NPCs · first: SW E1
Cleets
Cleets, Cleetus of the Henry Clan on the card, is tall and towering at about six nine, in a red flannel, and Van Helsing's cousin SWE1·01:13:05 SWE1·01:12:59. He says "I genuinely love trains." and that he likes older women SWE1·01:13:28 SWE1·01:14:25. His type is "Strong" SWE1·01:14:06.
Cleets is a strong, gentle student who courts Tuti through the week. In the second episode he lifts her like a cheerleader, offers to win her a carnival prize, and is heard saying he is into her SWE2·00:17:10 SWE2·00:19:07 SWE2·00:19:54. He plays Frisbee and hip-checks Terry SWE2·01:05:00.
In the third episode he texts that he is ready for the carnival date and tells Tuti the Frisbee prize he won was an hour-long massage, with magical rejuvenating pits SWE3·00:23:34 SWE3·00:36:11. He explains "Cleets is a nickname" SWE3·00:40:47 and says he is trying to reinvent himself: "New year, new me" SWE3·00:40:32. He smells Kevin's soil, saying it is not good, and panics and drowns the vine SWE3·00:39:53 SWE3·00:42:27.
In the finale he watches a film with Tuti and Jadwiga SWE4·00:25:04. When Tuti says she is dating around, he says "No" SWE4·01:18:41 and asks why she was not up front SWE4·01:19:05. Later he says "I don't think we can be friends" SWE4·01:36:15, followed by a truce SWE4·01:36:27.
By episode
SW E1: The Club Fair
- Cleets (Cleetus "Cleets," of the Henry Clan on the card 01:13:05) — "tall, towering ... about six nine," red flannel; "Van Helsing's cousin" — 01:12:59; "I genuinely love trains." — 01:13:28; type is "Strong" — 01:14:06; "I do." like older women — 01:14:25.
SW E2: Quandary on the Quad
- Cleets — in the Quad with Yui: "Hey Tuti." — 00:14:29; "Oh, can I pick you up?" — 00:17:10; lifts her like a cheerleader and spins her; "Hey, I didn't see a thing. / Unless you wanted me to." — 00:18:48; carnival: "I mean, I could win for you." — 00:19:07; Cleets, heard as she runs off: "I think I'm into her." — 00:19:54. Frisbee player; hip-checks Terry — 01:05:00; wears "a purple flannel" at the clothes swap — 01:58:38. Van Helsing is called "Cleets' cousin" by Tuti — 02:07:02.
SW E3: Parents' Weekend
- Cleets / Cleetus — the transcript labels him "Cleetus" and "Cleets"; he explains "Cleets is a nickname." — 00:40:47; text: "I'm ready to do the carnival special date, if you're still interested." — 00:23:34; won the Frisbee prize: "So we actually got an hour long massage." — 00:36:11; "I read it in a book." — 00:36:26, then "the vice dean told me about it." — 00:36:47; the Vice Dean "was his plant head. I think I think it's fine." (Gabe, as Cleetus) — 00:36:56; smells Kevin's soil: "It's not good soil." — 00:39:53; "I'm kind of trying to reinvent myself. New year, new me." — 00:40:32; panics and drowns the vine: "I panicked. What was I supposed-" — 00:42:27; fetches "a large container of pesticide" — 01:48:45; later: "Not really, but I'm just here for a good time." — 01:52:36; "You're all kind of small." — 01:52:43. Gabe on Cleets's skill: "all of you do know someone who is very good at plants, and has planting as a hobby. Cleets." — 00:24:27.
SW E4: Van Helsing's Party
- Cleets / Cleetus — "That's valid. Yeah, sure." — 00:17:28; "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." — 00:25:04; "No." (to dating around) — 01:18:41; "Why didn't you just be up front about this beforehand?" — 01:19:05; Van Helsing's cousin — 01:09:11; "I don't think we can be friends." — 01:36:15; truce — 01:36:27. In a black leather jacket and skinny jeans — 01:16:55.