Aabria: Yeah!

0:02:35 Becca: Thanks for the support.

0:02:35 Erika: We got you.

0:02:37 Brennan: What you see before you as you appear in this magma temple with lava surrounding you is a tall figure, what looks to be an Eidolon, and you see that it is sort of two aspects in one. As you have been moving, things have been getting worse and worse. And though you have encountered three of the sisters already, you've encountered Nera, Zefira, and Chronoa, there are three left. You see you are getting closer to the heart. Insofar as they have their personalities here, it seems that earth and fire were at the vanguard of trying to hold their sister, death, back. And they are (claps hands) losing.

0:03:24 Aabria: Oh...

0:03:25 Brennan: This figure is Talura assuming an aspect of her sister, Pyrria. This is the aspect of fiery death. And you can see that Pyrria's domain of flame and energy is being wrapped up by the Eidolon of death. This aspect is a source of tremendous power. You can see her here. This should not be. Anyone here that wants to can go ahead and make a perception check for me and let me know what you want to look at or if you want to do a different skill like insight or religion or arcana or something else you can do that as well.

0:04:05 Sephie: I was gonna do that, you can do that.

0:04:06 Erika: 16.

0:04:06 Brennan: Cool, hold on to your rolls. We'll go around the board. You ask questions and we'll figure them out. Penny, we'll go here first.

0:04:13 Becca: I have a 19 in arcana, and I would like to look around and see what seems to be giving her power.

0:04:22 Brennan: Right now the entire bitterness of Talura was this idea of the degree to which she was attached to a finite form while she was fundamentally an infinite being and her sisters were as well. What is giving her power is a condensing. Everything is being drawn to the Necronomikron. Your arcana check lets you know, you can't kill death. However, these aspects, these forms, these masks, these bodies, this Eidolon facing you is not an Eidolon. It's an aspect, it's one face that this infinite thing can wear, and though it cannot fully contain the infinite essence of the Eidolon behind it or actually the two Eidolons kind of behind it, both Talura and her choking out her sister, Pyrria, what you can see is this is the necessary material component of Talura's plan to unmake the world. The existence of this aspect is a point, is almost an arcane focus that the Eidolon is using to unmake reality, so far from this being something that Talura is trying to destroy, it is something she needs. She needs this aspect to be doing what she's doing, and its existence here is a big problem and a material component of the spell that Talura is trying to cast. Yes, Ostentatia.

0:05:37 Izzy: Can I read what I got?

0:05:40 Brennan: Yeah, what'd you get?

0:05:40 Izzy: I got a 32 in insight.

0:05:40 Aabria: Gosh darn.

0:05:45 Brennan: The Eidolon in front of you is scared, enraged, furious. Talura is controlling this right now. There is conflict in there. Pyrria wants out, Talura's in charge right now. As Chronoa said earlier, we can't be questioned in our own domains, and Talura is deciding to end everything so you can see that she is planning on ending it. She looks violent and like she will lash out at you for approaching her. On that powerful insight check as well, you also see through the smoke and haze a couple dozen armored, cloaked soldiers and markspeople of the Solecian Ministry of Adventure surrounding you on the cavern walls.

0:06:26 Sephie: Fuck.

0:06:26 Aabria: Oh, golly.

0:06:28 Brennan: Katja.

0:06:29 Rekha: I rolled pretty poorly for perception. I rolled an 11.

0:06:30 Brennan: Okay.

0:06:32 Rekha: But I would like to see if I can clock any ways to bop around here that aren't just a platform. Like, can I get to any of these rocks? Is there something I'm just not seeing or noticing on how to get off this platform?

0:06:46 Brennan: I would say anything you see is what you see. It looks like you have arrived here through time to face the Eidolon.

0:06:51 Rekha: Okay.

0:06:53 Brennan: And that whatever teleportation the Ministry used to arrive here got them to these outer edges. If you have a means of getting out there, you can get there. Nothing is stopping you from getting there.

0:07:03 Rekha: Okay.

0:07:03 Brennan: But it doesn't look like there's any, like-

0:07:04 Rekha: That I'm not seeing.

0:07:06 Brennan: Other than these enemies, you do not see anything else.

0:07:08 Rekha: Okay.

0:07:08 Brennan: Antiope.

0:07:10 Aabria: 26 perception looking for points of weakness on her and the bad boys in the back.

0:07:13 Rekha: Nice.

0:07:15 Brennan: I would say that you know on a 26 perception that this Eidolon's gonna have a lot of condition immunities, right?

0:07:21 Aabria: Cool.

0:07:21 Brennan: You've fought big dragons and monsters before, you know what legendary resistance is, though you might not call it that. You know that this thing's going to have to fail a couple big saves for you to push through to the final. And you would guess that these soldiers out on the periphery are pretty tough. These are like, you know, there's a squad of like 30 here. They're probably high-octane super-secret black ops. This is the kind of person that Charity would like you to become. Speaking of which-

0:07:46 Aabria: Do I recognize any of them?

0:07:50 Brennan: On a 26 perception, you do not recognize any of them.

0:07:52 Aabria: Oh no.

0:07:54 Brennan: You do not recognize any of them, but on a 26 perception you also don't see Charity. (soft instrumental music)

0:07:58 Aabria: Noted.

0:08:01 Erika: 16 for, let's call it survival. Ways out, do we see any exits or entrances? Like, is the floor actually lava?

0:08:14 Brennan: The floor is actually lava and it will do 18d10 damage to anyone that touches it.

0:08:16 Rekha: Okay.

0:08:19 Brennan: 18d10 fire damage.

0:08:19 Erika: Whoa, that's a lot.

0:08:21 Brennan: You could fly straight up, but again, anywhere that you could escape to would soon be unmade along with the rest of reality, but you do not see any particular way out of here. Although 16, reality's being unmade. You're not sure, this place feels very real right now, but it might not be real for that much longer.

0:08:42 Erika: Mm-hmm.

0:08:42 Aabria: Oh.

0:08:44 Erika: So do I get the sense that this is final stand in this room?

0:08:53 Brennan: You get the sense that this is final stand, but I don't know if you get the sense that this is final stand in this room.

0:08:57 Erika: Okay, great.

0:09:01 Sephie: 25 insight. I was gonna actually ask if I could feel with my connection to Talura any point of severance between the two fighting spirits.

0:09:11 Brennan: I think you would. You don't see one that is exploitable in an instant, but you see that there are fissures that could be widened through the destruction of this aspect.

0:09:20 Sephie: Okay, cool, thank you.

0:09:20 Brennan: Amazing. We are going to begin. First I must ask, 'cause I heard about this later and I just wanted to make sure 'cause this might, we might start combat with me being a little bit fucked. Is it true that nobody here is surprised right now?

0:09:34 Sephie: Yep.

0:09:34 Aabria: Yeah.

0:09:35 Becca: Not if you're within 30 feet of my Rapier of Warning!

0:09:38 Brennan: Amazing.

0:09:39 Aabria: I'm so close I lick the rapier.

0:09:40 Brennan: Incredible.

0:09:40 Rekha: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

0:09:42 Aabria: Ooh, wrong end.

0:09:43 Sephie: Oh, it slices so good.

0:09:44 Becca: It's all pointy ends.

0:09:44 Brennan: Incredible, okay.

0:09:49 Sephie: Where the fuck is this bitch?

0:09:50 Brennan: Antiope.

0:09:50 Aabria: Yeah.

0:09:52 Brennan: As you are going, "Where the hell is Charity?" You hear a crackling electrical voice going across the communication of all of the black ops teams on the wall going,

0:10:01 Charity: Target the healers.

0:10:04 Brennan: And you jump up in the air as, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, four laser like, (mimics lasers firing) coming from the crystal weapons. Out of four attack rolls I made, three missed. Only one hits for eight points of fire damage.

0:10:18 Aabria: Whew, let's go!

0:10:20 Brennan: Zelda turns to you, Antiope, and goes,

0:10:20 Zelda: What do we do?

0:10:25 Antiope: Target the kids in the back, keep her busy, knock them out, and then we'll deal with this.

0:10:31 Katja: Leader! (group laughing)

0:10:33 Maidens: Leader!

0:10:33 Antiope: Yay! Ooh, I hate that. (screams)

0:10:34 Brennan: Incredible.

0:10:37 Aabria: I'll take the arrow, God!

0:10:37 Becca: With all the tattoos.

0:10:38 Danielle: Literally, we'd follow you into hell itself.

0:10:41 Antiope: We've done that! (group laughing) I love y'all, this isn't where we die.

0:10:46 Brennan: Zelda, (mimics wind whipping)

0:10:46 Zelda: I'm super pissed!

0:10:50 Brennan: And just runs, (screams) runs straight at the Eidolon in front of her and is going to make some attacks. (dramatic instrumental music)

0:11:03 Aabria: Hit her in those hot toes.

0:11:04 Brennan: Yeah, Zelda runs up to the Eidolon and the Eidolon throws this fiery shield up in front of themselves and Zelda hits not a single time. (Persephone groans)

0:11:16 Aabria: You hate to see it.

0:11:18 Brennan: Hate to see it. Talura in the aspect of fire before you is going to cast a spell.

0:11:22 Sephie: Oh no.

0:11:26 Brennan: And I am going to need dexterity saving throws from every member of the Seven Maidens. (dramatic instrumental music)

0:11:33 Aabria: Oh, okay, okay.

0:11:35 Sephie: Shit!

0:11:38 Brennan: That's gonna be 12, 18, 27. Did anybody here get a 23 or higher? Aabria and Becca hold their hands up

0:11:51 Rekha: Nice.

0:11:52 Becca: 27, I forgot I had-

0:11:54 Brennan: Penny, you take no damage.

0:11:57 Rekha: Nice. (Penny cheers)

0:11:58 Brennan: With evasion. Antiope, you take 21 points of fire damage. Everybody else takes 43 points of fire damage.

0:12:09 Becca: Oh no!

0:12:10 Brennan: (Points to Izzy) You take 21 'cause you have resistance to fire, that's correct.

0:12:12 Rekha: Do we still have those temp HP from the-

0:12:15 Aabria: Yes.

0:12:15 Rekha: Okay.

0:12:15 Brennan: Yes, that is Talura's turn. Katja, that's going to be you.

0:12:24 Rekha: Okay, I'm going to rage! (laughs)

0:12:29 Brennan: Hell yes. I will also point out, basically the way the spell looks is Talura (screams) leaves like, it is just the air is choked with burning embers and cinders and smoke. It is in a 20-foot radius sphere. The sphere does not leave.

0:12:48 Rekha: So can I run far enough towards her that I am out of this sphere to take my hit?

0:12:52 Brennan: Yeah, go ahead and see your movement there. See how far you can get.

0:12:56 Aabria: Would you call that sphere like, heavily obscured area?

0:13:00 Brennan: Ooh, I actually would.

0:13:00 Aabria: Yeah!

0:13:04 Brennan: Go ahead and move, you go into a rage. Go ahead and take your attacks. (intense instrumental music)

0:13:10 Rekha: (sighs) Okay, that first one is a 12.

0:13:14 Brennan: 12 is going to miss.

0:13:15 Rekha: Okay, I'll do my second attack.

0:13:26 Brennan: 28 is a hit.

0:13:28 Rekha: Okay, great.

0:13:28 Aabria: Let's go.

0:13:30 Rekha: So then 1d12. Will I ever be able to ID these on sight? I don't think so.

0:13:37 Sephie: D12s are a hard one.

0:13:37 Rekha: Yes.

0:13:39 Sephie: They look so much like d20s.

0:13:39 Aabria: They're called fool's d20s.

0:13:41 Rekha: Plus eight, 12 points of damage.

0:13:44 Brennan: You deal 12 points of damage, boom, as you thud your ax into the ankle of this fiery Eidolon. 12 points of damage to Talura from Katja, amazing. At the end of Katja's turn, that is going to hit. Katja, you are hit for 19 plus 5d6 is 29, 33, 40, but it's all piercing so it is halved to 20 points of damage.

0:14:22 Rekha: Yes, I'm at 65 hp. (group cheering)

0:14:25 Brennan: That is now going to be Antiope's turn.

0:14:29 Aabria: Okay, action, I want more information. Hunter's Sense on the aspect. So list all of her weaknesses, vulnerabilities, resistances, and immunities.

0:14:40 Brennan: Okay, damage immunities are, at this stage, fire, necrotic, bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from non-magical attacks so don't try fire or necrotic. Condition immunities are blinded, charmed, deafened, exhaustion, frightened, paralyzed, petrified, poisoned, or stunned.

0:14:58 Aabria: Most of them. (laughs)

0:15:02 Brennan: You know that she has true sight out to 120 feet so illusions are not going to work on her and resistant to lightning, vulnerable to cold.

0:15:13 Aabria: Cool, Antiope just starts calling this out to the group as she backs out of the range at the very end.

0:15:21 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:15:23 Aabria: Bonus action, Slayer's Prey.

0:15:23 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:15:25 Aabria: On the aspect and then for my movement, I wanted to use my Boots of Striding and Springing to jump up as high as I can onto that back pillar and scooch up and out and away.

0:15:34 Brennan: Hell yes, Antiope, you leap to the top of one of these flaming pillars, getting yourself well out of the sphere.

0:15:42 Aabria: Speaking of survival challenges, I do believe that Charity is my favored enemy because I couldn't imagine anything I want to be less than a crusty, dried-up little bitch so can I have, just as a reminder, advantage on locating her when I'm trying to do so?

0:15:58 Brennan: Okay, go ahead and give me perception with advantage.

0:16:01 Aabria: Thank you.

0:16:03 Sephie: I just want you to cold clock her with an arrow.

0:16:05 Aabria: Dirty 20.

0:16:06 Brennan: Okay, dirty 20. I am going to say you know that she is invisible wherever she is. So a 20's not gonna do it, but because you are looking for her and you did roll that dirty 20, I'm gonna let you reroll perception every time she gives away her position by attacking.

0:16:28 Aabria: Vibes, sweet.

0:16:28 Brennan: Cool. And then that's gonna be Talura. Once again, I'm gonna need constitution saving throws from everybody.

0:16:36 Becca: Can't it be dex?

0:16:38 Brennan: Unfortunately not. (Aabria gasps)

0:16:41 Sephie: Ah, nat 20, thank God.

0:16:41 Brennan: Amazing.

0:16:43 Aabria: A natural one. (Erika gasps)

0:16:47 Becca: Are you within 30 feet of me?

0:16:48 Aabria: Nah, I climbed very far away from you.

0:16:50 Becca: Okay.

0:16:50 Erika: It's a nat one.

0:16:52 Becca: Wait, but let me check.

0:16:53 Aabria: Yo.

0:16:53 Izzy: Oh, me too.

0:16:54 Rekha: What, three nat ones?

0:16:56 Becca: I can only let one of you reroll.

0:16:59 Brennan: We got a nat 20 here. Did anyone else get a 20 or higher?

0:17:03 Becca: 18...

0:17:03 Brennan: 18, gotcha.

0:17:05 Rekha: 17.

0:17:06 Brennan: I'm gonna roll for-

0:17:07 Becca: Just tell me I did a good job at least before you deal a bunch of damage to me.

0:17:10 Brennan: 18, I hear you, that's gonna be...

0:17:12 Becca: Nice nat 20.

0:17:14 Sephie: Yeah.

0:17:14 Brennan: 11.

0:17:15 Becca: Wait, hold on, Danielle, you should reroll 'cause you're standing closest to me.

0:17:18 Erika: Sure?

0:17:18 Becca: Yeah!

0:17:20 Erika: Okay.

0:17:20 Becca: Bountiful Luck!

0:17:22 Erika: Um, I'm still, okay, all right.

0:17:27 Aabria: Incredulous luck.

0:17:27 Erika: No, that's still not.

0:17:30 Becca: That's fine.

0:17:31 Erika: There's was no way I was gonna get a 20, I don't know!

0:17:32 Becca: I'm here for you!

0:17:34 Izzy: Maybe we're all supposed to die.

0:17:36 Aabria: Yeah, we'll just die here real quick.

0:17:37 Becca: That's possible.

0:17:39 Brennan: Nothing happens to Sam on a 20. Everyone else takes 35 points.

0:17:47 Rekha: I'm at 30.

0:17:47 Aabria: I'm at 10.

0:17:49 Brennan: 10, 30, everyone takes 35 points of necrotic damage. Let's go around real quick and grab hit point totals from everybody.

0:18:00 Aabria: 10.

0:18:00 Brennan: 10.

0:18:01 Rekha: 30.

0:18:01 Becca: 41.

0:18:03 Brennan: Danielle.

0:18:03 Erika: 18.

0:18:05 Brennan: 18.

0:18:05 Izzy: 60.

0:18:06 Brennan: 60.

0:18:06 Sephie: 46.

0:18:08 Brennan: 46, okay, Zelda's looking hurt as well.

0:18:12 Rekha: What's she at, are we allowed to?

0:18:13 Brennan: Zelda right now is at 38. In a very short amount of time you have landed in this place and boom, (mimics fire blaring) it has been very bad. The next actor is going to be Penny.

0:18:27 Penny: Don't worry everyone, I have a plan! I don't have a plan! (players laughing)

0:18:32 Becca: I was gonna cast Invisibility, but she's got true sight. It was just going to hide anyway. My Rapier of Warning counts as a magical item, yes?

0:18:42 Brennan: Correct.

0:18:42 Becca: Okay, so I'm gonna run up to her, I pull out my Rapier of Warning. I say,

0:18:49 Penny: What's that? I know,

0:18:49 Becca: and I stab her, it's 22 to hit.

0:18:54 Brennan: 22 is a hit.

0:18:54 Becca: Yes, okay, okay, okay.

0:18:59 Rekha: Yes.

0:19:01 Sephie: Mm-hmm.

0:19:01 Becca: You need an eight, baby. Okay, it's a seven plus six, a 13. 13 piercing< but what’s that? My friends are here, five more d6!

0:19:11 Sephie: Yeah!

0:19:11 Aabria: Let's go!

0:19:13 Becca: 13 plus...

0:19:21 Brennan: 31 total, incredible.

0:19:24 Penny: Fuck the Society of Shadows! That's right, they invited me to join, no one knew! But I prefer to be with my friends. (Brennan laughing)

0:19:33 Katja: We all knew!

0:19:34 Antiope: Just from the top-

0:19:34 Sam: We definitely knew.

0:19:36 Aabria: Tight.

0:19:36 Penny: What, what?

0:19:38 Brennan: Incredible. I'm gonna roll this. This is a concentration check for the incendiary cloud.

0:19:44 Sephie: Oh come on.

0:19:44 Izzy: The who?

0:19:46 Erika: Wha?

0:19:46 Becca: With that big fire damage.

0:19:47 Brennan: The big fire thing that's still there that you don't want to end your turn in. She succeeds on the save.

0:19:51 Becca: Dang it.

0:19:54 Brennan: Maintains concentration on the spell. At the end of Penny's turn...

0:20:00 Becca: Don't you dare, Charity.

0:20:00 Izzy: Fine.

0:20:02 Becca: Oh no, armored goons are next.

0:20:05 Brennan: Oh my God. Yeah, that's not enough. Antiope, up on your perch with 10 hit points left you whip to the side as a bullet whizzes past your ear. Give me another perception check with advantage because you are the one being targeted.

0:20:24 Aabria: 23.

0:20:25 Brennan: 23, you're rolling with advantage?

0:20:26 Aabria: Oh shit, I forgot. 23 ‘cause I rolled 16 twice.

0:20:31 Brennan: On another +20 roll, you narrow in on an area over here. Somewhere in this quadrant is where the shots are coming from. They were just told to fire on the healers and can't see any healers 'cause they're all in a big-ass cloud.

0:20:49 Aabria: I'm on the far side of this pillar, by the way. There's no universe in which I'm like, well lit in front of a candle like, shoot me.

0:20:55 Brennan: Oh, you're grabbing some cover over there?

0:20:57 Aabria: Yeah.

0:20:57 Brennan: Okay, cool. Now all of these soldiers are going to go.

0:21:02 Rekha: All of 'em?

0:21:03 Aabria: There's only like four, right?

0:21:04 Becca: There's like 60.

0:21:04 Aabria: There are several boys.

0:21:08 Brennan: No joke, just rolled two sixes, two nat ones, and a three. (players laughing)

0:21:13 Brennan: That's unreal.

0:21:15 Erika: What a spread.

0:21:16 Sam: These are really their most qualified, trained soldiers?

0:21:18 Antiope: Hey, let's not.

0:21:18 Sam: I know, I'm sorry.

0:21:20 Aabria: Please don't.

0:21:20 Sam: I'm sorry, sorry!

0:21:21 Antiope: I'm gonna catch a bullet 'cause you decided to have a mouth and we're gonna have words outside.

0:21:25 Sam: I can help. (Aabria laughing)

0:21:28 Brennan: Katja.

0:21:28 Rekha: Yes.

0:21:30 Brennan: You take- (Isabella laughing)

0:21:33 Brennan: 11 plus, 15 halved to 7 points of damage.

0:21:37 Rekha: Okay.

0:21:37 Brennan: From one of the crystal tech things that pops off and hits you.

0:21:41 Rekha: You want to keep hitting me? I'm at 23.

0:21:42 Aabria: Oop! (Brennan laughing)

0:21:44 Rekha: Down from 128. (Brennan laughing)

0:21:47 Aabria: I know.

0:21:50 Brennan: Zelda is going to take 12 halved to six points of damage. And Penny, you take 11 points of damage from one of the shots going off.

0:22:01 Becca: I'll take it.

0:22:03 Brennan: That is going to move from your turn. Ostentatia, that is going to be you.

0:22:08 Izzy: Okay, Divine Intervention.

0:22:08 Aabria: Yes!

0:22:14 Brennan: Incredible, you're gonna roll this with advantage 'cause you literally just talked to this dude.

0:22:19 Erika: And he seemed into her.

0:22:20 Izzy: I'll take Asha, (laughs) I'll take Asha.

0:22:23 Becca: No, no, go all the way.

0:22:23 Sephie: Go all the way.

0:22:25 Rekha: Get that daddy God to help you.

0:22:27 Erika: Ask to speak with her manager.

0:22:28 Brennan: This is actually gonna be Box of Doom. Can we get Box of Doom in Izzy's hands this time?

0:22:31 Becca: Oh my God.

0:22:31 Izzy: In my hands? (players cheering) (players clapping)

0:22:36 Brennan: This is a big risk, it's a big risk, but the odds are very small. It's only a 10% chance, but you are gonna be rolling with advantage.

0:22:42 Izzy: What's the risk?

0:22:42 Aabria: You got this.

0:22:43 Brennan: Well, the risk is it takes an action to do.

0:22:45 Izzy: Yeah.

0:22:45 Aabria: Yeah.

0:22:46 Erika: If this works, I will kiss everyone on the mouth!

0:22:48 Becca: This is a spell, right?

0:22:49 Brennan: No, it does not count as a spell.

0:22:50 Aabria: When?

0:22:50 Brennan: Does not count as a spell.

0:22:52 Aabria: Please let it work. (Brennan laughing)

0:22:54 Erika: Oh my God.

0:22:56 Aabria: Feels good, oh my God.

0:22:57 Izzy: This feels nice.

0:22:57 Aabria: Let's go, it feels good.

0:22:59 Sephie: It looks good.

0:22:59 Brennan: Incredible.

0:23:00 Rekha: It looks good on you, honey.

0:23:00 Becca: It looks good on you, yeah.

0:23:01 Aabria: Yes, yes.

0:23:01 Sephie: Yeah, it's great, designer.

0:23:04 Brennan: Go ahead and roll 2d20 and take the higher of the two rolls. You are looking for a 19 or a 20.

0:23:10 Aabria: Looks like vintage McQueen. (dramatic instrumental music)

0:23:15 Sephie: Come on. (Brennan blows on dice) Rolls a 13 and a 19

0:23:21 Izzy: 19.

0:23:21 Brennan: Are you for real? (players screaming)

0:23:23 Sephie: Yes, she did!

0:23:25 Brennan: Are you for real? (players screaming)

0:23:32 Aabria: Let's go!

0:23:34 Brennan: Greatest move, greatest fiance.

0:23:38 Becca: Yeah! (players cheering)

0:23:41 All: Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy! Izzy shows her engagement ring to the box of doom

0:23:48 Brennan: Talk about diamonds, oh!

0:23:48 Sephie: I need a cigarette.

0:23:51 Becca: Showing the ring to the GoPro.

0:23:52 Brennan: I cannot believe that.

0:23:53 Izzy: There's piss in my pants. (players laughing)

0:23:57 Rekha: We don't know how it got there.

0:23:59 Erika: Somebody peed in her pants!

0:23:59 Izzy: I don't know who.

0:24:01 Becca: Prestidigitation.

0:24:03 Brennan: Un-fucking-real.

0:24:07 Izzy: I'm absolutely buzzing. (group laughing)

0:24:10 Sephie: Thank you, Lawrence Chaney.

0:24:10 Brennan: Unbelievable. Um, okay, Ostentatia, you-

0:24:13 Izzy: Okay.

0:24:17 Brennan: You reach out. You reach out for divine intervention. You've just become high enough level to cast this and you commune with your God. You reach out and finally for the first time you are not asking for a prayer. You know what your God is and what he believes and what you believe. You raise your hammer. What does Ostentatia do in this moment? (Isabella mimics hammer pounding)

0:24:42 Brennan: We're gonna move (snaps fingers) to the next board please. (players gasping)

0:24:44 Erika: Whoa.

0:24:45 Aabria: What?

0:24:46 Brennan: You see that Ostentatia lowers her hammer, boom, and shatters the aspect of fire in a single blow. The aspect of fire is gone. As it is released, the flame bursts outward and you see Pyrria, the Eidolon of fire go,

0:25:09 Pyrria: Honey, you gotta put me on whatever list there is for the bags when they come out. I'm gonna be first to get one. (group laughing)

0:25:22 Izzy: And Ostentatia passes away. (group laughing)

0:25:26 Rekha: So sad, so sad.

0:25:26 Brennan: So sad, so sad it had to go like this, un-fucking-believable.

0:25:33 Rekha: God wants a bag from Ostentatia. An Eidolon wants a bag.

0:25:36 Izzy: Wow, wow.

0:25:38 Sephie: Oh my God, thank God for Ostentatia.

0:25:40 Izzy: Celebrity clients.

0:25:43 Erika: (screams) We were going to die!

0:25:45 Becca: We were all about to die.

0:25:47 Brennan: You literally feel in that moment as the hammer comes down, boom, you look through the shattering of the aspect and all that you see is Ostentatia pushing the head of the hammer into the earth and literally remaking reality. And you think about what Tectonya said about reality being affected by consciousness. And you think also just about the pure magic of, I will shape the world to be what it needs to be to save my friends. And there is a movement as Ostentatia shatters the aspect of fire and you all see Ostentatia glowing, resplendent, cinders moving through your hair. (fans flipping open)

0:26:31 Aabria: Yo. What are you doing later? (players laughing)

0:26:37 Izzy: You wanna fuck?

0:26:38 Brennan: As you do this, and only you Ostentatia, see a group of divine beings at the edge of reality ready to defend against the unmaking of all things. And you see Logran with his arms crossed smiling looking at the gods on either side and says,

0:26:59 Logran: I told you the fucking kid got it, what did I say? This kid knows what's up.

0:27:03 Brennan: And you see they go,

0:27:03 Gods: All right, well maybe there is hope yet.

0:27:06 Brennan: And he says,

0:27:06 Logran: Does that mean I have fucking 10 minutes? Do I have 10 minutes?

0:27:10 Brennan: And you see-

0:27:10 Ostentatia: Log, put your feet up, babe.

0:27:13 Brennan: And he says,

0:27:13 Logran: You know what, I would, but I was thinking I might swing by Solace and put a vein of mithral underneath Elmville. (players gasping)

0:27:29 Brennan: Incredible, you all move, oh sorry-

0:27:32 Izzy: No, I have a bonus action! (group laughing)

0:27:35 Rekha: Yeah, fuck, let's go!

0:27:37 Brennan: Action economy, baby.

0:27:37 Aabria: Yes!

0:27:40 Izzy: I would like to cast Mass Healing Word at fourth level.

0:27:43 Brennan: (gasps) Wow, okay, amazing, yes, yes, yes.

0:27:48 Sephie: Ostentatia, just mwah.

0:27:50 Erika: Like, can I kiss you on the mouth? 'Cause I said I was gonna do that.

0:27:55 Izzy: Okay. (players laughing)

0:27:56 Brennan: Incredible, yeah, you guys exchange a smooch, it's beautiful. (players cheering) (Erika and Isabella mimic smooching)

0:28:04 Aabria: Aw, that was beautiful.

0:28:04 Sephie: Aw, so cute.

0:28:06 Aabria: We just start politely clapping for that. That was really good.

0:28:11 Brennan: Holy shit.

0:28:13 Becca: What else you got, 'cause uh...

0:28:15 Erika: Ha!

0:28:17 Brennan: Go ahead and roll 2d4 plus five and that will go, and you can cast it on six people, you said?

0:28:24 Izzy: Uh-huh.

0:28:24 Brennan: Amazing.

0:28:28 Izzy: Four and one.

0:28:28 Aabria: five.

0:28:31 Rekha: Five.

0:28:31 Izzy: Plus five.

0:28:32 Brennan: Yeah, so 10 hit points, everyone heals 10 hit points.

0:28:35 Erika: Thank you.

0:28:35 Sephie: Thank you.

0:28:36 Aabria: I doubled my hit points. (group laughing)

0:28:40 Izzy: Just a little boost.

0:28:42 Brennan: Well also, in this moment the incendiary cloud is gone. The aspect of fire is gone, unbelievable. We love a big move, big risk, baby!

0:28:54 Aabria: Yes!

0:28:54 Izzy: I have more plans.

0:28:58 Aabria: Get it, battle Joyce, get it.

0:28:59 Rekha: Yes!

0:29:00 Brennan: Let's go ahead and bring everybody into the next board after that incredible miracle performance- (Rekha screaming)

0:29:06 Becca: Oh my God.

0:29:07 Sephie: Unbelievable.

0:29:07 Brennan: By Ostentatia Wallace.

0:29:10 Aabria: Wallace!

0:29:10 Rekha: Hey, Wallace over here.

0:29:13 Erika: Wallace.

0:29:13 Brennan: You see another aspect. Very easy, no roll necessary. This is the aspect of earth. You feel the aspect of earth here. You see ancient stone coliseum everywhere, but Danielle, you also feel the presence of another Eidolon in this place. Very small, much smaller and softer than her sisters and one you recognize is also here in this place. And you haven't seen her. And you know that she was the closest to Talura, but you feel her presence here hidden away in secret places as well. And maybe even you realize, somewhat hidden behind you as though you are protecting her and hiding her from her sister in this place.

0:29:50 Aabria: Baby.

0:29:50 Becca: Aw.

0:29:52 Brennan: Danielle, it is your turn. You see a new aspect (growls) this giant serpent wielding boulders and massive swords. And I will also say, as one final aspect of that divine intervention, a concentration check is failed. The incendiary cloud is not a failed concentration check. The failed concentration check is on the Greater Invisibility on Charity Blythe.

0:30:15 Aabria: Yes!

0:30:15 Rekha: Yes.

0:30:17 Brennan: Who bursts out of her invisibility once again saying,

0:30:20 Charity: Now that the cloud is gone, target the healers, the Dwarf girl!

0:30:24 Brennan: And that is going to be Danielle.

0:30:27 Izzy: Oh, someone's coming to eat my ass? (group laughing)

0:30:33 Aabria: Queen shit.

0:30:35 Erika: Is the team around?

0:30:35 Brennan: Your team is around. So if you look at the board.

0:30:39 Erika: But I mean the-

0:30:39 Aabria: Oh, the bad boys.

0:30:40 Sephie: Oh, they're there.

0:30:41 Brennan: Oh, the bad boys?

0:30:41 Aabria: Yeah.

0:30:42 Becca: They're on the edge.

0:30:42 Brennan: Yeah, they're up.

0:30:43 Aabria: Where are the big kids?

0:30:44 Brennan: You can see them up in the foliage of the stand of the-

0:30:47 Rekha: Yeah, there's people behind us, there's, yeah.

0:30:49 Brennan: Of the stands of the coliseum basically. I will say though, the fog in this area is providing partial cover for everybody here from the archers, but it is also providing that to them from you for ranged stuff.

0:31:06 Erika: Danielle reaches forward and casts Enrich Earth on the Eidolon.

0:31:12 Brennan: Whoa, what does Enrich Earth do?

0:31:15 Erika: So Enrich Earth, it causes things to bloom. It essentially is a buff for land and the vegetation on it.

0:31:28 Brennan: Amazing.

0:31:28 Erika: And she says,

0:31:31 Danielle: I know that you're in there somewhere. You have to fight, and I know that normally decay is a natural part of growth, but in this case, this is not what we want, this is not natural.

0:31:47 Brennan: The casting time for that is 10 minutes.

0:31:49 Erika: Oh, is it?

0:31:50 Brennan: But I think it's very fucking cool. I will allow the time to condense. So let me say this, do you want something? You feel that this effect can go in two different ways. There is something you can do to reach out in this way to aid your friends and keep them safe or there is another thing that you can do which would be specifically helping Terra.

0:32:12 Erika: I would like it to empower Terra to fight against the aspect of Talura.

0:32:15 Brennan: You reach forward to the aspect, provide this aid to Terra. All of you can feel the soil shifting under you as it bunches up around you in all directions. I'm gonna say that this also has the effect of plant growth. TaleSpire squad, can we throw up some trees and foliage around the edge of the circle of pillars here protectively?

0:32:42 Becca: Ooh.

0:32:42 Sephie: Whoa.

0:32:45 Brennan: And in addition to that, you see that the metallic, earthen body of this Eidolon in front of you begins to crack and fissure. For anyone engaged in melee combat with this Eidolon, as a result of the tectonic plates moving within this thing melee weapon attacks will be made with advantage as you fight the earth Eidolon in front of you.

0:33:05 Becca: Whoa.

0:33:06 Brennan: And we're just gonna straight up, that's how you homebrew a spell on the fly if all-

0:33:09 Erika: Thank you, I appreciate it!

0:33:11 Brennan: I love it, hell yes, Danielle. Any bonus actions?

0:33:12 Erika: Yes. From the new growth rise up, tons of tiny, little ants and mites and they form that bear, the little bear. They school up to form the bear and the totem spirit of the bear extends to all of her allies so everybody gets 15 extra hit points.

0:33:34 Aabria: Oh, thank you.

0:33:35 Erika: And advantage on strength saving checks.

0:33:39 Brennan: Incredible, 15 temp HP. See, y'all are sometimes down, but you're not out, you know what I'm saying?

0:33:46 Erika: Never out.

0:33:47 Brennan: I fucking love it.

0:33:50 Erika: Danielle says,

0:33:50 Danielle: Hey, crystal, text Antiope's phone. Say, reverse hack into the Extrordiarium.

0:34:04 Becca: Oh.

0:34:04 Aabria: Dope, I don't have it.

0:34:07 Rekha: Yeah, it's with Tectonya.

0:34:08 Erika: It's with Tectonya.

0:34:08 Aabria: Yeah.

0:34:10 Brennan: Oh shit, okay, so you say reverse hack into the Extrordiarium? Incredible, okay.

0:34:17 Erika: I have remote access then for sure.

0:34:20 Brennan: Tectonya, amazing, great, great, great. You get a text immediately back saying, charming, dot, dot, dot.

0:34:27 Aabria: Oh, Boomer text.

0:34:30 Rekha: Boomer text.

0:34:30 Brennan: Boomer. (players laughing)

0:34:31 Sephie: Oh my God, Boomer text.

0:34:32 Rekha: It's like, in all caps and you're like, is there an emergency? (group laughing)

0:34:37 Brennan: Okay, at the end of your turn, Danielle.

0:34:42 Sephie: Oh no, legendaries.

0:34:45 Brennan: Legendaries.

0:34:45 Aabria: I'm sure it's fine.

0:34:46 Brennan: That's gonna be a hit. But there's no, even though she's attacking from hiding there is no sneak attack 'cause an enemy being unseen by Antiope Jones doesn't mean that they get advantage so there is no sneak attack here.

0:35:02 Aabria: You don't have to get ready when you stay ready.

0:35:05 Brennan: 12 points of damage to Antiope.

0:35:06 Aabria: Vibes, thank you very much for the HP.

0:35:10 Brennan: Sam, that is gonna be your turn.

0:35:11 Sephie: Okay, real quick, can I roll an insight to see if this is the final form or if we're gonna fight Talura?

0:35:18 Brennan: Your connection to Talura lets you know that this is not the final form.

0:35:21 Sephie: Cool, good, then I have another thing. I can do this, okay.

0:35:22 Becca: Shit, how many times can you call a God?

0:35:26 Sephie: So I am going to sacrifice two sorcery points to Quicken Spell Warding Wind which is a 20-foot sphere of wind around me. It'll dispel the fog in that area. And it's focused on me so it moves with me.

0:35:39 Brennan: Awesome.

0:35:39 Sephie: Cool, so they'll have disadvantage to hit us.

0:35:42 Brennan: Incredible.

0:35:42 Sephie: It may also affect spell attacks, but I'll leave that up to you. I'm not really sure from the wording from the card, but...

0:35:49 Brennan: No, it's only ranged weapon attacks so you're groovy.

0:35:51 Sephie: Okay, and then I'm going to use Eldritch Blast on the earth aspect.

0:36:01 Brennan: Go ahead and give me two attack rolls.

0:36:03 Rekha: Come on, big money.

0:36:04 Aabria: Come on, big money, no Whammies.

0:36:06 Sephie: Oh, fuck. That is 17 and an 18 to hit.

0:36:13 Brennan: 17 and 18 are not gonna do it with that shield still up. So you see both Eldritch Blasts (mimics magic howling) fly out in unison bouncing off the metal of the earth aspect however, the Warding Wind is there. Do you take any movement because you have some allies, like Zelda, Penny, and Katja are not in the range of your Warding Wind.

0:36:36 Sephie: Yeah, Sam would go right to where she can get the most.

0:36:39 Brennan: Get the most people, okay. So Sam, you move to the center of the field right here. So all of you feel this powerful wind (mimics wind howling) kick up, disadvantage on all ranged attacks which is, again, going to become very, very significant in not too much longer. We go back to the top of the order.

0:37:02 Becca: Where's Charity?

0:37:04 Aabria: (groans) We can see her now, right?

0:37:06 Sephie: Bitch, you already look like you have a foot in the grave. Why don't you just go all the way there? (Brennan laughing)

0:37:12 Brennan: Charity is well far away. She's going to use an item to Metamagic this. She looks at you, holds something up and says,

0:37:23 Charity: You agreed to an act of service for a length of time.

0:37:30 Brennan: Touches a little device on her wrist and you see this gem glows and she is going to cast Dominate Person.

0:37:37 Sephie: No!

0:37:37 Aabria: Dope.

0:37:39 Brennan: And says,

0:37:39 Charity: Miss Jones, submit!

0:37:43 Brennan: And I am going to need you to roll a wisdom saving throw.

0:37:47 Izzy: Can I give help?

0:37:48 Brennan: You actually are giving help because if you or creatures that are friendly to you are fighting each other, there is advantage on the saving throw so you are going to roll this with advantage.

0:37:56 Izzy: Could I also cast Guidance?

0:37:58 Brennan: Ooh, what is the casting time on guidance real quick?

0:38:00 Izzy: An action, oh, so...

0:38:00 Brennan: Oh, an action. You know what? It's a cantrip, we'll throw it in the Divine Intervention. Throw a d4 on here.

0:38:05 Aabria: Thank you.

0:38:07 Brennan: It's like having a tab open at the bar.

0:38:08 Erika: We're gonna be dining out on that roll for a little while. Let's push it everybody-

0:38:12 Rekha: Yum, yum, yum, put it on Izzy's tab.

0:38:14 Becca: Yes!

0:38:15 Izzy: The Wallace's are not doing-

0:38:15 Rekha: Yeah, oh fuck.

0:38:17 Aabria: With a natural 19 on the dice-

0:38:18 Brennan: Sorry, with a what?

0:38:19 Aabria: With a natural 19 on the dice, 25. (players cheering)

0:38:25 Charity: Submit!

0:38:27 Antiope: Fuck you! (group laughing)

0:38:32 Brennan: The device on her arm shatters, it just shatters. You watch the rage in her eyes as she fully stops commanding her troops and just transfers, she just has tunnel vision for you so she's forgotten that she's here to capture an Eidolon. She's like, I'm just, this like, impertinent child.

0:38:49 Antiope: I just yelled like you. That was fun, thanks for the guidance. (Brennan laughing)

0:38:55 Izzy: It's a beautiful yell.

0:38:55 Brennan: Incredible. With that she is going to make a stealth roll.

0:39:01 Aabria: No!

0:39:01 Brennan: As a bonus action.

0:39:03 Aabria: No, do I get to roll perception?

0:39:07 Brennan: Yeah, you can roll perception.

0:39:08 Aabria: Cool, thank you. (sinister instrumental music) Oh, I didn't… It was on a natural 20 and then landed on a two. No, it's 16.

0:39:17 Brennan: You may roll again on your turn, but she vanishes (snaps fingers) from sight.

0:39:19 Aabria: Cool.

0:39:19 Brennan: That is going to be Zelda who's gonna make a bunch of attack rolls with advantage right now.

0:39:24 Aabria: Let's go, girl.

0:39:28 Brennan: Come on, Zelda. Zelda turns to Penny and Katja and just has her two scimitars there, looking badly injured just, (pants) with all of you singed and burning. She goes,

0:39:38 Zelda: I love adventuring with you guys.

0:39:42 Katja: I love adventuring with you.

0:39:42 Antiope: You, too.

0:39:44 Zelda: You remember in Elmville at the start of this adventure when we had our little, we sort of all got emotional together 'cause none of us like confrontation.

0:39:53 Katja: Yeah.

0:39:53 Antiope: I remember that.

0:39:54 Ostentatia: No. (Aabria laughing) I don't know anything about that.

0:39:58 Penny: Hold on, you made me realize, I forgot something!

0:40:02 Becca: I pull out my crystal and I text, I'm in. (Rekha gasps)

0:40:06 Brennan: The seventh maiden has texted, I'm in. Zelda goes,

0:40:09 Zelda: You know what?

0:40:11 Antiope: Wait, why's everyone screaming? I don't have my phone.

0:40:12 Penny: Uh, I'm in!

0:40:16 Antiope: Oh, yay!

0:40:16 Brennan: Zelda goes,

0:40:16 Zelda: She's in! (screams)

0:40:18 Brennan: and is going to make five attacks with advantage.

0:40:21 Aabria: Let's go!

0:40:21 Sephie: Let's go!

0:40:23 Brennan: Here we go, Zelda goes fucking nuts, hitting into the fissures that Danielle put there and says,

0:40:29 Zelda: Your spellcasting's always so beautiful. You find a way to... (screams violently)

0:40:34 Brennan: And deals 34 points of damage over four attacks, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, spinning around and around and around.

0:40:41 Rekha: Yeah.

0:40:41 Brennan: That's Zelda's turn. Talura is going to cast Finger of Death at Zelda.

0:40:50 Becca: No, no!

0:40:50 Sephie: No, Counterspell!

0:40:52 Brennan: Ooh, shit!

0:40:52 Aabria: Let's go!

0:40:54 Sephie: Fuck that, don't come up for my Zeldy.

0:40:56 Aabria: Let's go, Zelly.

0:40:56 Zelda: You're such a good friend!

0:40:59 Sam: No, you are!

0:40:59 Brennan: Okay.

0:41:02 Sephie: This is so high.

0:41:02 Brennan: It's so high, it's a DC

0:41:06 Sephie: Nat 20. (players screaming)

0:41:07 Brennan: You've gotta be fucking kidding me! (players cheering) Oh my-

0:41:11 Aabria: Let's go, yes! (fans flapping open) (player cheering)

0:41:16 Brennan: As this seventh-level necromantic spell comes rocketing out of the aspect's hand, what does Sam look like? How does Sam counter this magic?

0:41:29 Sephie: So Sam reaches into all of her power, into the dark, roiling reaches of the unknown sea and just pushes it away with the force of a typhoon.

0:41:47 Brennan: Whoosh, all of the fog roils around. For a second all of you don't even know. It goes into like, bullet time, like time slows down. All the fog looks like it's leaving in the opposite direction from where Sam is pointing which makes the magic look like it's maybe not working. And then you remember what happens before a tsunami comes which is that the ocean pulls back and. (Brennan mimics ocean wave crashing) And I'm gonna say one of the swords of the Eidolon is disarmed as the spell is ripped away from her, boom, and the spell is countered, that is her whole turn. She has legendaries, but that is her turn taken away.

0:42:26 Antiope: Sam!

0:42:28 Brennan: With a single reaction.

0:42:29 Sam: That felt great.

0:42:29 Rekha: Oh my God.

0:42:31 Penny: Your hair looks incredible!

0:42:31 Antiope: You look so good right now!

0:42:34 Sephie: Hold on, I'm gonna roll.

0:42:34 Katja: Wait, let me take a video.

0:42:36 Sephie: I'm gonna roll to see how hot I look.

0:42:38 Becca: Just for me.

0:42:38 Brennan: Performance check, go for it, incredible.

0:42:41 Sephie: Holy shit, that is a 31. (Brennan laughing)

0:42:46 Katja: Okay, I'm just gonna text this to you. I'm not gonna hit on list to the group.

0:42:51 Sam: You can put it, no, you can put it up. (Rekha gasps) (players cheering)

0:42:55 Sam: You can put it up.

0:42:55 Katja: It went viral! (group laughing)

0:43:00 Brennan: You get a bling on your crystal.

0:43:02 Rekha: My dad liked it!

0:43:02 Brennan: And you see it's an email from Lola being like, we gotta talk about the buzz around this spell. (players laughing)

0:43:14 Sam: We'll talk later!

0:43:15 Ostentatia: I don't want to freak you out, Sam, but Nonna liked it. (players laughing)

0:43:18 Sam: Nonna approved? Oh my God.

0:43:22 Katja: She's like the biggest-

0:43:23 Danielle: Oh my God, yeah.

0:43:23 Ostentatia: Yeah, DM you for a collab.

0:43:26 Katja: My dad DMed me on Insta, uh, Inspire Insta, saved. And said, wow, glad Meghan didn't die.

0:43:36 Brennan: Yeah, (laughs) glad Meghan didn't die.

0:43:38 Sephie: That means I have a shot with your dad.

0:43:39 Brennan: Yeah, in the middle of the battle you hear-

0:43:40 Sephie: I'm just kidding, joking.

0:43:40 Brennan: Check a second, Ostentatia, on your phone it's this beautiful tsunami of fog ripping this elder elemental's spell away and then in the other half of the screen it's your Nonna doing a react going,

0:43:52 Nonna: I love to see my granddaughter's friends to get together and to have a good time.

0:43:56 Becca: She's doing a reaction!

0:43:58 Rekha: "To get together."

0:43:59 Brennan: She's doing a react!

0:44:00 Rekha: We're all dying, yeah.

0:44:00 Aabria: Bless.

0:44:02 Rekha: Yeah, Nonna's React, it's a really popular channel.

0:44:05 Brennan: It's huge, Nonna's React.

0:44:06 Erika: And it's like, the sound has been already ripped and stuff and it's like-

0:44:09 Sephie: It's all over-

0:44:10 Rekha: Oh yeah.

0:44:10 Erika: You know? And teens are lip-syncing to it.

0:44:12 Sephie: TikTok-But-Spyre.

0:44:14 Brennan: Exactly.

0:44:15 Izzy: Yeah, doing fucking dances to the sound of the fog.

0:44:16 Sephie: Oh wait, no, that's a slur. That's a slur, that's...

0:44:19 Brennan: Incredible. So Sam, that Counterspell is successful, incredible. radiant and resplendent.

0:44:30 Becca: Wow.

0:44:30 Brennan: And that, almost certainly Zelda would have died permanently in that moment.

0:44:35 Rekha: Wow.

0:44:35 Aabria: Oh my God.

0:44:37 Brennan: You know the power of the necromancy that you just prevented from happening.

0:44:39 Becca: Hold on, out of game, Brennan, don't you fucking kill Zelda.

0:44:41 Rekha: Don't kill Zelda-

0:44:44 Aabria: How could you?

0:44:44 Brennan: My NPCs, my rules, baby! (players screaming)

0:44:48 Izzy: Brennan, we live in the same place! They're gonna come for me, too! (group laughing)

0:44:52 Erika: We know where you live. You're fine.

0:44:56 Brennan: Incredible. So next to act is Katja.

0:44:58 Rekha: Okay.

0:45:01 Aabria: Let's go, baby.

0:45:01 Rekha: I'ma action surge.

0:45:04 Aabria: Ooh!

0:45:04 Brennan: Ooh, hell yeah.

0:45:05 Rekha: Okay, first I'll do my first hit. Okay, my goal, I want to snip her tail off.

0:45:11 Aabria: Oh my God, go.

0:45:13 Becca: Wait, just roll two each time for the one.

0:45:15 Rekha: For the one 'cause of advantage. Thank you, thank you.

0:45:17 Brennan: All of this have advantage, yeah.

0:45:18 Rekha: Great.

0:45:18 Aabria: Let's go.

0:45:20 Rekha: Okay, perfect, so one of them is a dirty 20.

0:45:24 Brennan: Dirty 20 is not gonna do it.

0:45:24 Rekha: Okay, cool so that misses so I'm gonna do another.

0:45:27 Brennan: Go for it. (dramatic instrumental music) (player gasps)

0:45:32 Rekha: Nat 20, baby. (players cheering)

0:45:34 Brennan: Oh my God. (players laughing) Okay, go, let's keep-

0:45:38 Rekha: That's like, we do it so much it's like...

0:45:40 Brennan: If you're doing action surge, let's keep rolling more. Let's keep doing more, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:45:43 Erika: Whoa!

0:45:47 Rekha: Okay, this is a 16. (dice rattling) (intense instrumental music) Fuck. Okay, this is a 23.

0:45:54 Brennan: 23's gonna do it.

0:45:57 Rekha: Is this my last one? Or no, that was-

0:46:00 Brennan: That was your fourth one.

0:46:01 Rekha: That was forth.

0:46:02 Brennan: Unless you have bonus actions which I don't believe you do. No, you have rage. You can Second Wind as a bonus action, but other than that.

0:46:07 Rekha: Okay, I will Second Wind as a bonus action I think.

0:46:11 Brennan: Cool, go for it. Go ahead, roll 1d10 plus nine.

0:46:12 Rekha: 10. Seven plus nine, 16.

0:46:18 Brennan: You regain 16 HP. And are we throwing maneuvers on here with any of these?

0:46:26 Rekha: Yeah.

0:46:26 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:46:29 Rekha: Is my belief, the earth is gonna move, right? He said that the earth is gonna move? Did he say that or am I-

0:46:34 Becca: He didn't say that. You just think that this ground looks like that.

0:46:38 Rekha: I think this ground looks like it's gonna move 'cause there's light peeking through the bottom of it, and he pulled that shit in "Bloodkeep."

0:46:44 Sephie: Oh yeah, we're gonna get hit by a trap and get screwed by the map.

0:46:46 Becca: Yes.

0:46:47 Brennan: You see after Zelda's attacks, the earth aspect is looking injured. Like, you don't think this is the end of the road, but the earth aspect is looking injured for sure. But what are you planning on doing?

0:46:58 Rekha: I'm going to do tripping first.

0:47:02 Brennan: Okay, we're gonna roll a strength saving throw here for Talura. (dramatic instrumental music) Katja, this is your nat 20, right?

0:47:12 Becca: You had two hits of the four, one was a crit.

0:47:14 Rekha: I hit two hits of the four.

0:47:15 Brennan: And one was a nat 20.

0:47:16 Rekha: Yeah, I'll make the nat 20-

0:47:16 Brennan: The last one.

0:47:18 Rekha: Yes.

0:47:18 Brennan: Cool. On your first attack you go and this massive Eidolon is knocked to the ground (players cheering) in defiance of all physics and reason. And what would you like your next maneuver to be? Actually-

0:47:34 Rekha: Tell me.

0:47:35 Brennan: Yeah, you said you were interested in the ground. Is Katja interested in the ground?

0:47:40 Rekha: Katja's very interested in the ground. Can I push her through the ground? (die taps table)

0:47:48 Brennan: That is the second natural two I have rolled in a row. (sighs) You're gonna go ahead and roll me 4d12 plus 3d8 plus 16.

0:48:08 Aabria: You got it all? Yeah, let's go. (dice rattling) (Katja sighs) (Aabria laughs)

0:48:15 Rekha: 38 plus eight, 46, plus 16?

0:48:15 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

0:48:21 Aabria: 62.

0:48:21 Rekha: 62.

0:48:23 Brennan: You deal 62 points of damage to the aspect of earth. All of you watch Katja stride forward. It's not unfair to say that Katja began this journey as a bit of a, at times, awkward-

0:48:45 Rekha: Huh?

0:48:45 Brennan: Huh? (players laughing) At times awkward. Katja strides forward as someone who has stood up to her dad, defeated her mom, reckoned with her past in the chamber of time. You stride forward with a poise and confidence of body. There is no shyness or awkwardness or timidity or anything.

0:49:08 Rekha: And you know why?

0:49:08 Brennan: Why?

0:49:10 Rekha: Katja's got little Katja with her too inside.

0:49:13 All: Aw. (Erika sobbing)

0:49:18 Becca: Hell yeah. I'm gonna show this roll to my therapist.

0:49:21 Brennan: Yeah, little Katja finally has that person that she always needed and it's her.

0:49:28 Rekha: Mm-hmm.

0:49:29 Brennan: And with that you (mimics blows landing) and trip a snake. (players laughing) Zelda says it out loud. She says,

0:49:40 Zelda: Oh my God, I didn't even know you could trip a snake.

0:49:43 Katja: You can trip anything. (group laughing)

0:49:48 Aabria: Amazing.

0:49:48 Brennan: Incredible. And with that, boom, muscles rippling, this thing flies up, lands on the earth. And as Talura lands on the earth, you see the earth crack underneath it as Terra is closer.

0:50:00 Rekha: Yeah, fuck you.

0:50:01 Brennan: And you come over and sunder the aspect's chest, boom! The moment Katja's ax enters the chest of this aspect, it goes from glimmering poisonous metal to pure, beautiful red and brown and gray stone as the statue shatters apart, boom, and the stone suspends in air as strong and powerful hands touch your face and go,

0:50:28 Terra: Sweetie, any mom would be so grateful to have you as a daughter, and I'm sorry that that person wasn't there for you. You know that you're there for yourself now, and you know that you're not alone either.

0:50:50 Katja: I'm perfect!

0:50:50 Brennan: I'm perfect.

0:50:53 Becca: I go, I'm perfect, (smooches) I'm perfect, I'm perfect, I'm perfect.

0:50:56 Brennan: Yeah, and you see that as Terra fades away, Terra also, you see she is the entire earth and points at a bunch of hoof marks on her arm and she's like,

0:51:03 Terra: I love horses, too. (players screaming)

0:51:08 Katja: I knew the earth loved horses!

0:51:11 Aabria: Let's go, let's go.

0:51:13 Brennan: Can we please move to the next board?

0:51:16 Aabria: Fuck yeah!

0:51:16 Brennan: Baby!

0:51:19 Aabria: I'm ecstatic, yes.

0:51:19 Sephie: So good.

0:51:22 Rekha: Brother!

0:51:22 Aabria: Yo.

0:51:25 Brennan: Katja drives the Eidolon of death through the earth, freeing Terra and we see that, boom, the earth shatters underneath you and you all fall through the earth, bam, landing in a cathedral of bone, a grave, the Ending of All Things. Talura disentangled from her sisters, and you see Talura has lost her grasp on the quadruplets. She has lost her grasp on her eldest sister, Chronoa. And maybe she never had her grasp on Anima who you have wondered where she is represented here in this space, that she is behind you and within you all for indeed you are living things here in a city of the dead, and you have come to save your world. You (mimics energy echoing) arrive here in this place. Suddenly all of the soldiers that had been very far away firing from a distance are quite a bit closer to all of you. You hear Charity Blythe call out,

0:52:36 Charity: The Eidolon is secure, she is weakened. Spring the trap now! (Erika gasps)

0:52:40 Aabria: No.

0:52:40 Brennan: And she, however, is possessed of one goal and one goal only and is going to fire at Antiope.

0:52:50 Aabria: Can she even see me? I'm the wind.

0:52:51 Rekha: I'm shy.

0:52:54 Aabria: I'm shy.

0:52:55 Sephie: Oh, she rolls with disadvantage.

0:52:56 Becca: Did the wind come with us?

0:52:57 Brennan: Passing through the wind, that's absolutely right. (die taps table) (Brennan clicks tongue)

0:53:02 Rekha: Oof! (Brennan mimics weapon firing)

0:53:05 Brennan: You look and watch a bullet with your name on it. You are at uncomfortably low hit points. The bullet hits and Sam, wind through the air the bullet goes (mimics skull shattering) shatters a skull right next to you.

0:53:19 Sam: I love you.

0:53:19 Antiope: I love you.

0:53:22 Sam: I love you.

0:53:22 Aabria: Did I see her, do I see her?

0:53:24 Brennan: She had a choice to move and hide with that legendary action or shoot and she decided to shoot which means you're looking right at her and it's your turn.

0:53:34 Aabria: Yes! (players cheering)

0:53:36 Erika: Get her ass!

0:53:36 Sephie: Fuck yes, get her.

0:53:38 Rekha: Get her ass!

0:53:38 Becca: Where is she?

0:53:40 Izzy: Where is her dumb ass?

0:53:41 Aabria: All right, we're doing it. I just shoot her a bunch forever.

0:53:43 Rekha: She's like in the pool of blood.

0:53:44 Brennan: Shoot her a bunch forever, incredible.

0:53:50 Aabria: Okay, so she's within 90 feet.

0:53:52 Brennan: Yes.

0:53:53 Aabria: So I'm going to Hunters Mark her.

0:53:55 Brennan: Amazing. (bird calling)

0:53:56 Aabria: My first attack, I did not add anything. I already rolled it and it was a natural 20. (player gasps) (player cheers)

0:54:03 Rekha: Bless you. (Erika cheers)

0:54:05 Aabria: Wait, oh, that means I get to add dragon bow retroactively, right?

0:54:08 Brennan: You can add dragon bow retroactively. We might need to write a short thesis about what's actually happening if you just hit a nat 20. On a nat 20 your Dragon Slayer Bow allows you to add an effect retroactively. It also doubles all damage. You can add an arcane shot option on to here if you want.

0:54:25 Aabria: Yep.

0:54:25 Rekha: Are you hungry?

0:54:26 Izzy: Where is Charity?

0:54:27 Rekha: It's a spicy meatball, Brennan.

0:54:29 Izzy: Wait, Charity looks dope as fuck.

0:54:32 Brennan: She's a good villain.

0:54:33 Aabria: I don't want to zoom in on her. I don't want to like, look.

0:54:34 Rekha: I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see.

0:54:36 Aabria: I don't wanna love her.

0:54:37 Izzy: She looks like the old guy from that first Pixar short before "Bug's Life" (Brennan laughs) who plays chess with himself.

0:54:43 Sephie: Oh my God. That's such a deep cut.

0:54:44 Brennan: Incredible.

0:54:46 Rekha: I think she looks exactly like him.

0:54:47 Brennan: Okay, nat 20 means that we, which affect do you want to apply? You could also throw an arcane-

0:54:52 Aabria: Restraining shot.

0:54:52 Brennan: A what?

0:54:53 Aabria: Restraining shot, pin her to the ground.

0:54:55 Brennan: Incredible, oh, that's not even, that's just an escape DC. Nat 20, she is automatic. So Antiope's first arrow, she is pinned to the ground. She takes the shot at you, Sam, (mimics wind whooshing) it misses. I will also say though, you probably need to move in order to not hit through. 'Cause that same wind is there so you might want to use your Kicks of Striding and Springing to move closer.

0:55:21 Aabria: Can I do a three-point landing? Please, just let me jump off here.

0:55:25 Brennan: If you want to take your movement to go 18 feet out and up vertically to get over Sam's sphere of wind, launch from the air and three-point land, we can absolutely make that happen for you.

0:55:39 Aabria: Yay, thank you!

0:55:39 Erika: Oh my God.

0:55:41 Brennan: Your first shot goes straight through Charity's foot into the stone underneath it through her foot.

0:55:47 Aabria: And springing up from that, I'm using grasping shot so vines and tangles will spring up out of her foot and hold her there even more. (players laughing)

0:55:57 Brennan: Attack rolls against the creature have advantage and the creature's attack rolls have disadvantage. It's so bad that she's restrained.

0:56:04 Aabria: Yes, yes it is.

0:56:04 Brennan: Okay. Dealer's choice, do you want to resolve damage per attack or do you want to just go for the attacks first?

0:56:12 Aabria: We'll do it at the very end, that's fine with me.

0:56:14 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:56:14 Aabria: Okay, so jump off, we're gonna keep going and you know I am action surging on this so I'm just gonna roll the next three attacks.

0:56:21 Izzy: Gone for a minute but back with the jump off.

0:56:24 Brennan: Incredible.

0:56:25 Sephie: I'm so into this.

0:56:27 Aabria: Okay, second attack is a dirty 20 to hit.

0:56:30 Brennan: Dirty 20's a hit.

0:56:30 Aabria: Sweet. (fans flapping open)

0:56:31 Sephie: Oh yeah.

0:56:34 Aabria: Next one, oh my God, it's a 31 to hit.

0:56:37 Brennan: Yeah, 31's gonna get the job done as well.

0:56:39 Izzy: I think if a 20's gonna do it, a 31's gonna go.

0:56:42 Rekha: I think so.

0:56:42 Aabria: And a 26 to hit.

0:56:44 Brennan: 26 is gonna do it as well.

0:56:45 Aabria: I just want to hit the ground and just walk up, laying arrows into her.

0:56:48 Brennan: Oh my God!

0:56:51 Antiope: You wanted me, you fucking got me. (Brennan laughing)

0:56:53 Becca: Oh!

0:56:55 Sephie: I hope you kill her in one shot.

0:56:57 Brennan: Incredible, okay so that's grasping shot on the first one. You see Antiope from midair twirling and spinning launches the arrow that locks her foot to the ground and vines whip up around her as that happens and you begin to walk towards her just dodging bullets and all over just, (mimics arrow firing) another arrow (mimics arrows firing) four arrows into Charity. We are gonna roll damage right now, incredible.

0:57:28 Aabria: And I got Hunter's Mark on all of those too, correct?

0:57:31 Brennan: It's Hunter's Mark on all of them. The first arrow is gonna be 2d8, 6d6 plus 6. And then your other three attacks are going to be (sighs) 3d8, 3d6 plus-

0:57:51 Aabria: I'll hit her with grasping arrow twice, by the way. I am emptying my, like, just everything I've got on her.

0:57:56 Brennan: Oh, you're, so okay, so that's gonna-

0:57:57 Aabria: So I'll burn both of my arcane shots.

0:57:58 Brennan: Incredible, so that's all together, if I'm not much mistaken, that's gonna be 5d8 plus 11d6 plus 24. (lively instrumental music) (dice rattling) (Brennan sighs dejectedly)

0:58:22 Aabria: Oh God, 36 for the d6s. Oh, that is a 10, 15, 16. That's all of, 16, 76 points of damage. (Becca laughs) (Persephone cheers) (Rekha smooching)

0:58:39 Becca: Don't fuck with us, dumb bitch.

0:58:41 Aabria: And I forgot to take sharpshooter which I shoulda done. That's on me, that's fine.

0:58:47 Brennan: Actually, (Rekha gasps) on a nat 20, would you like to take sharpshooter?

0:58:53 Aabria: Yes, please.

0:58:53 Brennan: Great. (players shouting)

0:58:54 Aabria: Pretty please.

0:58:57 Rekha: The meatball is very spicy, it's spicy.

0:58:59 Becca: Just spicy.

0:59:01 Brennan: On a nat 20 we'll throw sharpshooter on there.

0:59:04 Aabria: Thanks, buddy.

0:59:06 Brennan: Antiope, you walk forward. Arrow one in the foot, arrow two in the stomach, arrow three in the throat. Charity looks up at you, (gasps and gurgles)

0:59:19 Charity: You... (dramatic instrumental music)

0:59:22 Charity: The world needs us. Don't do this. You could serve.

0:59:29 Antiope: No one needs you.

0:59:33 Becca: Show her your tattoo. (Aabria laughing)

0:59:36 All: Show her your tattoo!

0:59:38 Aabria: I turn and flash my whole ass.

0:59:41 Brennan: Yeah, you see right before you do that she says,

0:59:41 Charity: You, if there is no greater honor than to find a cause and be its servant. (coughs)

0:59:57 Brennan: As you turn around.

0:59:57 Aabria: Bleh.

0:59:59 Brennan: Show her your ass.

0:59:59 Aabria: With my leader tattoo!

1:00:02 Brennan: And it just says, "Leader" And she says,

1:00:03 Charity: Is that in two different fonts?

1:00:06 Brennan: And you whip around and the fourth arrow goes straight into her heart. (players shouting)

1:00:14 Katja: And by the way, she didn't have diarrhea.

1:00:20 Becca: And another thing.

1:00:20 Rekha: And another thing! She never will!

1:00:22 Brennan: Incredible.

1:00:27 Becca: What great last words.

1:00:27 Aabria: And I turn back and walk away and I'm gonna Second Wind myself.

1:00:31 Brennan: Go ahead and heal up. Charity Blythe is dead.

1:00:32 Aabria: Oh my God! (screams) (players cheering) (players clapping) I hate her so much!

1:00:38 Brennan: Incredible. I'm gonna say that Talura, who has not acted yet since she has taken her true form screams, looks at you, Sam, who has Counterspelled her last big spell that she was going to do and she turns her attention to you and casts an eighth-level spell.

1:01:02 Becca: No, no one else has Counterspell.

1:01:05 Sephie: I can't cast it either, it's the same round, right?

1:01:08 Brennan: Same round, Power Word Kill, eighth level. Sam, you see Talura looks at you and,

1:01:16 Talura: You, you think just because you showed me kindness that I will stop at anything to get them back? (screams)

1:01:29 Brennan: All of you, blood gushes from your noses and your eyes and Sam, she hits you with Power Word Kill. There is no save because less than 100 hit points, instant death. Sam, you feel your life (gasps) leave your body. (Persephone gasping) You feel your connection to this thing, whatever that warlock's pact is, as you are pulled from your body. All of you watch your friend, your incredible sorceress friend who reached out to this being in her moment of crisis and got you the quest that you needed to save this party, Sam who from the very beginning wanted nothing more than to keep you all together. (mimics wind howling) Life leaves. The next person to act is going to be Penny. (somber instrumental music)

1:02:36 Becca: There is nothing I can do. Uh… Help me out, should I cast invisibility on? No, she's still got true sight.

1:02:52 Brennan: She still has true sight. What I will say is this. Penny, go ahead and give me a perception check. (die taps table)

1:03:04 Becca: (groans) Luck. (Rekha laughs) Okay, that's a 26.

1:03:12 Brennan: You look, you rack your brain for the all books you've read and the studying you've done You know that powerful beings, especially like Talura have the ability to fight with an incredible proficiency and dexterity, they can take on entire teams of adventurers. You see in the last movement like, just to say it sort of mechanically like, Talura didn't take as many legendary actions as Charity was taking because Talura used that breath that did all that damage. You can see that Talura is similarly exhausted. You've been ripping her sisters away from her. This thing that she did to be able to cast a spell off of her turn in initiative has exhausted her well of things she is able to do at the end of all of your turns. There is a moment here as she has ripped Sam's life away you can see she is in a weakened state. There's all these soldiers around that were prepared to capture her now that she was disentangled from her sisters. She's going to try to destroy all of you here in this moment and you realize that even this vision of her is an aspect of herself. She's more infinite than she believes she is, and she's holding on to this form. On a 26, you feel the other Eidolons behind you, and you hear the voice of Chronoa saying,

1:04:44 Chronoa: I, in all of my infinite wisdom from the beginning to the end of time, I could never have guessed that here at the end of things, death would be most afraid to die. (tender instrumental music) Please bring her home to us. (screams)

1:05:09 Brennan: Talura rears up, she's gonna destroy all of you.

1:05:14 Becca: No, I can't let her hurt any of my friends again. And I want to scream at her,

1:05:23 Penny: This isn't gonna bring your sisters back. There's only one way for you to join them again.

1:05:29 Becca: But instead, I just run at her with my rapier.

1:05:41 Brennan: Go ahead and make an attack roll.

1:05:43 Becca: Do I have advantage because of Danielle?

1:05:47 Brennan: Yes, you still got advantage, yes. (dice rattling)

1:05:56 Becca: 27 to hit.

1:05:56 Brennan: That's gonna hit. Go ahead and roll damage with sneak attack.

1:06:01 Becca: Five and a d8, oh gosh. (gasps) Three of 'em are sixes.

1:06:09 Brennan: Whew, hell yeah.

1:06:09 Aabria: Yes!

1:06:11 Rekha: The devil. (players laughing) (Becca hissing)

1:06:13 Rekha: It's the devil.

1:06:15 Izzy: It was the devil.

1:06:16 Becca: 25.

1:06:16 Brennan: 25 points of damage?

1:06:20 Becca: Yeah.

1:06:20 Brennan: Incredible. Penny, you rush forward and are the first hero here to strike Talura-

1:06:27 Becca: Can I use my cunning action to climb up her and just, I want to stab her in the eye.

1:06:36 Brennan: Yes, you absolutely can.

1:06:38 Penny: That's my sister!

1:06:41 Brennan: You rush up. As you deal that damage you say, "That's my sister." Go ahead and I will allow you to make either a persuasion check here. Yeah, I actually will ask for a persuasion check.

1:06:53 Becca: Are you sure you don't want like history or arcana?

1:06:55 Brennan: Or arcana? No, actually, you know what? Your choice, give me persuasion or intimidation.

1:07:01 Sephie: You still have Bardic Inspiration. (players gasping)

1:07:03 Aabria: Oh my God.

1:07:05 Rekha: Even in death! (players screaming)

1:07:08 Becca: Okay, persuasion.

1:07:09 Brennan: And because of those exact words that you used, go ahead and roll this with advantage. (Becca screams) (Aabria laughs)

1:07:15 Sephie: That just went-

1:07:17 Becca: It's an eight and an 18, I'll take it. So I have a (laughs) 21, but here we go. But then I hear my sister's voice singing to me and it's a 25.

1:07:28 Sephie: ♪ You can do it ♪

1:07:30 Brennan: 25? You rush up, take your rapier out. "That's my sister," you stab and Talura for the first time in beyond ages, her actual form is injured. It is not an aspect of one of her sisters. And this giant, snarling undead Eidolon, as you hold on to her, clutches you with one hand and looks at you in her hand screaming. And with that 25 persuasion she looks at you and blood gushes from her throat but also from her eyes as well. She says,

1:08:20 Talura: These maidens were your sisters? (soft instrumental music)

1:08:30 Brennan: We are going to move in initiative as Penny is clutched there by Talura. You hear (mimics static hissing)

1:08:35 Soldier: Pull us out, abort. Mission's over,

1:08:39 Brennan: and these soldiers start disappearing as Charity's body's dead on the ground. The Legendarium is there. These soldiers begin to (mimics electrical buzzing) just vanish from around you as Talura stands, entranced by that 25 persuasion from Penny. The next two to go are Ostentatia and Danielle. That's Ostentatia first and then Danielle, but I'm also gonna let you both look at each other as everything sort of hangs in the balance here.

1:09:12 Erika: Is there anything you can do for Sam?

1:09:14 Izzy: Oh yeah, Revivify. (group laughing)

1:09:17 Rekha: What did you say?

1:09:17 Izzy: Revivify.

1:09:19 Rekha: Oh.

1:09:19 Brennan: Ostentatia, you walk forward pulling another gem. (sighs) The ones given to you by your father at the beginning of this quest. Hands glow brighter than the surface of the Sun as you kneel down and you begin to cast this spell to bring Sam back, and we will come there in a moment, but I also want to know what Danielle is doing in this moment.

1:09:47 Erika: (mimics impact resounding) Danielle hits the ground with her staff, the gown, the mask, everything from the ball returns.

1:09:54 Aabria: Yes! (Rekha gasps)

1:09:56 Erika: There's the spores of the mushrooms and the leaves swirling, the flowers in her hair and she turns behind her and asks,

1:10:06 Danielle: Would you speak with her?

1:10:10 Aabria: Oh my God.

1:10:11 Brennan: And you watch Danielle do the thing that she has always been here to do which is to be a voice for the voiceless. And Danielle, as you watch your sister Ostentatia go to relight the fire of Sam's heart you rise into the air and speak with the voice of infinite life. The final Eidolon, Anima, has appeared before her sister as you float above her. Does Danielle wish to speak as Anima or rather, will Danielle be speaking for her?

1:10:52 Erika: Channeling.

1:10:55 Brennan: Anima speaks through Danielle, looks at her sister and-

1:11:01 Erika: Danielle will help her.

1:11:04 Brennan: Yeah, Anima looks at you as well. She speaks and Danielle speaks and whether either of them are speaking, they are both speaking as one. She addresses Talura and says,

1:11:19 Anima and Danielle: Sister, I know that it will frighten you. Step forward, grow tall. All things end because all things change and every changing is an ending of what was. Come and be with us. No one can hold on to the present moment.

1:11:45 Brennan: And here you see Chronoa appears behind her and all of the sisters in a line stretching from Anima up to their eldest, Chronoa.

1:11:54 Anima and Danielle: No one may hold on to what has been forever. The moments that we had together, they are forever lost to us for death is real but so is life and time and all the rest of our sisters as well. You must say goodbye to the things that have been, but you can gain the things that will be if you come and change with us.

1:12:21 Brennan: Anima appears and says this to Talura and looks at Penny in her hand, feels her blood. Ostentatia pulls. Sam, it is your turn. You are floating in the feeling of death. You feel the heat of the fire behind you. You are called back but you are here in the place of death, and you see that Talura's form here is just another aspect. And for the first time due to your courage to reach out to this thing that is the source of fear for every living thing, you see past the aspect that Talura is so attached to and see the infinite behind it and it is terrified. (somber instrumental music)

1:13:26 Talura: I don't want to go.

1:13:30 Sam: Talura, you, of all beings, should know that death is never the end. More so for you than any other being. Your sisters stand before you. Do they look dead to you?

1:13:59 Talura: What if things are never the same again? What if we're never together again like we were at the beginning of time? Everything was new and young.

1:14:16 Brennan: And you hear the words of her sister, Anima, and you see another part of her consciousness hearing Penny's voice say, "Don't hurt my sisters." And she looks up again at you and goes,

1:14:35 Talura: What is there to gain? Everyone turned their back on this. We could have found a way. We could have found a way to hold on to what we had.

1:14:46 Sephie: I go closer to her, wrap my arms around her even if her form is infinite. In this place between life and death, my spirit can encompass hers and I say,

1:15:08 Sam: Sometimes change happens, but it doesn't mean that it'll be worse or that you can't find joy in what happens. And unless you try, you'll never know what could be. (Brennan mimics wind howling) (thunder rumbles)

1:15:34 Brennan: The crackling of storm.

1:15:37 Eidolons: Unless you try, you will never know what could be.

1:15:41 Brennan: All of the Eidolons repeat Sam's words echoing through each of them from time itself through each of her sisters, through the voice of Anima itself and Danielle floating in the air. A door of glowing warm and welcoming bright light opens in the shape of Ostentatia's hands like a door to a scary but exciting new adventure. And you feel the warmth of that doorway and you are still holding Talura and she looks scared, but she looks to you. (soft instrumental music)

1:16:25 Sam: You won't be without your sisters, I promise you.

1:16:32 Brennan: And here the Eidolon looks at Penny, and you see that the blood red goes out of her eyes, her fangs go back down and she says,

1:16:39 Talura: And neither will you.

1:16:44 Brennan: And she steps through the doorway with you. Sam you (gasps) awaken on the floor under Ostentatia's healing. (Persephone breathes heavily) Penny, the Eidolon places you-

1:16:55 Becca: Oh, I cast Feather Fall on myself, I got it.

1:16:58 Brennan: You start to descend. You see she looks at you and says,

1:16:59 Talura: I'm sorry.

1:17:04 Brennan: And looks at you, Danielle, and says,

1:17:06 Talura: You promise it won't hurt?

1:17:08 Brennan: And you see that all of the Eidolons in this space smile. All of them look up to their eldest sister, Chronoa, and says,

1:17:16 Chronoa: We can't promise that the future will never hurt, but we can promise that if we're together it will be worth it. (Becca chuckles softly)

1:17:27 Brennan: And Talura embraces Danielle, Empress Anima, and (mimics magical reverberations) light and dark intertwine, embrace, entangle, and the Eidolons are released from this place. Congratulations graduates of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy.

1:17:51 Erika: Oh my.

1:17:51 Rekha: Katja moves her braid. (group laughing)

1:17:56 Aabria: I want to shoot a warning shot at one of the-

1:17:57 Becca: Scrolls of GED just appear in the air besides your heads. (Brennan mimics scrolls shooting)

1:18:02 Aabria: I want to shoot a warning shot at one of the soldiers as they're leaving.

1:18:05 Brennan: Yeah.

1:18:05 Aabria: And just say,

1:18:07 Antiope: My name is Antiope Jones, and you tell everyone that The Seven did this. (players gasping)

1:18:14 Sephie: I send lightning bolts that crackle around Antiope as she says this.

1:18:18 Becca: Silent image of hearts and stars.

1:18:21 Antiope: It's getting weird behind me, isn't it?

1:18:23 Brennan: Yeah.

1:18:23 Antiope: It's with less cool?

1:18:24 Brennan: You see the soldier, the soldier says, (pants)

1:18:27 Soldier: Uh, we got a big problem,

1:18:27 Brennan: and-

1:18:31 Izzy: ♪ As go on, we remember ♪

1:18:31 Rekha: Absolutely cannot sing that.

1:18:36 Aabria: Nope, nope, we're gonna get DMCA’d. Izzy, Becca, Erika and Sephie: ♪ All the times we had together ♪

1:18:42 Brennan: And that's 30 seconds, yeah.

1:18:42 Rekha: Just bleep it all out. Cut the whole section out. (players laughing)

1:18:48 Brennan: Incredible, triumphant as the Eidolons scatter. each of you having received their blessings. The Empress Anima and of course as her form is finally left behind to step forward into a new phase of existence with the sadness and sorrow of that departing, the final blessing of Talura as she kisses you on the cheek and says,

1:19:15 Talura: So few have ever taken a chance on me. I know what it means to find something worth saving in something as frightening as me, and I will never forget the chance you took.

1:19:38 Sam: You'll always be my friend, Talura, and I love you.

1:19:44 Talura: I love you. I will be with you, but I hope in another way that I don't see you for a very long time, my love.

1:19:56 Brennan: You hear she looks at Danielle and says,

1:19:58 Talura: Be with my sister for many years to come.

1:20:03 Brennan: Vanishes from this place. The blessings of the Eidolons collected. What an adventure. You see the skies part and from the clouds above a rope ladder lowers and you see at the end of it, Cinnamon.

1:20:23 Izzy: Cinnamon. (group laughing) (players clapping)

1:20:26 Brennan: Called it?

1:20:26 Sephie: Yes!

1:20:27 Aabria: I love the love.

1:20:27 Rekha: Why, Cinnamon!

1:20:31 Brennan: She says,

1:20:31 Cinnamon: Everyone aboard the Rombosa, drinks are ready.

1:20:35 Katja: Oh my God, everyone hop on Cinnamon.

1:20:39 Penny: Mimosas on the Rombosa?

1:20:42 Cinnamon: Rombosa mimosas for all!

1:20:42 Katja: Yay!

1:20:46 Antiope: Yay!

1:20:46 Becca: Oh, is Candyheart there?

1:20:49 Brennan: Candyheart,

1:20:49 Canyheart: Hi, it's me, I'm back here.

1:20:52 Katja: Wait, I have a question.

1:20:52 Penny: Ssh, I'm sorry, just shh.

1:20:55 Canyheart: Did you feed me to a man? (players laughing)

1:20:58 Katja: What did it feel like?

1:20:58 Penny: How much did you see?

1:21:00 Katja: We know what it looked like.

1:21:00 Canyheart: How did it feel to die?

1:21:03 Ostentatia: No, how did it feel to be shit out?

1:21:06 Canyheart: Oh, that's normal. (Persephone laughing)

1:21:09 Penny: I told you it was fine!

1:21:09 Katja: Hey wait, Ostentatia, what do you think about Starforge?

1:21:16 Ostentatia: About what?

1:21:16 Katja: Your horse!

1:21:18 Sephie: Your horse!

1:21:19 Starforge: I used to be a star before I was a horse.

1:21:22 Ostentatia: I fucking forgot about that. (laughs)

1:21:24 Katja: Okay, fine,

1:21:24 Rekha: and I pull out $60. (Brennan laughing)

1:21:31 Brennan: You emerge and fly aboard this massive airship that is now yours?

1:21:36 All: Yeah!

1:21:39 Sephie: Maiden Voyage.

1:21:39 Aabria: Maiden Voyage.

1:21:40 Izzy: Wait, wait!

1:21:40 Brennan: Yes.

1:21:41 Ostentatia: Candyhorse, come here.

1:21:41 Penny: Candyheart!

1:21:45 Ostentatia: Yeah, Candyhorse, I want to see what my new dagger does.

1:21:50 Candyheart: Oh, sure!

1:21:50 Penny: Wait!

1:21:52 Brennan: You stab the horse, the horse dies.

1:21:55 Katja: Stop it!

1:21:55 Becca: Oh no, Candy!

1:21:56 Brennan: And as Candyheart dies and says,

1:21:59 Candyheart: Oh, do you have the identify spell?

1:22:02 Ostentatia: Oh, I switched it out. (laughs)

1:22:05 Katja: No! (sobs)

1:22:07 Brennan: Candyheart vanishes.

1:22:07 Penny: Wait, get the candy hearts!

1:22:12 Sephie: What do they say this time?

1:22:13 Brennan: This time they say, I get it.

1:22:16 Becca: As I am putting the candy hearts that say, I get it into my fanny pack, there's not enough room so I pull out a brown fuzzy ball and toss it.

1:22:25 Brennan: Koda reappears and goes,

1:22:25 Koda: Uh, you kill horse again?

1:22:29 Penny: Yeah.

1:22:29 Koda: Yeah, that's gonna happen.

1:22:31 Izzy: What does my dagger do?

1:22:35 Brennan: Once per short rest, as a reaction, when you are moved against your will you can teleport. So it's matching Kurraghran's teleport ability so basically if you were ever thrown or knocked aside or pushed into something you just teleport 30 feet somewhere else.

1:22:50 Izzy: All right.

1:22:51 Brennan: So there you go.

1:22:51 Sephie: Nice.

1:22:53 Aabria: That's very cool.

1:22:53 Izzy: RIP.

1:22:54 Sephie: It's very cool.

1:22:54 Brennan: RIP Kurraghran. Cool magic item.

1:22:57 Izzy: RIP Candyhorse.

1:22:57 Erika: RIP Candyhorse.

1:22:59 Brennan: Oh, RIP. (Rekha sobbing)

1:23:00 Aabria: It's not Candyhorse.

1:23:02 Izzy: Yes, it is Candyhorse.

1:23:03 Aabria: All right, that's fair.

1:23:06 Katja: It's redundant to call him Candyhorse. (laughs)

1:23:11 Brennan: So aboard the Rombosa, flying back to Solace where you have been you see Tectonya claps and smiles and says,

1:23:21 Tectonya: How extraordinary.

1:23:24 Ostentatia: Hey, did you do anything? (laughs)

1:23:26 Penny: Yeah, did you have a nice afternoon?

1:23:28 Antiope: Did I get any texts?

1:23:29 Brennan: You see that she looks and says,

1:23:29 Tectonya: Look over there.

1:23:31 Brennan: And you see that there are just dozens of burning aircraft throughout the Necronomikron.

1:23:34 Becca: Oh!

1:23:36 Aabria: Tight.

1:23:36 Brennan: And she's like,

1:23:36 Tectonya: Oh yeah, the Ministry doesn't fuck around. They didn't come to just like, bring 30 people. You know, they really came to kill you all.

1:23:45 Penny: Did you let some go so they could tell everyone how cool Antiope was?

1:23:48 Tectonya: Well, I assume some of your-

1:23:49 Antiope: It was all of us!

1:23:49 Penny: Well, yeah.

1:23:51 Antiope: The message was about us

1:23:51 Penny: Antiope's message about us.

1:23:54 Danielle: How do you feel about conservationism?

1:23:57 Tectonya: I feel very positive about conservationism.

1:24:00 Danielle: Great, Kevins, we should add her to the group chat.

1:24:04 Tectonya: Oh, yes, of course.

1:24:06 Aabria: Speaking of group chat-

1:24:06 Tectonya: It's very important to conserve these things because of course nothing in reality is truly real.

1:24:12 Ostentatia: All right, Tectonya.

1:24:12 Antiope: Ugh, weird.

1:24:14 Penny: I get it.

1:24:14 Ostentatia: We've had a big fucking day.

1:24:15 Antiope: You're a weird girl.

1:24:16 Penny: Could I categorize all of your notes. (giggles)

1:24:19 Tectonya: Would you like to look at my notes?

1:24:20 Penny: I just, I'll type them for you into crystal. I don't know if they're longhand.

1:24:23 Tectonya: Absolutely, yes.

1:24:24 Aabria: Can I, go ahead.

1:24:24 Katja: I, no, you. I got a question.

1:24:27 Tectonya: Yes.

1:24:28 Katja: You know the big copper book in the library in the school?

1:24:31 Penny: Great question.

1:24:31 Ostentatia: Oh right, the S&M book.

1:24:34 Tectonya: Oh yes, I do.

1:24:34 Ostentatia: The S&M book.

1:24:36 Katja: Okay, so next to that there was a book with a muzzle. Is that book a horse?

1:24:40 Tectonya: Is the book with a muzzle a horse?

1:24:43 Katja: Or what is it if it isn't a horse?

1:24:45 Tectonya: A book.

1:24:45 Katja: What's in it?

1:24:48 Tectonya: Ah, devastatingly secret knowledge.

1:24:53 Ostentatia: Let's go open it!

1:24:53 Katja: Let's go!

1:24:56 Antiope: Hey, I want my phone back.

1:24:56 Tectonya: Oh, sure, here you go.

1:24:58 Aabria: And I give her the Legendarium.

1:25:00 Tectonya: Ah, the Legendarium Extrordia. I'll go hide this back in that temple again.

1:25:06 Antiope: What?

1:25:06 Tectonya: What, oh wait a minute.

1:25:08 Izzy: Only we know that.

1:25:09 Tectonya: Did Ms. Charity Blythe make it out? Is she still around or not?

1:25:11 Antiope: Oh, abso-fucking-lutely not.

1:25:13 Katja: Antiope killed her, you should have seen it! Bam, bam, bam!

1:25:16 Penny: Every time she took a step, she shot another arrow, she's dead.

1:25:19 Ostentatia: As she was walking like what you, what you-

1:25:23 Katja: Yeah!

1:25:23 Ostentatia: What you dream about in your wet dreams.

1:25:25 Aabria: Antiope is open-mouth crying while you guys describe her.

1:25:28 Penny: In your nightmare wet dreams.

1:25:29 Katja: Everyone do their Charity dying impression. (Rekha blows raspberry)

1:25:31 Penny: Oh no, I'm dying. Oh, look how gaunt my face is.

1:25:33 Sephie: Wait, wait, wait. I alter self into Charity but dead. (gurgles)

1:25:39 Tectonya: Wow, look at that.

1:25:41 Katja: Yeah, just like that.

1:25:41 Penny: That, oh, but stupider.

1:25:43 Ostentatia: Honestly, you're doing it like a little too hot.

1:25:46 Penny: Yeah, Sam's hotness is shining through.

1:25:47 Sam: Fine, fine, I'm sorry.

1:25:47 Antiope: You can't even not do it.

1:25:50 Sam: It's been a while since I acted, I turn back.

1:25:52 Tectonya: Incredible work, all of you. And congratulations on achieving your General Education Development or GED for short.

1:26:01 Sephie: That GED.

1:26:03 Brennan: You see she looks at all of you and says,

1:26:07 Tectonya: I have an idea for where we might go to celebrate.

1:26:12 Katja: Oh my God! (Becca cheering)

1:26:14 Tectonya: Slappy McFinnigan's! (players cheering)

1:26:20 Ostentatia: Contractually, we have to go to Smashburger. (Brennan laughing)

1:26:25 Rekha: I find the centaur waiter.

1:26:25 Brennan: Yeah.

1:26:27 Aabria: Oh.

1:26:27 Izzy: No!

1:26:29 Brennan: He sees you, so first of all, a massive airship pulls in over Bastion City, rope ladder comes down. A bunch of horses have a hard time getting down the rope ladder.

1:26:38 Izzy: But they do it.

1:26:38 Aabria: But they do it.

1:26:40 Rekha: I put my hands behind my back so he doesn't have to worry. Joseph (centaur): No...

1:26:43 Katja: I just have to apologize. You don't have to forgive me, I just have to apologize. Joseph (centaur): Okay

1:26:47 Brennan: give me a persuasion check. (Erika laughing)

1:26:50 Becca: Persuasion.

1:26:51 Rekha: Can I do with advantage 'cause I-

1:26:52 Sephie: Bardic Inspiration.

1:26:53 Brennan: Bardic Inspiration, do it with advantage, yeah.

1:26:53 Aabria: Yeah!

1:26:53 Becca: The entrance.

1:26:55 Rekha: And I'm doing it with advantage 'cause I'm cute?

1:26:56 Brennan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, go for it.

1:26:57 Aabria: You're so cute.

1:26:59 Rekha: Okay, 19 plus what?

1:26:59 Sephie: 1d6.

1:27:02 Aabria: Let's go.

1:27:03 Sephie: And then add your charisma.

1:27:05 Rekha: Plus four so 19 plus four,

1:27:08 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

1:27:08 Rekha: Which is one, 25.

1:27:09 Aabria: No, look at persuasion.

1:27:09 Rekha: Oh sorry, persuasion. I'm so sorry, persuasion, +5.

1:27:11 Aabria: Ooh, yeah.

1:27:14 Brennan: Wow!

1:27:14 Katja: Okay, so, you don't have to forgive me, I'm just sorry and I've been thinking about it a lot.

1:27:19 Becca: That's 30.

1:27:20 Katja: And on my way and I put $40.000 in the tip jar. Joseph (centaur): What? (Erika chuckles)

1:27:27 Katja: Yeah. Joseph (centaur): What's up?

1:27:29 Katja: I put $40.000 in the tip jar.

1:27:31 Ostentatia: You know, my family's like, not doing great right now. (players laughing)

1:27:36 Brennan: You see he looks and is like-

1:27:37 Becca: I've always been poor!

1:27:38 Brennan: He's like, Joseph (centaur): All right, well, let's get you guys some blooming onions, huh?

1:27:41 Aabria: Yay!

1:27:41 Rekha: Yes!

1:27:45 Brennan: So you all take a seat. He's like, Joseph (centaur): Yeah, 40.

1:27:46 Rekha: Katja loves onions. Joseph (centaur): Whatever feelings I had about whatever happened, it was not to the tune of $40.000 so we're good.

1:27:53 Rekha: I take one whole blooming onion. (mimics biting)

1:27:55 Aabria: Aah, those onions.

1:27:55 Brennan: Nice, nice, you see-

1:27:59 Penny: Who cooked this?

1:27:59 Antiope: Whoa!

1:28:02 Penny: Go for it, go for it.

1:28:02 Aabria: Should we vibe check this? What's up, I wanna know what's up.

1:28:07 Katja: Do I roll performance?

1:28:09 Brennan: What did you roll on your persuasion check?

1:28:11 Becca: 30, it was a 30.

1:28:11 Aabria: Yeah.

1:28:12 Becca: 'Cause it was +11.

1:28:13 Brennan: 30, that's like divinity level, right? That's like-

1:28:15 Rekha: Oh, thank you. (players laughing)

1:28:17 Brennan: Yeah, you see he goes, he says, Joseph (centaur): Hey, no problem. You can call me Joe, it's fine. I'll take care of you guys.

1:28:24 Katja: That is the most beautiful name I've ever heard.

1:28:26 Ostentatia: That's all of my uncles' names. (group laughing)

1:28:30 Becca: Lysander is sitting beneath the table shining my shoes, by the way.

1:28:31 Rekha: That's what he was doing?

1:28:33 Erika: Shining your shoes.

1:28:35 Rekha: I did not think that's what he was doing.

1:28:37 Becca: He loves to shine shoes, I let him go for it.

1:28:38 Sephie: He was shining two things.

1:28:39 Rekha: He's been shining something for a long time.

1:28:41 Aabria: A long time.

1:28:41 Becca: That's right.

1:28:44 Brennan: Incredible, you all see Tectonya looks and says,

1:28:49 Tectonya: Marvelous job saving literally all of reality. That was extraordinary. Not only extraordinary adventuring and spellcraft but also extraordinary choices made to stand up for yourselves when it needed doing, to be violent and unhinged when the time called to be violent and unhinged, and also to be understanding and wise when the time came to be understanding and wise. It is a beautiful thing that you have not only saved reality but also afforded the ability for yourselves to continue on in this fashion if this is what you wish. And it seems,

1:29:31 Brennan: and here she gestures to Antiope's phone that she was holding. She's like,

1:29:35 Tectonya: I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but I saw that last text so it seems like we're all doing it?

1:29:41 Ostentatia: Well, maybe from now on we sort of play things by ear. (Becca gasps)

1:29:46 Sephie: yeah.

1:29:48 Penny: Ostentatia.

1:29:49 Brennan: And you see that as you say that Zelda looks up-

1:29:52 Becca: Oh, can I just?

1:29:52 Brennan: Oh sorry yeah, go.

1:29:53 Penny: I want to throw that compliment right back at you, but you know what? I think we should all just roll around in it.

1:29:59 Tectonya: Yes, roll around in the compliment. Roll around in it.

1:30:01 Izzy: As Rekha's therapist says.

1:30:04 Rekha: Who? (group laughing)

1:30:05 Becca: Who's that?

1:30:05 Brennan: You actually see, Ostentatia, as you say that Zelda looks up at-

1:30:11 Penny: Zelda, hey!

1:30:11 Zelda: Hey we did it! We saved reality! God, that would have been so stressful if we didn't save reality.

1:30:17 Penny: Yeah, Sam saved your life.

1:30:21 Zelda: Thanks, Sam.

1:30:21 Sam: I couldn't do anything else.

1:30:25 Brennan: You see she smiles and says,

1:30:30 Zelda: I'm really glad that you reached out to death. That was a beautiful thing to do and-

1:30:39 Sam: Even though I caused the end of all reality potentially?

1:30:42 Penny: But we got our GEDs.

1:30:42 Zelda: You know, Sam, like, sometimes things are a mess. And sometimes you need to make a mess so that you can get you and all your friends their GED, kill a corrupt Ministry official who's been plotting to create more problems in the world, and also have someone who's been very lonely for a long time find their family again. I think that's pretty good, Sam.

1:31:09 Sam: Yeah.

1:31:11 Brennan: You hear the doors swing open and a fire Genasi with very chunky glasses walks in and goes,

1:31:18 Lola: Sorry, I hope it was okay 'cause I know that we did the sort of find a friends thing, but I saw you were at Slappy McFinnigan's. Hello, in town.

1:31:23 Sam: Lola, hi.

1:31:25 Lola: Can I book you back in or are you still booked out?

1:31:28 Sam: Uh, um, uh...

1:31:28 Penny: Do it!

1:31:30 Sam: But we have...

1:31:30 Katja: It's okay.

1:31:33 Penny: We can do both.

1:31:34 Danielle: Listen, you can audition remotely and then, you know, we'll go into Bastion if-

1:31:36 Penny: Do movies, not shows.

1:31:40 Sam: Oh yeah, okay.

1:31:42 Brennan: Yeah, you see that Zelda looks over at Penny and is like,

1:31:46 Zelda: Penny, that was your, like, the world can put two choices in front of you and you don't have to do them both. You can put those two things together. Like, we're not gonna be questing all the time. Like, even the biggest adventuring parties have downtime. And if it doesn't conflict with your schedule, like...

1:32:03 Brennan: You see Lola looks at you and says,

1:32:03 Lola: Oh, hon, I work with other people that are adventurers. If you have a first priority, which is world saving, but we can book you out for like, you know, a couple weeks. We could have production work around you. Especially also, if you're interested in singing more 'cause I represent singers too, so...

1:32:23 Sam: I want to do it all.

1:32:23 Lola: Yes, we love to hear.

1:32:25 Katja: She's a triple threat! (players affirming)

1:32:29 Antiope: Actor, singer, and martyr.

1:32:30 Sam: I want to do all of it, dammit!

1:32:31 Katja: (laughs) Yeah, actor, singer and martyr.

1:32:33 Sephie: Give me everything.

1:32:34 Brennan: Lola says,

1:32:34 Lola: Yes, it's what I love to hear, okay.

1:32:38 Ostentatia: Look at this bitch, she's so all over the place. I mean, she's like, over the top, this fucking-

1:32:42 Lola: I'm over the top? Honey, are you wearing your own initials on your belt? (players laughing)

1:32:48 Ostentatia: Great point.

1:32:48 Sam: Oh, have you met, Lola, have you met Ostentatia Wallace?

1:32:52 Aabria: Wallace.

1:32:52 Sam: She's one of the hottest upcoming designers right now.

1:32:54 Aabria: Let's go.

1:32:56 Penny: Oh, you want to get all your clients in her stuff.

1:32:58 Sam: Like, I will not be wearing anyone else on my first red carpet or second or third.

1:33:04 Becca: Oh, just say all of them.

1:33:05 Lola: Honey, we're gonna talk. By the way-

1:33:07 Ostentatia: Am I related to you?

1:33:09 Lola: I have a Bastion City accent.

1:33:13 Brennan: You see she looks at you and says,

1:33:13 Lola: Oh my God, what is this? I love this, am I getting a smell of like what is that, cinders, ember? Are you a Forge Cleric? Honey, I love it. My grandfather was a forge. Listen, the important thing is... (players laughing)

1:33:29 Aabria: Amazing.

1:33:31 Ostentatia: So you're like 1/32?

1:33:31 Lola: Uh, 1/8, thank you. No, how many is a grandpa, listen, the point is this.

1:33:38 Sam: We don't want get into blood quantum here.

1:33:39 Brennan: Yeah, you see she looks at you and says,

1:33:41 Lola: We'll talk.

1:33:41 Brennan: As dinner continues,

1:33:45 Becca: Can I slip away?

1:33:45 Rekha: (gasps) Oh my God.

1:33:48 Aabria: From Lysander?

1:33:48 Becca: Nobody notices probably.

1:33:51 Erika: We 100% notice.

1:33:51 Brennan: Incredible, Penny-

1:33:54 Aabria: 100%.

1:33:54 Brennan: You hop up and slip away. Where do you slip off to?

1:33:58 Becca: I start to write a handwritten letter to Laertes of the Society of, I won't say.

1:34:07 Aabria: Yeah. (Aabria chuckles)

1:34:09 Brennan: As you do so, you hear a voice. There is a plastic snowman decoration-

1:34:17 Rekha: Don't you fucking dare! (players laughing) Why is there a plastic snowman at Slappy O'Finnigan's?

1:34:23 Erika: Because it's one of those places that's got all the tacky decorations.

1:34:25 Aabria: I hide from this.

1:34:26 Izzy: Saying O'Finnigan's instead of McFinnigan's.

1:34:29 Rekha: Is it O or-

1:34:29 Brennan: Yeah, it's Slappy McFinnigan's.

1:34:31 Rekha: Oh my God, I'm sorry. I'm being sponsored by the wrong restaurant.

1:34:35 Brennan: You see the snowman turns to you and says,

1:34:40 Laertes: Writing a letter, are we?

1:34:40 Penny: What?

1:34:44 Aabria: Stupid.

1:34:45 Penny: How long have you been there?

1:34:46 Laertes: I've been here for however long its been since the last time we spoke. (plastic head unscrewing) (grunts) Hold on.

1:34:54 Penny: I don't think you should tell me that.

1:34:56 Laertes: Oh.

1:34:56 Penny: It makes it less cool.

1:34:59 Laertes: Oh, okay, I've been here, you know what? In any case, the Society of Shadows won't be kept waiting.

1:35:06 Penny: Shadows, hm?

1:35:06 Laertes: Won't be kept waiting.

1:35:09 Penny: Kept waiting.

1:35:09 Laertes: Are you repeating what I'm saying?

1:35:11 Penny: No, I'm saying it at the same time as you because I know everything you could offer me.

1:35:16 Laertes: Well, it's too bad 'cause I already know what you know.

1:35:18 Penny: I know that you know nothing about what I could do.

1:35:24 Laertes: Then if I don't know what you could do then how did I predict that you would do this?

1:35:26 Penny: You would do this. (laughs)

1:35:27 Laertes: Yes, and I knew you would repeat me 'cause you repeated me so I did know what you were gonna do.

1:35:33 Penny: You're good.

1:35:33 Laertes: You're good.

1:35:35 Aabria: What is?

1:35:35 Laertes: Listen, are you joining the Society or what's going on?

1:35:41 Penny: Uh...

1:35:43 Izzy: He's covered in shit and vomit.

1:35:45 Rekha: Still, he ain't taken a bath?

1:35:47 Becca: Hold on, hold on. I look at him dead in the eyes and I slowly unzip my fanny pack.

1:35:56 Rekha: Yes bitch, yes, yes, yes.

1:35:56 Aabria: Oh, no, no, no!

1:35:57 Rekha: Yes, yes, yes.

1:35:59 Brennan: Okay...

1:35:59 Becca: About... (clears throat)

1:36:01 Rekha: Yes! (players laughing)

1:36:05 Brennan: Okay.

1:36:08 Becca: In one hand-

1:36:09 Izzy: Is he gonna voluntarily do this again?

1:36:11 Brennan: You see-

1:36:12 Rekha: Wait, cast illusion and make 'em cookies or something.

1:36:14 Becca: Oh, shh, ah.

1:36:17 Brennan: You reach into your fanny pack.

1:36:20 Becca: In one hand I have a fist full of candy hearts, but it's closed fist and in the other I grab a furry ball from my ball of tricks.

1:36:29 Brennan: You see he goes,

1:36:29 Laertes: Okay, so I'm being presented with a choice here or what's going on? (Becca laughs) (players laughing) What's sort of the story here, what's going on? (Erika giggling)

1:36:42 Rekha: Okay, yeah, bring it on.

1:36:43 Penny: If you want me, I don't know if you've heard rumors of how elite of a rogue I really, truly am, but if you want me for your elite organization that no one knows the name of.

1:36:56 Laertes: No one No one knows the name of the Society. (gulps) (players laughing)

1:37:05 Penny: Did you just?

1:37:05 Laertes: Nope.

1:37:06 Penny: You almost-

1:37:07 Laertes: Did what, what did you say?

1:37:08 Penny: We're inside of-

1:37:08 Laertes: Listen, what's the choice you're presenting to me?

1:37:13 Penny: (clears throat) If I get you to eat a candy heart, then I can join without your stupid rule that I have do a memory spell on everybody I know.

1:37:23 Laertes: Mm-hmm.

1:37:23 Rekha: My fucking god...

1:37:27 Penny: So you can eat what's in my left hand. It's Candyheart. Or you can eat what's in my right hand. (chuckles)

1:37:34 Laertes: And if I eat what's in your right hand, you join and follow the rules?

1:37:40 Rekha: It's confusing.

1:37:42 Penny: (laughs) We could look at a contract and see maybe.

1:37:48 Laertes: Well, the joke's on you because I've already eaten them both. (players laughing)

1:37:56 Penny: That's incredible!

1:37:56 Rekha: Oh no, oh no!

1:37:58 Penny: That's incredible!

1:37:59 Laertes: Your second thing was really fuzzy, what was that?

1:38:03 Becca: Hold on, let me tell you.

1:38:04 Erika: Really fuzzy.

1:38:04 Penny: I'll tell you!

1:38:05 Laertes: Well, what is the second one?

1:38:07 Penny: Let me tell you, okay, it's...

1:38:10 Aabria: Don't do this to me!

1:38:11 Laertes: What was the second one?

1:38:11 Aabria: Don't do this to me, please!

1:38:13 Laertes: 'Cause it felt like a fuzzy, little ball but somethings happening in my body right now.

1:38:16 Penny: Oh, because that fuzzy ball is now sprouting feathers and a beak?

1:38:20 Laertes: Why was it furry fur since it's a bird? (players laughing) Oh, something's moving in me, what did you do?

1:38:27 Aabria: Luckstone strikes again.

1:38:28 Laertes: Why weren't they both food? What was the second one if it was an eating contest?

1:38:33 Izzy: What is it?

1:38:35 Penny: It's an owl.

1:38:35 Laertes: Why though? (group laughing) Why, why would you do that?

1:38:40 Izzy: Can we be seeing this?

1:38:44 Brennan: Yeah, you guys see near the entry.

1:38:46 Izzy: 'Cause we all saw her go.

1:38:47 Brennan: A plastic snowman decoration falls over and starts rolling going,

1:38:53 Laertes: Help, help, help, help, help!

1:38:55 Rekha: I'm filming! (players laughing)

1:38:59 Brennan: He says,

1:38:59 Laertes: Why was the owl furry first? If there's stuff that's not fur, why would it? Oh, oh, it's trying to fly!

1:39:08 Becca: I would like to (laughs) cast invisibility on him and-

1:39:14 Aabria: Why?

1:39:14 Sephie: I cast Levitate on him, too. (Brennan laughing)

1:39:19 Rekha: Didn't he also eat the candy hearts? So he's also shitting an invisible shit from the sky.

1:39:25 Becca: It was the potion that makes-

1:39:27 Brennan: You see he says,

1:39:28 Laertes: Is there a doctor here, is there a doctor? I need to commit to trying to shit or barf the owl out right now.

1:39:34 Danielle: I have skills in medicine. Hey,

1:39:36 Erika: Talk to Animals.

1:39:36 Brennan: Yeah. (laughs)

1:39:38 Penny: Does this mean I can join the Society of Shadows and I don't have to wipe my friends' memory because they have to know everything I do, and I'm also gonna adventure part time.

1:39:45 Brennan: You see he says,

1:39:45 Laertes: You can do whatever you want! You agree, you agree, my name is Laertes. I'm part of the Society of Shadows. Someone please help me!

1:39:51 Aabria: Oh my God.

1:39:53 Penny: You guys, I got accepted into an elite, super secret-

1:39:57 Rekha: Yay!

1:39:57 All: Yay!

1:39:58 Danielle: Congratulations!

1:39:58 Antiope: I'm so happy for you!

1:40:02 Brennan: An invisible plastic snowman filled with shit is bouncing around the ceiling of Slappy McFinnigan's.

1:40:12 Izzy: My Nonna is doing a live react.

1:40:15 Brennan: The comments filled with thousands of comments saying, "What's the Society of Shadows?" (players laughing)

1:40:19 Brennan: As the guy says,

1:40:21 Laertes: Please, I'm part of the Society of Shadows. Please call my guild representative. Tell them I'm trapped in the rafters shitting myself again.

1:40:29 Sam: I cast Silence.

1:40:29 Penny: No, stop, that's my boss.

1:40:33 Ostentatia: No, I like it.

1:40:34 Sephie: No it's good, it's a secret society.

1:40:35 Katja: Wait don't shit on, Joe he's my new friend.

1:40:39 Brennan: You see Joe goes,

1:40:40 Joe: Is something invisibly shitting in here?

1:40:42 Katja: Yes.

1:40:42 Joe: Okay.

1:40:43 Katja: I'll protect you, I put my-

1:40:43 Danielle: Doing great little owl dude. Fight the power.

1:40:47 Brennan: Yeah you see that you hear an owl go like,

1:40:49 Owl: Hey man, I'm trying to fly, but I'm somewhere wet and small.

1:40:53 Danielle: Hey, that's where you want to be, am I right?

1:40:56 Owl: What, oh, word.

1:40:56 Penny: Hi, it's me.

1:40:59 Owl: All right, let's go.

1:40:59 Penny: You do my bidding. Hi, I'm Penny.

1:41:01 Owl: Hi, what's your bidding? What do you want me to do?

1:41:05 Penny: You can just, uh, eject yourself from Laertes' butthole. (Brennan sighs) If you find it.

1:41:13 Aabria: If you can find it.

1:41:14 Sephie: A different hole if you need.

1:41:15 Owl: All right.

1:41:16 Brennan: You see the owl goes,

1:41:16 Owl: Okay, well, there's a lot of foaming candy stuff in here, let me see. Oh you know what? I got it, let's go turbo mode, I'm out of here.

1:41:26 Brennan: You hear a loud noise of the owl following the command to get out of there as fast as possible and you hear a (screams) from Laertes followed by a thud as the snowman falls to the ground and breaks and followed by a,

1:41:39 Laertes: I need to be taken to the hospital. (Aabria laughing)

1:41:44 Penny: We can give you a ride in our airship.

1:41:47 Laertes: Okay, please do that as soon as possible.

1:41:50 Brennan: You see here Joe say,

1:41:50 Joe: We got some more blooming onions coming out of the kitchen and some entrees as well.

1:41:54 Aabria: Oh, I'll hit him with a Cure Wounds just to keep him stable.

1:41:55 Katja: Thank you.

1:41:57 Aabria: We have more blooming onion.

1:41:58 Penny: Do you want a blooming onion first?

1:41:59 Joe: I like that, I'm not opposed to that.

1:42:03 Katja: Thank you.

1:42:03 Antiope: Oh my God.

1:42:04 Joe: Not opposed to that.

1:42:06 Brennan: Incredible.

1:42:07 Penny: So like yeah, I got in, huh?

1:42:07 Antiope: I'm so proud of you!

1:42:09 Brennan: You got into the Society of Shadows!

1:42:12 Antiope: You did it!

1:42:12 Katja: Congrats!

1:42:13 Penny: That worked out well.

1:42:13 Brennan: Incredible.

1:42:16 Aabria: Somehow I was less mean to my boss than you are being to yours. (Becca laughing)

1:42:21 Becca: He made all the decisions.

1:42:23 Rekha: You're right, you know, he wanted to enter an eating contest for whatever reason and didn't listen to the rules and ate both the things. (players laughing)

1:42:31 Brennan: Amazing.

1:42:33 Rekha: And now Candyheart is still in his body.

1:42:35 Brennan: Penny, you enter the Society of Shadows during a really rough, you get an email on your phone saying, hi, welcome to the Society of Shadows. We're so happy to have you. Rough patch in the Society's history. Everyone knows who we are now.

1:42:50 Izzy: Don't look us up on any video search engine.

1:42:53 Brennan: Video search engines or anything like that. Exiting the chaos of Slappy McFinnigan's, you all return to Elmville where that evening the Rombosa files in over Elmville, the Rombosa's like-

1:43:06 Aabria: The what?

1:43:06 Brennan: What's that?

1:43:07 Aabria: The what?

1:43:07 Brennan: The Rombosa.

1:43:08 Persephone and Aabria: The what?

1:43:09 Rekha: You mean-

1:43:10 All: The Maiden Voyage.

1:43:12 Sephie: Thank you.

1:43:13 Brennan: The Maiden Voyage flies in over Elmville.

1:43:19 Becca: We all got wheels.

1:43:19 Aabria: We ghost ride the whip, just levitating next to it.

1:43:21 Rekha: Absolute chaos while driving. (laughs)

1:43:23 Izzy: Just some alums showing up to our alma mater.

1:43:26 Rekha: Yeah, crash.

1:43:26 Aabria: I will give you any amount of money to let us do the slow motion hallway walk.

1:43:30 Brennan: You airship in, and there's a ton of freshmen and sophomores. You come in, you party through the night at Slappy McFinnigan's, get some rest, and cruise north towards Elmville. The following morning it's like sophomores and freshman are all out and see like, “Whoa, look at that!" Huge airship coming in and you descend with your beautiful horses and Tectonya, the various boos, Lysander, Michel Parnassus who's like,

1:44:00 Michel: I had a home and a life in the Baronies. Should I return to that or do I live here now?

1:44:05 Ostentatia: You're gonna have to figure it out, I guess.

1:44:07 Katja: Sorry.

1:44:07 Sam: You better earn your keep.

1:44:10 Antiope: Thank you, girl.

1:44:10 Sam: You're welcome.

1:44:11 Brennan: You see Arthur Aguefort walks out as you sort of depart from this hovering airship in one of the descent craft and says, (laughs)

1:44:23 Aguefort: Do I now bespy a graduated adventuring party?

1:44:28 Sam: You do.

1:44:28 Penny: Yes.

1:44:30 Aguefort: Congratulations to the Seven Maidens on your-

1:44:33 Ostentatia: Take us to the book! (players laughing)

1:44:37 Brennan: You see he says,

1:44:37 Aguefort: Quickly, everyone!

1:44:40 Brennan: You see he timestops the school. No reason, just boom.

1:44:41 Becca: Shirts off!

1:44:43 Brennan: Shirts off. (players cheering)

1:44:45 Rekha: I'm wearing an identical shirt underneath.

1:44:48 Brennan: Tectonya starts sprinting and she says,

1:44:50 Tectonya: Arthur, so lovely to see you again.

1:44:53 Aabria: Girl's gettin' it and we knew it.

1:44:54 Sephie: I wanna roll insight, did they fuck, too?

1:44:57 Aabria: Oh, 100%.

1:44:57 Sephie: Give me an insight check, DC five. (players laughing)

1:44:59 Izzy: DC five, nat one.

1:45:01 Sephie: Uh, that's barely more than a five, but it's more than five.

1:45:04 Brennan: Yeah, they did, for sure, absolutely.

1:45:05 Sephie: Okay, cool.

1:45:05 Aabria: For sure. I would like to fist bump.

1:45:06 Brennan: Yeah, Tectonya says,

1:45:09 Tectonya: Oh, we're going in for some dap. Yes please, there you are.

1:45:09 Antiope: Yeah, let's, respect.

1:45:11 Becca: Pass that.

1:45:11 Brennan: And you see-

1:45:13 Aabria: Yeah, pass it out.

1:45:13 Becca: Pass it.

1:45:14 Brennan: Pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it. And you see Arthur goes,

1:45:16 Aguefort: (laughs boisterously) To be objectified by my former students in my own school, an honor!

1:45:24 Brennan: And you see you-

1:45:24 Becca: I'm riding the owl. (players laughing)

1:45:28 Izzy: The wet owl.

1:45:30 Rekha: Yeah, your wet rectum owl.

1:45:30 Becca: Yo.

1:45:32 Becca: Whatever, Prestidigitation.

1:45:35 Se: And in the corner we named the owl Prolapse. (Brennan laughing)

1:45:36 Aabria: Yeah.

1:45:38 Izzy: She's saying, "We."

1:45:40 Sephie: And by that I mean me.

1:45:40 Brennan: Incredible.

1:45:42 Erika: Lapsy!

1:45:42 Sephie: Lapsy.

1:45:44 Becca: Lapsy, I like Lapsy.

1:45:44 Sephie: Lapsy.

1:45:45 Brennan: You go down to the secret library. You see that the book is taken off the shelf and Arthur looks and says,

1:45:52 Aguefort: You're sure you want me to open it?

1:45:54 Antiope: Yeah, are you kidding me?

1:45:54 Ostentatia: Yeah.

1:45:54 Katja: Yeah.

1:45:54 Penny: Yeah, more than anything.

1:45:56 Brennan: He undoes the latch of the book, the book (spits)

1:46:00 Izzy: The book gag?

1:46:00 Brennan: Yeah, the ball gag. (spits) The book spits out the ball gag and goes,

1:46:05 Book: Hey, how's it going?

1:46:08 Ostentatia: Put it back in.

1:46:08 Erika: Danielle puts it back.

1:46:10 Becca: Oh, hi.

1:46:10 Book: I'm full of jokes!

1:46:12 Antiope: Oh no!

1:46:12 Sephie: No!

1:46:14 Katja: No wonder-

1:46:14 Antiope: I told you!

1:46:15 Katja: This is a joke book written by a man. No wonder it's so dangerous. (players groaning)

1:46:20 Sam: That is like, the guide to best improv. (Brennan laughing)

1:46:24 Katja: Written by Joe Blowgan? (group laughing)

1:46:30 Book: (growls) Let me spread my wickedness. (Rekha groans)

1:46:35 Brennan: The book goes back.

1:46:35 Becca: He's silenced.

1:46:37 Brennan: Arthur comes back out and says,

1:46:37 Aguefort: How extraordinary. Well,

1:46:43 Brennan: You see he says,

1:46:45 Aguefort: Tectonya, are you back in Solace again?

1:46:49 Brennan: She's like,

1:46:49 Tectonya: Yes, the woman who was trying to kill me was murdered by some of your finest students.

1:46:55 Brennan: And you see that he looks at you, Antiope, and says,

1:46:58 Aguefort: How delightful, you've murdered a government official in the name of adventure.

1:47:06 Erika: Danielle is like,

1:47:06 Danielle: that's my friend!

1:47:08 Antiope: I love you.

1:47:08 Becca: We all hug.

1:47:10 Antiope: Fuck systems of power!

1:47:11 Brennan: Arthur looks at you and says, and cries a little bit.

1:47:14 Aabria: Oh, baby.

1:47:14 Brennan: He says,

1:47:14 Aguefort: Exactly what I always wanted for you, darling Antiope. Ah, very well, well.

1:47:19 Brennan: He says,

1:47:19 Aguefort: We are not going to have some of our finest pupils graduate even with a General Education Development without a graduation ceremony!

1:47:31 Aabria: Let's go.

1:47:31 Brennan: And you see he claps and an impromptu, he just fabricates a bunch of mortarboards and robes.

1:47:40 Rekha: I put my shirt back on.

1:47:41 Brennan: That evening your families arrive. The Joneses are there, all the Luckstones come.

1:47:49 Becca: They're all, they always stand in height order.

1:47:52 Brennan: I love it.

1:47:52 Sephie: Oh no.

1:47:53 Aabria: I keep trying to like, move them.

1:47:55 Brennan: Winona and Alyria are there. The Wallace family is there as well. And you see driving in is Rebecca Everpetal and her sister. You see that she goes up and says,

1:48:14 Rebecca: Got the alert on my phone. I wouldn't have missed it for anything.

1:48:17 Sam: Mom, thank you.

1:48:17 Brennan: She gives you a kiss.

1:48:20 Rekha: Katja, ooh, sorry, go ahead.

1:48:20 Brennan: Go for it, yeah.

1:48:21 Rekha: I was gonna say, Katja's poking around. She kind of sits on the curb.

1:48:24 Penny: He's coming.

1:48:27 Rekha: Just waiting.

1:48:29 Brennan: In a flash of light, (mimics magical reverberations) the wizard Gelgador appears without your dad.

1:48:39 Katja: Oh, Gelgador.

1:48:41 Gelgador: Katja, hello, it's a pleasure. Well, the quest was a success. (laughs) Is everything all right?

1:48:53 Katja: Yeah, it's just, it's my graduation and, you know, my dad said he would try to make it so I thought maybe he'd be here.

1:49:00 Gelgador: Oh, well, your father is not coming with me.

1:49:04 Katja: Oh...

1:49:05 Gelgador: He quit the adventuring party yesterday. (players gasp)

1:49:10 Brennan: You look over by Arthur Aguefort and see wearing like a little kind of equestrian sweater with some boots, your dad turns and walks over to you and says,

1:49:24 Karl: Well, uh, did you save everything and everybody there, sweetheart?

1:49:30 Katja: Yeah, I killed an Eidolon, Dad.

1:49:32 Karl: And that's what I'm talking about!

1:49:34 Rekha: I give him the biggest hug in the fucking world.

1:49:37 Brennan: You do the biggest, biggest hug ever, swings you around. And you see he says,

1:49:42 Karl: Well, listen, you know, I've been a bonehead and a dumbass, but here's the thing. I know you and your friends are gonna be adventuring and you got Society of Shadows and everything like that. And Sam's gonna be acting and all that and-

1:49:58 Danielle: Wait, wait, what did you call her?

1:50:00 Karl: What's that?

1:50:00 Danielle: What did you call her?

1:50:01 Sam: He said my name.

1:50:01 Karl: Sam...

1:50:04 Katja: You didn't call her Meghan.

1:50:07 Antiope: Wait, what's everyone's name?

1:50:08 Brennan: You see he looks over at Gelgador. Gelgador literally has his spellbook open to the Modify Memory spell and gives a little thumbs up to his old buddy, Karl and says,

1:50:18 Gelgador: We'll miss you, Karl.

1:50:22 Brennan: And smiles and gives you a pat on the shoulder and he says,

1:50:26 Karl: That's right.

1:50:26 Brennan: He goes,

1:50:26 Karl: Sam Nightingale, Ostentatia Wallace, if you prefer, Danielle Barkstock. Which is, that's a combo last name, right? It's like, one mom's Hempstock, the other one's Barksdale.

1:50:38 Danielle: Yeah.

1:50:38 Karl: Penny Luckstone of course.

1:50:42 Brennan: You see he says,

1:50:42 Karl: And of course Antiope Jones. I know your mom and dad from way back.

1:50:47 Brennan: You see he says,

1:50:47 Karl: Zelda Donovan of course, but the really important one, of course, Cinnamon, Taffodil. (players gasping)

1:50:54 Antiope: Yo, let's go, yes!

1:50:54 Karl: Starforge, Snowfire, Elegonia,

1:50:55 Brennan: He says,

1:50:55 Karl: Candyheart and of course who could forget Strawberry Dancer?

1:51:03 Rekha: Now I give my dad the biggest hug in the world.

1:51:06 All: Yeah!

1:51:07 Brennan: You give him the biggest hug in the world. He says,

1:51:10 Karl: And I know that I've… I know I missed a lot of good years and, um, you know, you're graduated. You can do whatever you want, but I want to pitch y'all on something. If Skullcleaver Manor can do anything to serve the Seven Maidens as the new premier, fully professional adventuring party of Solace, I'm gonna get the staff together and we're gonna make sure that you are outfitted, that you have potions, that you have what you need. I'm gonna be your man in the van, okay? Whatever you-

1:51:51 Sephie: Sponsorship! (claps)

1:51:53 Karl: Whatever you and your pals need to shine, we're gonna be there to get it for you so that's on Karl Cleaver.

1:51:58 Penny: A stage dad.

1:52:01 Katja: Oh my God, it's like a little incubator.

1:52:03 Sam: You don't want a stage dad.

1:52:03 Katja: I don't want a stage dad. He won't be one.

1:52:06 Sam: So you just want a dad.

1:52:07 Antiope: Can we call you Karl?

1:52:09 Karl: Please, oh, you're gonna call me Mr. Cleaver? Call me Karl, come on. Hey, we're all in the world-saving business. You're all gradumates, come on now, hey.

1:52:18 Antiope: Did he say "gradumates"?

1:52:18 Katja: Yeah.

1:52:20 Sam: Can I call him future husband?

1:52:21 Katja: Absolutely not, dad, (laughs) hard no! I had a question, too.

1:52:26 Karl: Yeah.

1:52:27 Katja: I mean, more than just driving the van, you know, like, you know, we lost a lot of good years and like, would you be sort of like a scout leader or something? You know, just kind of teach me what you know.

1:52:40 Brennan: You see he says,

1:52:40 Karl: Hey kiddo, you want some one-on-one time with your old man to spar, you got it.

1:52:50 Katja: I wanna fight you.

1:52:52 Brennan: You see he says,

1:52:52 Karl: I want to fight my little girl.

1:52:55 Brennan: And he gives you a big hug, gives you a big-

1:52:57 Ostentatia: You should seriously be careful.

1:53:00 Sephie: Wait, wait, wait, wait, actually, um, I bring my mom over to meet Karl Cleaver. (Erika gasps)

1:53:08 Sephie: And introduce him to...

1:53:08 Becca: Oh no.

1:53:12 Sephie: A recently divorced lady Everpetal.

1:53:15 Brennan: You see she comes over and she goes-

1:53:17 Becca: I thought you meant your mom, mom.

1:53:18 Sephie: Oh no, I said my mom, not the bitch that gave birth to me.

1:53:22 Becca: Gotcha.

1:53:22 Aabria: Respect.

1:53:23 Brennan: You see that she looks over and says, as you bring Rebecca over she looks over and as you're about to introduce her she looks at you and realizes that you're about to introduce her as Rebecca Everpetal and looks at you and goes,

1:53:35 Rebecca: Uh, oh, Karl, you're Katja's dad. I know Katja, I'm Sam's mom, Rebecca Nightingale. (Persephone gasps)

1:53:42 All: Aw!

1:53:45 Becca: Oh my God! (Erika panting)

1:53:46 Brennan: And she rubs your shoulder.

1:53:47 Sephie: Oh my God!

1:53:48 Brennan: You just get a big hug and she-

1:53:51 Sephie: Fuck.

1:53:54 Brennan: And you see she talks to and she says,

1:53:57 Rebecca: It's so lovely to meet you, Karl. I know that you live in Skullcleaver Manor over here. That's so lovely, I'm staying with my sister over in Ashgrove in a little apartment.

1:54:07 Brennan: And you see Karl looks over and says,

1:54:07 Karl: Well hell, you know, we got a guesthouse and a garden house and a pool house and you know, if you're looking, I mean, 'cause Sam stays with you, right?

1:54:20 Brennan: And you see that Rebecca looks and says,

1:54:20 Rebecca: Well...

1:54:23 Sephie: I cast Suggestion on Karl.

1:54:23 Brennan: (laughs) Yes. What do you say to Karl?

1:54:26 Sephie: Date.

1:54:29 Brennan: You see he goes,

1:54:29 Karl: Date, yeah, any date's good for me, whenever you want to move in. (players laughing)

1:54:33 Aabria: Karl...

1:54:33 Sephie: With a man, hold on.

1:54:34 Izzy: I don't think you need to.

1:54:35 Brennan: Yeah, I think Sam, you see this-

1:54:37 Sephie: Yeah, I think I'm good, I think I'm good.

1:54:39 Brennan: You see he says,

1:54:39 Karl: So yeah.

1:54:41 Brennan: He says,

1:54:41 Karl: If it's good with Katja. Would you be okay if Sam and her and her family?

1:54:46 Katja: I'm so okay with Sam. The idea of you dating scares me because it means someone's replacing what's not even a slot in your life and that makes me question myself, but if I've learned anything it's that change can be scary, but it is good.

1:55:05 Brennan: He smiles and says,

1:55:05 Karl: You don't ever have to worry about anyone taking your place, okay?

1:55:11 Brennan: You see he smiles and says,

1:55:11 Karl: And you know, your life is, I want to say this too, kiddo. Your life is bigger than me, and it was wrong of me to ask you to come join my adventuring party. I've had a lot of time in the limelight, but too much by a lot of measures. I've gotten into scraps. I coulda called it a long time ago and I've had more fun than almost anyone I know. Your life is bigger than me, too. So if we can make sure that your friend, Sam, we got, oh you know what? That little ivy house. I've gotta talk to Lockwood. They got great, the sheets in there are great. I sometimes, I come back from adventuring with a little, I'll just crash in there. I kind of like the beds in there more than my bed, I tell you, but you'll be good there?

1:55:57 Sam: Oh yeah, definitely.

1:55:57 Karl: Well, great! Well then, we'll be a big old party. We'll have a big, old campfire. Oh, we get at a campfire. We have a couple campsites on the property so we can get that going.

1:56:07 Katja: I'm going to have a sister! (Persephone cheering) (players laughing)

1:56:13 Brennan: Amazing.

1:56:13 Penny: Can we move the whole Luckstone tiny stone and tiny lean-to just somewhere in the corner of your property?

1:56:22 Katja: I'm going to have 23 sisters! (group laughing) (players clapping)

1:56:28 Brennan: Incredible, incredible. Yes, you see the Luckstones all come over and they're like,

1:56:32 Bonnie Luckstone: Hey hon, okay, don't, play nice! Hey, so congratulations. Sweetie, we saw the Society of Shadows. Incredible, and you saved reality, that's amazing!

1:56:41 Penny: You saw that?

1:56:41 Bonnie: Yes. We are so, so proud.

1:56:43 Penny: Mom, but you were like, working this week I thought. You got my emails, right?

1:56:53 Bonnie: Honey, I get them all. Of course I did, of course I did.

1:56:58 Brennan: And you see she smiles. And you look at a lot of your younger siblings who look up and start cheering for you and saying,

1:57:06 Luckstones: Yay, Penny!

1:57:08 Brennan: And start to lift you up. And you see in a big pile of your siblings a lot of them turn to you and go,

1:57:18 Luckstones: Now that you're like, all grown up, you're gonna be out of the house adventuring.

1:57:21 Penny: Ah, oh...

1:57:23 Luckstones: We wanted to say something, too.

1:57:27 Penny: You can talk?

1:57:28 Brennan: Yes, your siblings can actually talk.

1:57:30 Becca: I'm just kidding, I know that.

1:57:31 Brennan: Katie looks at you and says. This is, no, not Kelly.

1:57:35 Becca: Kelly.

1:57:36 Brennan: Kelly's in the corner going,

1:57:36 Kelly: I didn't think it was that cool. (players laughing)

1:57:39 Penny: You're four, you don't know anything!

1:57:41 Brennan: You see Katie, your next oldest sibling says,

1:57:45 Katie: I wanted to say a couple of things which is just like, you were gone for a little while and I had a talk with Billy and a couple other people, like a couple of other of us sibs. We were thinking, like-

1:57:59 Penny: What is it, what is it?

1:58:00 Katie: We're all getting pretty old now and we were like, we should help out around the house more 'cause like, Mom and Dad are pretty stressed. And I wanted to ask your permission for something. I don't know if we ever tell you how much we look up to you. If it's like, treading on your toes or anything like that, or it's like, I don't want to do the thing that you want to do.

1:58:23 Penny: Wow, you sound like such a Zelda right now.

1:58:24 Katie: Sorry...

1:58:24 Penny: You didn't even ask yet.

1:58:27 Katie: I was just gonna say, um... (warm instrumental music)

1:58:30 Katie: I want to do more to help around the house, and I want to do more to make life easy for all of us and I was thinking that maybe one of the ways I could do that would be, I would have always been too scared to ask this before you, do you think I could transfer to Aguefort?

1:58:48 Penny: Oh, baby. Katie! I can hook you up, come here!

1:58:57 Becca: And I spin her around.

1:58:57 Brennan: And she gives you a big hug spinning around as Karl talks to the Luckstones and he's like,

1:59:01 Karl: We can move a house. I mean, I know guys, I know guys that can move a house.

1:59:06 Rekha: Pick up a whole fucking house.

1:59:07 Karl: (laughs) Okay, I know guys that move a house.

1:59:08 Rekha: Like a pancake and move it.

1:59:08 Becca: No, and the giant stone.

1:59:13 Brennan: Your siblings come up to you. Corsica, Prospero, Ulysses, Ajax are all here. You see Corsica looks at you and says,

1:59:23 Corsica: [exhales sharply] What the hell, Ant?

1:59:23 Antiope: Yo, right? (Becca laughs)

1:59:27 Corsica: Did you kill a Ministry official?

1:59:28 Antiope: I killed the shit out of her.

1:59:33 Brennan: You see your mom and dad walk up. Your mom, Athena looks at you. (soft instrumental music)

1:59:47 Antiope: No, I'm gonna talk first, Mom. (players gasp)

1:59:51 Antiope: I love you so much, and everything you guys did for me was what you thought was best and I get it. And maybe I wasn't always my best for you, but I appreciate you. Also, Charity sucks so much she almost stabbed me to death, and then I did a murder on her and you would have been so proud.

2:00:14 Brennan: Your mom looks at you, having spoken first, looks over at Hector and says,

2:00:23 Athena: I don't, I don't have a response to that.

2:00:26 Brennan: And you see your dad looks at you and she smiles and your dad says-

2:00:31 Becca: Please have him be jogging in place.

2:00:33 Aabria: No, is he in normal clothes?

2:00:33 Brennan: He's in normal clothes.

2:00:36 Aabria: Oh my God.

2:00:36 Brennan: He's dressed for graduation and he's dressed up, he looks nice.

2:00:38 Rekha: Not like a tuxedo T-shirt?

2:00:38 Sephie: Oh my God.

2:00:40 Brennan: You see your dad and your mom both look at you and say,

2:00:45 Hector: We thought we wanted, I thought I knew everything that was best for you in life, and your father and I delivered you to the hands of a monster, and I will not forgive myself for that nor let myself...

2:01:07 Brennan: And you see your mom cries here and you see she goes,

2:01:13 Athena: Leadership is very hard. And when you're leading a family you don't ever want to let people know when you're uncertain because they're depending on you to know what the right thing to do is. And when you have a little girl who seems lost, you just want to feel like you have all the answers for her.

2:01:38 Antiope: It's hard to be a leader, and you did your best, but you just gotta trust that the people you're leading also know what they're doing and can be there to rally around you.

2:01:50 Brennan: She picks you up and she just hugs you and says,

2:01:52 Athena: I'm so sorry, and you are so brave and clever and cunning and brilliant, brilliant, my brilliant daughter I love with all my heart.

2:02:02 Brennan: And you see your dad just embraces the both of you and says,

2:02:06 Hector: So proud of you.

2:02:08 Athena: Y'all, we have been arbitrators and foot soldiers of institutional violence for a while, and that's whole other conversation we're gonna have to have but this is good right now.

2:02:18 Erika: Yeah, Danielle says,

2:02:18 Danielle: I love you.

2:02:20 Antiope: I love you!

2:02:22 Brennan: You see that your mom and dad look and see your dad says like,

2:02:27 Hector: We saw the video of what Charity, we saw the incredible Sam. Your friend Sam is so talented. We saw the viral video, amazing.

2:02:37 Antiope: Oh yeah, she crushed it.

2:02:39 Hector: Countering that spell, incredible.

2:02:40 Brennan: You see he says,

2:02:40 Hector: Those were Solesian soldiers doing that, and that's unacceptable.

2:02:48 Brennan: And your mother looks at you and says,

2:02:53 Athena: After we celebrate your incredible accomplishment,

2:02:58 Brennan: And you see she looks over at Hector, and Hector looks at you and says,

2:03:02 Hector: And perhaps one of the most important, I would say historic additions to the legacy of the Jones family.

2:03:14 Brennan: She says,

2:03:14 Athena: You and me are gonna sit down. I'm gonna make us some tea, we're gonna get some snacks and we are going to plot out how we carve the rot out of Solace.

2:03:27 Antiope: Okay, I'd like that. (sniffles) Now I want to talk about unions, and I just give a little.

2:03:32 Brennan: (laughs) You look over at Ostentatia. You look over and see your Nonna comes over. You see Nonna goes,

2:03:41 Nonna: Hello, this is Nonna.

2:03:44 Antiope: Yeah, Nonna!

2:03:45 Aabria: I'm trying to get in the back of that.

2:03:46 Nonna: I am here with-

2:03:47 Ostentatia: Nonna, put it down, I'm underage!

2:03:49 Brennan: She says,

2:03:49 Nonna: What, okay,

2:03:49 Brennan: Beep, and says,

2:03:52 Nonna: You are so beautiful, you graduate, (smooches) graduate early.

2:03:58 Brennan: You see your mom and dad walk over, and you see your mom says,

2:04:03 Lucia Wallace: Sweetheart, incredible, incredible.

2:04:07 Ostentatia: Thanks, Mommy.

2:04:07 Lucia: My little genius. What, we have a egghead in the family graduating early, my little academic superstar.

2:04:12 Ostentatia: Who you calling an egghead?

2:04:15 Lucia: It's a compliment, I'm giving you a hard time.

2:04:17 Ostentatia: I look fucking incredible.

2:04:17 Lucia: You look gorgeous.

2:04:21 Brennan: You see your dad says,

2:04:23 Carmine: I can't believe you saved all of creation, huh? That's my girl! How you doing, you used those gems?

2:04:30 Ostentatia: Mm-hmm.

2:04:30 Carmine: I'm glad. I'm glad, sweetheart.

2:04:33 Brennan: You see he looks around and says,

2:04:37 Carmine: Listen, we can talk about it later, but now that you're graduated, you know, there's some houses we've been looking at in Ashgrove and other places that might be a little smaller, you know? It's less, we don't need a huge house anymore. And you know, we'll talk about it another time, but you know, there's not a lot of mithral work anymore and um...

2:05:04 Ostentatia: Have you looked recently?

2:05:07 Carmine: What do you mean, looked recently?

2:05:10 Ostentatia: For mithral...

2:05:12 Carmine: Oh, well, this region, you know, this is not, I mean, the odds that there would be mithral just here in this climate, this part of the world. You know, we kinda know where most of the veins of mithral are.

2:05:23 Izzy: Uh-huh, I cast Commune With the City.

2:05:28 Brennan: A profound, gargantuan vein of pure mithral is running underneath some of the suburban area over by the highway. Like, a profound, profound amount of mithral is there.

2:05:48 Ostentatia: But either way, you know, I thought maybe we could start a new project together. First of all, I don't know why we would buy a house. We should make one. Everything we make is amazing.

2:06:01 Brennan: He smiles and looks at you and says,

2:06:01 Carmine: I agree, sweetie.

2:06:04 Ostentatia: And I feel like, yeah, I feel like we could start up a new union if we want.

2:06:15 Carmine: What kind of union are you, what do you mean, start up a union, sweetie?

2:06:20 Ostentatia: So there were these cops... (Aabria laughing)

2:06:23 Carmine: Uh-huh.

2:06:25 Ostentatia: That were trying to kill us.

2:06:25 Carmine: Oh, shit.

2:06:27 Ostentatia: And like, I feel like you would be a really good union head for adventurers.

2:06:35 Brennan: He sort of looks here. He smiles. He smiles and looks at you and says,

2:06:47 Carmine: I know a lot about the mithral business and I know a lot about organizing a union and protecting your workers, but I don't know too much about adventuring.

2:07:03 Ostentatia: Ipso flipso.

2:07:07 Carmine: You know, maybe Carmine doesn't have to be the only Wallace that's looking out for the family.

2:07:16 Rekha: Hm.

2:07:18 Brennan: And here he touches your arm and goes,

2:07:21 Carmine: You're strong, kid. I'm sorry that I made that about me. You're not just allowed to protect this family, it's beautiful that you protect this family, and I'm proud of you for doing that.

2:07:40 Ostentatia: I'm strong 'cause of you.

2:07:43 Brennan: He gives you a huge hug. He says,

2:07:48 Carmine: Yeah.

2:07:48 Brennan: He's like,

2:07:48 Carmine: Crack the books open. We can talk to some organizers, some people. It's long overdue that there was an adventurer's union here.

2:07:58 Brennan: You see Tectonya and Arthur both look over and say,

2:08:00 Tectonya and Arthur: Oh, a lot of people who have talked about that have been killed in the past.

2:08:04 Brennan: And you see he says,

2:08:04 Carmine: All right, so we gotta be a little dangerous to fly under the radar, that's okay. (Rekha chuckles)

2:08:11 Brennan: You see he says,

2:08:11 Carmine: We can get a conversation started. Dwarves are good at starting things underground, you know? (players laughing)

2:08:18 Brennan: And he smiles and actually starts talking to you about, like, he gets excited. He starts talking to you about the basics of doing that and then stops and says,

2:08:26 Carmine: Wait, you mentioned something about mithral, checking for mithral under the town?

2:08:30 Ostentatia: Oh yeah, you should look.

2:08:30 Brennan: (laughs) Amazing. We cut away from the Wallace family to the Hempstock-Barkstock-Barksdale family. Your two moms approach you, smiling, and say, Alyria/Winona: Ah, my darling sweetie, you did so well. Alyria/Winona: So proud of you, my cactus flower, you did so good.

2:08:54 Danielle: Yeah, 'cause we're all great. I um, if possible, have chilled out even more. (players laughing) Alyria/Winona: Oh sweetheart, that's honestly concerning. I find that fully, fully concerning. (warm instrumental music) Alyria/Winona: How are you feeling, sweetie, at the end of all of this?

2:09:20 Danielle: I… I feel… Good. I feel good and I feel like… It's very difficult.

2:09:36 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

2:09:38 Erika: It takes, she fully sits there for like a minute.

2:09:42 Brennan: Yeah.

2:09:43 Erika: You can hear the wind rustling.

2:09:44 Danielle: Um… I, I, I think that maybe conviction and power and selflessness might be, uh, it might be sometimes I can be a little selfish, you know? I mean, it's okay for me to be a little selfish. Can you excuse me for a second? I gotta talk to a friend of mine. Alyria/Winona: Sure, yes, darling.

2:10:14 Erika: And I walk over to Zelda.

2:10:14 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

2:10:17 Danielle: Hey, um...

2:10:17 Zelda: Hey.

2:10:20 Danielle: How you doing?

2:10:23 Aabria: Hmm.

2:10:24 Zelda: How am I doing?

2:10:27 Danielle: Yeah, well… I'm sorry, that was a bit of a deflection. I'm sorry for… This is hard, I'm still learning, I'm sorry. Um, (sighs) did you really mean what you said all when I was a tree?

2:10:54 Zelda: (sighs) I think you love your… I don't want it to be true, but I'm scared that it is. We saved the universe and the world so we don't, maybe I'm just stupid, I don't know.

2:11:17 Danielle: Hey, don't you say mean things about my friend, okay?

2:11:26 Zelda: When I said it, did any part of it feel true to you?

2:11:29 Danielle: Oh yeah, it totally resonated. You have this total gift for like-

2:11:34 Zelda: Feel it!

2:11:37 Brennan: And you see she screams at you and says,

2:11:41 Zelda: Don't academically deconstruct yourself! I said some mean shit, I was hurt!

2:11:49 Danielle: Yeah. (Aabria cheers)

2:11:53 Danielle: That kinda sucked, and it really felt kinda bad.

2:11:57 Zelda: To who, who did it feel bad to?

2:11:59 Danielle: To me, Danielle.

2:12:01 Zelda: Yeah, to you, Danielle, my friend. I'm sorry, and I meant it, and it was mean and it sucked and it was bad and we're friends.

2:12:12 Danielle: Yeah, I love you so much, but that really hurt my feelings and it was pretty shitty. And then last year the other time when Ostentatia dated bird boy and stuff even though I told her that I liked him first and so I got sloppy seconds, that was shit!

2:12:32 Erika: And we see roots cracking the ground.

2:12:35 Brennan: Yeah, she's like,

2:12:35 Zelda: Come here, come here!

2:12:37 Danielle: Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?

2:12:38 Brennan: And she gets a rock and she comes over and she points and it's a graduation so there's a lot of students. You see a bunch of the other junior druid students are there and she goes like,

2:12:46 Zelda: Hey you fucking assholes, it was rude as hell not to invite Danielle to that fucking druid thing!

2:12:53 Danielle: Yeah, my God! That was so shitty of you! You coulda texted me at least once! And I might have said no. I probably would have said no!

2:13:07 Katja: This bitch could turn into a tree!

2:13:08 Antiope: Yo!

2:13:09 Erika: And like, the crackling root system goes. (crackles)

2:13:14 Brennan: The roots shoot out towards them. Druids (screams) panic and flee.

2:13:18 Danielle: Fuck you!

2:13:20 Katja: Fuck you, fuck you! (players screaming)

2:13:23 Penny: We killed gods!

2:13:26 Brennan: And Zelda sweeps you up and weeps and puts her face into your neck and goes-

2:13:29 Danielle: Aw.

2:13:31 Brennan: That "fuck you" opened something in Danielle.

2:13:35 Zelda: (sighs contentedly) It feels so good to just be like, some people were rude to you and there was no other cosmic dimension to it than that, and you can tell them to go fuck themselves and it feels good and it heals a part of the world. The part of the world that it heals is just your own heart.

2:13:57 Danielle: Man, everything's in balance.

2:14:00 Brennan: (laughs) And Zelda kisses you on your cheeks.

2:14:01 Aabria: Hold on, can I run over, you go.

2:14:03 Brennan: Yeah, I'm sorry, yeah, go for it.

2:14:04 Rekha: I was gonna do that, I was gonna put her ponytails down. Yeah, she puts them, she puts it, Katja's like. (group laughing)

2:14:12 Aabria: I want to run over after you've had that moment, and I took a little jasmine from the carpet.

2:14:18 Erika: Aw.

2:14:18 Aabria: When it originally ran down and I want to druidcraft it so it's alive again and hand it to you and say,

2:14:22 Antiope: You did it, you felt it. I'm so proud of you.

2:14:26 Aabria: And I give you a kiss on the cheek and run away.

2:14:27 Erika: Aw.

2:14:27 Becca: Can I grab everybody and kind of pull everybody's hands in?

2:14:32 Penny: Hey, Maidens.

2:14:32 Sam: Yeah.

2:14:35 Penny: I feel like there's one thing that we all need to say to each other. I think you know what it is.

2:14:42 Katja: Is it-

2:14:42 Penny: I fucking love you!

2:14:44 Maidens: I fucking love you!

2:14:46 Zelda: Fucking love you!

2:14:46 Katja: I fucking love you!

2:14:49 Brennan: As you all in a circle start saying, "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you" we see the announcement of your graduation from Arthur and Tectonya. Mortarboards fly into the air in a chorus of, "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you."

2:15:05 All: I love you.

2:15:06 Brennan: A mortarboard passes in front of the camera and that is all for "Dimension 20: The Seven."

2:15:14 Katja: Cinnamon, hit those turntables! (Brennan mimics record scratching)

2:15:18 Brennan: Smash, bam, bam, smash, smash.

2:15:20 Ostentatia: Oh, this slaps.

2:15:20 Becca: Horse dancing!