NPCs · first: SW E1
Ted
Ted is a human, as Van Helsing says, who apparently works in the dining hall SWE1·00:53:23 SWE1·00:56:56. Seven bites him, and he runs shouting "Kill, kill. Murder." SWE1·00:44:05. He calls Seven "my queen" SWE1·00:42:45.
Ted is the dining hall worker bitten by Seven and brought back by her spell, later seen dancing outside the dining hall SWE1·00:44:05 SWE1·01:33:04. A familiar voice named Teddy announces the dining hall closing, and the show does not say whether it is Ted SWE1·01:30:10. In the second episode a different, newborn Teddy works in the dining hall with a "1,000-mile stare" SWE2·01:17:29, does not know the group SWE2·01:18:02, says "I'm the 14th" SWE2·01:20:30, and was born yesterday in the basement SWE2·01:23:12 SWE2·01:23:22. Tuti says "He's the 14th, he's not the first" SWE2·01:23:00. Gabe first calls his death "Like a human", then his body melts into purple and green goop SWE2·01:25:54 SWE2·01:29:36. In the third episode Drusille saw Teddy "Very gray", and Seven wonders if all the Teddies hatched SWE3·00:33:44 SWE3·01:10:26.
By episode
SW E1: The Club Fair
- Ted — human ("He's a human" — Van Helsing 00:53:23); apparently works in the dining hall (Tuti: "Ted, I think you might've lost your job." — 00:56:56); bitten by Seven, runs shouting "Kill, kill. Murder." — 00:44:05; calls Seven "my queen" — 00:42:45; brought back by her spell, later seen dancing outside the dining hall — 01:33:04.
- Teddy — a "familiar voice" announcing "Dining hall's closing" — 01:30:10, later hands out notes — 01:34:20. [UNCLEAR] whether Teddy is Ted; the show does not say.
SW E2: Quandary on the Quad
- Teddy (speaker label "Teddy"; card text Ted / resident normie — 01:17:37) — a worker at the dining hall counter with a "1,000-mile stare" — 01:17:29–01:17:41; "Who are you?" — 01:18:02; "I'm the 14th." — 01:20:30; "Yesterday." (when born) — 01:23:12; "In the basement." — 01:23:22; a narc about Megan's ferment storage — 01:24:12–01:24:27; dies "Like a human" — 01:25:54. Other Teddys are in pods (below).