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Jaysohn
Jaysohn is a scrappy little stoat with strawberry-blond hair always askew and a gap tooth he loves to spit through, and his card reads Karate Boy. BE E1·00:05:07 BE E1·00:04:56 Auntie Beatrix looks after him and Lila when their mother Tula is busy. BE E1·00:03:59 He jumps off the highest rock in the warren to do a cool trick, and Lila punches him up in the air. BE E1·00:04:42 BE E1·00:08:15
Jaysohn is Tula's son and Lila's brother. BE E1·00:03:59 In the dust he takes eleven damage and bleeds from nose and ear, and Tula heals him. BE E1·01:26:46 BE E1·01:29:15 He then leads the family to high ground with a Survival check of 28. BE E1·01:35:36 In the bear he dives in after Ava, kills a chipmunk with a critical hit and, after a natural 20 Wisdom save, bites blue flesh, after which Aabria says he will level up. BE E2·00:34:14 BE E2·01:11:56 BE E2·01:33:40 BE E2·01:34:27
At Last Bast he follows the smell of meat to the rabbit pen and runs after the elk hunt, saying he has found his people. BE E4·00:11:03 BE E4·00:34:16 He takes Thorn's secret scouting task and refuses to become a Beacon. BE E5·00:37:02 BE E5·00:59:04 He tells Sybil "I'm in love with you." BE E5·02:11:29 He leads the family through the vents and is shocked for seven damage by a stolen cattle prod. BE E6·01:45:05 BE E6·02:00:11 He fails his Wisdom save at the reactor pit and sprints for the centre until Thorn's Thorn Whip pulls him back. BE E6·02:14:18 BE E6·02:18:29
In the pit fight he lifts Lila clear of the water with his astral arms and tears out the Pope's throat for Sybil. BE E7·00:05:18 BE E7·01:24:09 In the same turn he runs to Silence and hits them with a sneak attack for 44 damage, and Aabria says they were already dead. BE E7·01:25:03 BE E7·01:25:20 BE E7·01:25:44 Afterward he throws the Pope's miter into the pit, saying "We don't need the hat." BE E8·00:36:53 He asks Ava what it is like to be dead. BE E8·01:06:17 Under Phoebe's command Tula attacks him and leaves him at fourteen hit points, and the blast later drops him. BE E10·00:57:38 BE E10·01:25:13 He wakes asking "Did we do it?" BE E10·01:26:58 In the epilogue he joins Resource Allocation and skips Education. BE E10·01:48:48
Character sheet — Burrow's End
Burrow's End sheet of Jaysohn (played by Siobhan Thompson). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Athletics: +8 BE E7·00:06:06—
- Intimidation: +0 BE E9·00:37:58—
- Perception: +7 BE E1·00:19:11—
- Persuasion: +0 BE E9·00:38:34—
- Survival: +9 BE E9·00:39:40+8 BE E4·00:29:05+7 BE E1·01:30:43—
Saving throws
- Intelligence: -1 BE E6·01:59:43—
Features
- Karate Boy — Title on the character card, next to Monk (Astral Self). BE E1·00:05:17
- Bleeding nose and ear — Fails a Constitution save with disadvantage (8) against the unnatural wind and takes 11 damage; a trickle of blood from nose and ear follows (the DM's narration). Tula heals 11 with Lay on Hands. BE E1·01:26:16 BE E1·01:26:46 BE E1·01:28:46 BE E1·01:29:15
- Ki points — Spends a ki point in a bonus action to activate the Arms of the Astral Self. BE E2·00:34:43
- Arms of the Astral Self — Activated as a bonus action with a ki point; he tries to grapple a chipmunk right after. BE E2·00:34:43
- Wisdom for Strength saves (Arms) — Asks to use a Wisdom throw because he has his arms; the DM allows it and the Strength save is rolled as Wisdom, result nine. Bless's d4 was offered by Tula before the roll and is not part of the stated bonus. BE E2·00:42:52 BE E2·00:43:03
- Primal Savagery — Attack 14 hits; he asks whether damage is Primal Savagery plus modifier, the DM says yes, 11 damage. The other stoats at the table use the same attack. BE E2·01:11:35
- Bonus-action attack without ki — Chooses a regular bonus attack instead of spending a ki point. BE E2·01:11:51
- Inspiration — The DM gives him inspiration for the wildest ask, a rules argument that a forest means no difficult terrain. BE E2·01:06:03
- Bite of blue flesh — Bites a piece of flesh; it goes blue in his hand with a connection to the Blue. The DM says he is going to level up. Whose flesh it is is not said. Afterwards the DM says he looks better than he has ever looked. BE E2·01:34:14 BE E2·01:34:27 BE E2·01:40:41
- Prone — Falls prone in the cough on the failed Strength save (rolled as Wisdom, nine) and takes no damage because he is coated in blood. BE E2·00:43:16
- Reach of the Arms: 10 feet — Brings out the Arms as a bonus action; they glow blue and give a 10-foot range. BE E6·01:50:27
- Thunder damage from the cattle prod — Tries to zap the body with the cattle prod, fails the Intelligence saving throw (die three, total four) and takes seven points; hair stands up and an ear bleeds. He hides it from Tula with Deception 10. BE E6·01:59:50 BE E6·02:00:11 BE E6·02:00:33
- Failed Wisdom save in the puzzle room — Rolls 14 against DC 16 and fails; sprints toward the center of the puzzle. BE E6·02:14:03 BE E6·02:14:18
- Two attacks — Attacks twice in his Attack action (says he still has his two attacks when slowed later in the fight); first attack 14 with disadvantage in fog, second misses. BE E7·00:28:49
- Attack bonus +8 (Arms) — Attack with disadvantage in fog: die 6 plus 8 = 14; the bonus 8 is spoken. BE E7·00:28:41
- Flurry of Blows — Uses it as a bonus action after a hit; 23 on the first Flurry strike, then attacks again. BE E7·00:29:03 BE E7·00:29:33
- Sneak Attack — Uses sneak attack on a hit against Kiran: 18 plus 5, 23 damage. BE E7·00:29:12 BE E7·00:29:24
- Stunning Strike — Used with the sneak attack, DC 16 Strength saving throw; the target makes the save. BE E7·00:29:12 BE E7·00:29:18
- Fear of Speaker — Rolls a one on the Wisdom saving throw against Speaker's fear; cannot go closer to that stoat but can still hit the one in front of him. BE E7·00:43:08 BE E7·00:51:06
- Slow — Raises his hand for failing the DC 16 save; the DM describes the Slow spell (speed halved, -2 to AC and Dex saves, no reactions) to 'three of you'. He is then told that on his turn he has an action or a bonus action, not both. BE E7·00:50:24 BE E7·00:51:19
- Slow ends — A failed concentration check ends the Slow spell: everyone under it feels themselves pull up to full speed. BE E7·01:07:17
- Jump — Says he can jump 14 feet high. BE E9·01:23:07
- Attack bonus +9 — Attack with advantage: 17 plus nine, 26; plus four more, 30. Nobody says what the extra four is (Bless had been cast on the kids earlier in the episode, but no one ties the four to it). Two attacks are made. BE E10·01:00:20
- Stunning Strike DC 17 — Two Stunning Strikes tried on the two hits; DC 17 Constitution save; neither stuns. BE E10·01:01:10 BE E10·01:01:16
- Deflect Missile — Catches a bullet: reduces the damage by 1d10 plus nine; does not throw it back because few ki points are left. BE E10·01:02:42 BE E10·01:02:52
- Uncanny Dodge — Names it before the fireball: has Uncanny Dodge but only four hit points. BE E10·01:25:13
- Ki points recharge — The Blue's pulse gives the effects of a long rest to all abilities except hit points; Siobhan notes he gets his ki points back and the DM confirms. BE E10·01:07:40
- Hit points after Tula's attack — Hit points go from 81 to 14 after 67 damage from Tula (the DM: 14 hit points left); not a maximum. 81 is 76 plus the five temporary hit points of the Motivational Speech, derived. BE E10·00:57:33 BE E10·00:57:38
- Temporary hit points lost — Says he has advantage on the first attack because he lost his temporary hit points. They come from Thorn's Motivational Speech: five temporary hit points, and advantage on the next attack after taking damage. BE E10·01:00:20 BE E10·00:26:24
- Dropped to four hit points and unmoving — Has four hit points before the blast; the DM sees him slumped and unmoving on top of the monster. Ava casts Spare the Dying and Tula pours healing in; he wakes asking whether they did it. BE E10·01:25:13 BE E10·01:25:37 BE E10·01:26:14 BE E10·01:26:58
- Epilogue: Resource Allocation — Siobhan's epilogue for Jaysohn: he joins Resource Allocation and sidesteps Education; the DM answers with approval. BE E10·01:48:48
Items
- Strawberry — Ava gives him a dried strawberry; he eats it ('The seeds are really crunchy'); Tula thanks someone for it, whom is not said. BE E1·01:41:27 BE E1·01:43:21 BE E1·01:43:33
- Egg — Finds an egg up a tree and carries it down; the Acrobatics roll is a natural one with disadvantage, the egg drops and breaks. BE E3·01:23:59 BE E3·01:24:14
- Egg — lost: the egg hits the ground and he punches through it. BE E3·01:24:29
- Mint leaf — Teedles breaks off a piece of leaf, a gift from Olliver, and puts it in his hand; he eats it. BE E5·00:43:35 BE E5·00:44:12
- Cattle prod — Asks his mother whether he can have the weapon; at the later moment he mimes holding the cattle prod. BE E6·01:56:39 BE E6·01:58:58
- Cattle prod — Tula asks to hold the lightning gun and he says yes. BE E6·02:00:47 BE E6·02:00:51
- Cattle prod — lost: Tula takes it from him and smashes it to bits. BE E6·02:00:54 BE E6·02:00:59
- Strawberry — Ava gives him another strawberry; it turns to dust as it leaves her hand, since it had been in the Blue. He never gets it. BE E7·01:26:36 BE E7·01:26:44
- The Stoat Pope's hat — Takes the magical hat and throws it into the hole; it hits the water, flashes bright blue and is consumed. BE E8·00:36:48 BE E8·00:36:55
By episode
BE E1: The Red Warren
- Card: "Karate Boy", he/him, Monk / Astral Self, Level 4; AC 19, Str 13, Dex 19 (caption; frame OCR reads "dexterity eighteen"), Con 15, Int 9, Wis 20, Cha 11 — 00:04:56, 00:05:17
- Looks: "a scrappy little lad, kind of strawberry blond, hair always askew, little gap tooth that he loves to spit through" — 00:05:07
- Jumps off the highest rock in the warren for "a cool trick" (Acrobatics 21) and is punched upward by Lila — 00:04:42, 00:05:54
- Tries to grapple her (attack roll 12) and they wrestle: "That's not fair! It's cheating!" — 00:08:48
- Says "Dad would've let us stay up." — 00:08:54; Lila: "It's also not true. Dad wouldn't let us stay up." — 00:09:11
- Asks if the story can have blood: "Okay, but can the story have lots of blood in it?" — 00:09:36
- Invents the Blue: "I think it's like, there was a monster." — 00:14:12; admits "I'm just making it up." — 00:14:26
- Perception with disadvantage 15 (8 + 7), then wakes to Lila's return and asks for jerky — 00:19:11, 00:19:36
- Bursts in on the adults: "I'll fight them!" — 01:00:02
- Climbs a tree away from the group; Constitution save 8, takes 11 damage, bleeds from nose and ear; Tula heals 11 — 01:26:16, 01:26:46, 01:28:46, 01:29:15
- Perception with advantage 24 to see if climbing helps: "No, look, the smoke is going down! We should go up!" — 01:29:05
- Leads the group to high ground: Survival with advantage "Survival plus 7, so 25… 28" — 01:35:36
- Ava gives him a strawberry; "The seeds are really crunchy." — 01:43:21; Tula: "I've only ever seen one stoat run that fast." — 01:43:46; Jaysohn: "Dad!" — 01:43:50
BE E2: Bearing the Scars
- Card: "Karate Boy", he/him, Monk / Astral Self, Level 4; armor class nineteen, strength thirteen, dexterity eighteen, constitution fifteen, intelligence nine, wisdom twenty, charisma eleven — 00:33:22
- Opening line from the player: "All my friends are dead." — 00:02:10; Jaysohn: "My mom's my friend." — 00:02:20
- Hides in a tree (Stealth 19): "In a rare moment of quiet, Jaysohn has disappeared." — 00:10:05, 00:10:06; "It's kind of nice up here." — 00:11:20; "I think a bird used to live up here." — 00:11:23
- Wants to hunt birds: "I think I could do it." — 00:12:18
- To Lila's complaint: "She really wants to know. She talks about it all the time." — 00:13:19; of their father: "He's so dead." — 00:13:42
- Tells Viola the first sign of the Blue: "Auntie V, you turned blue." — 00:22:54
- Perception 19 hears a thump behind him: "There's something behind me." — 00:24:57, 00:25:12
- First mini placed; he dives into the bear through an open wound shouting "Grandma!" and uses a ki point for Arms of the Astral Self; grapple attempt: "I rolled a critical failure." — 00:34:14, 00:34:43, 00:35:13
- Falls prone in the cough (Strength save made as a Wisdom save, 9) — 00:42:52, 00:43:03, 00:43:16
- Kills a chipmunk with a bonus-action attack that is a crit; Siobhan: "I stand up and then, like, jump fully on its back, all four claws into its belly, and I bite its neck." — 01:11:56, 01:12:19
- Intimidation 13 after the kill; opportunity attack for 13 damage as the other chipmunk flees — 01:12:37, 01:13:40
- Wisdom save natural 20: "I'm just thinking about having a little bite." — 01:33:22, 01:33:40; bites the flesh: "Guys, you should try this, it's pretty good." — 01:34:08, 01:34:25; Aabria: "You're gonna level up." — 01:34:27
- Aabria afterwards: "Jaysohn looks better than he's ever looked." — 01:40:41
- Told to get the "stuff" out of his mouth by Ava — 01:41:52; finds Viola and Thorn: "I think they might be dead." — 01:44:03; asks his mother: "Can you do that blue hand thing?" — 01:44:17
- Up a tree at dusk: "I'm up a tree!" — 01:53:06
- Aabria gives Siobhan inspiration "for making the wildest ask" (a rules argument that the forest means no difficult terrain for Thorn) — 01:05:55, 01:06:03
BE E3: A Second Sun
- Card: "Karate Boy", he/him, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 1; armor class eighteen, strength thirteen, dexterity twenty, constitution sixteen, intelligence nine, wisdom sixteen, charisma eleven — 01:07:31
- Asleep across a bear claw; "Yeah, it's Jaysohn dirt. Dirt for Jaysohn." — 00:02:47; twitches in his sleep and a fist swings past Viola — 00:23:21, 00:23:39
- Hugs Lila after Tula's shout; "No!" — 01:04:21, 01:04:26; "But I am! I'm here to defend you! I'll beat 'em all up!" — 01:05:00
- "Well, but we killed a bear, though. We can tell people we killed a bear." — 01:05:22
- "Well I'm not going to babysit them." — 01:06:52
- Jumps on Teedles: "Can you fight? Are you good at fighting?" — 01:07:22; attack 18 — 01:07:31; "They're not very good at fighting." — 01:07:38; Thorn distracts him: "Oh, a leaf!" — 01:07:51
- Moving tree: "I get it, you just make a thing that's as big as a thing and then you get inside of it, and then you're in the thing." — 01:18:29; "And it fights!" — 01:18:37
- Goes up a tree; brings an egg: "I found an egg." — 01:23:59; Acrobatics natural 1 with disadvantage; the egg breaks — 01:24:14, 01:24:29
- To Tula: "Really? I don't understand it at all. But she's really clever." — 01:27:38
- Wisdom save 19; remembers a "floodlight" or "sun" behind him when he fights in his astral self focus; "We have to look behind us. We have to look directly behind us." — 01:27:51, 01:27:53, 01:28:36
- "No, I'm not afraid of it. I'm not afraid, I'll fight it." — 01:46:17
- "I'm sorry, Mum." — 01:48:58; "You don't have to be brave. I can be brave for you." — 01:49:10; "I learned how to be brave from you." — 01:49:15
- "Oh, I'll race them." (his cousins) — 01:50:40; "Grandma's so strong." — 01:52:22
- "But I like jumping off of rocks!" — 01:55:20; "But I have to like it the most." — 01:55:45
BE E4: Last Bast
- Card: "Karate Boy", he/him, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 1; armor class eighteen, strength thirteen, dexterity twenty, constitution sixteen, intelligence nine, wisdom sixteen, charisma eleven — 00:09:31
- "Okay, but I'm hungry." — 00:08:53; refuses, then bites the rock: "Okay, I'll bite the rock!" — 00:09:18; "It tastes bad. It tastes bad. It tastes like a rock." — 00:10:01
- Follows a scent: "I start floating off the ground following the scent." — 00:11:03; "They have food in there, come on, let's just go. I'm so hungry." — 00:11:23; speed: "My speed is 40." — 00:17:17
- "But I'm too hungry to even jump off a rock." — 00:18:06
- Perception 17 at the fence — 00:21:20
- "Mom, please. Please, can I eat a rabbit, please?" — 00:22:20; "Mom, not everything is bad." — 00:22:47
- On the disease story: "Disease in the warren? Then they're not gonna want us, because we're sick. We're not sick." — 00:30:55; Aabria: "is this what respect feels like?" — 00:31:06
- Survival (he has "an eight to survival") with advantage; "I crit." — 00:29:05, 00:30:05; sees the elk hunt: "I... I think I found my people." — 00:34:16; "I can keep up." — 00:34:29; runs off — 00:34:36
- Comes back: "there's some stoats that fell down, and like, you're so good at making them better. Can you come?" — 00:41:09
- To Fenneck: "I saw you got kicked, it was really cool." — 00:51:08; "Nobody can run as fast as me, but I was helping, I was helping." — 01:01:16
- Stands upright like Sybil, over-corrects and lands on his back — 01:08:28, 01:09:09
- "Oh my god, our grandma is so strong." — 01:00:03; "Yes, Grandma!" — 01:26:51
- Shows off for Bennett: "And I can do this." (a jump from a rock) — 01:27:51, 01:27:52
- Told by Thorn "no jumping" at the catwalk — 01:45:16; allowed to eat by Tula — 01:45:33
BE E5: Protect the Light
- Card: Karate Boy, he/him, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 1; armor class eighteen, strength thirteen, dexterity twenty, constitution sixteen, intelligence nine, wisdom sixteen, charisma eleven — 01:32:10
- "They're not going to be as good at it as I am." — 00:10:26; "I'm gonna go talk to the other kids." — 00:38:09
- Fakes casual about the secret mission — 00:37:59; "I can do that. I can do that." — 00:37:49
- Eats the mint: "It's hot and it's cold!" — 00:44:28; "I like it, actually!" — 00:44:37
- "I think I already hate it." — 00:51:05; "Yeah, because they told us it was bad. But now it's good. It's magic." — 00:52:57; "What's the point of me?" — 00:55:11
- Refuses to become a Beacon: "No, no." — 00:59:04; "We can tell them about the bear!" — 01:00:08
- Persuasion 12 on Ellen, then tells her about the man who wants to be their mother's partner: "He wants to be our second dad." — 01:01:07
- "But he was really brave." — 01:05:43; "He saved all of our lives." — 01:05:52
- Introduces himself in Education: "No, I'm normal size. I'm Jaysohn, and this is Lila" — 01:30:55; "We killed a bear." — 01:33:04; "So we have to do this every day?" — 01:33:10
- "our dad is dead, and our mum doesn't know how to tell us what to do" — 01:34:01
- Challenges the teacher: "Can you do a forward roll, Simon?" — 01:36:05; Acrobatics 14 with disadvantage and Lila's punch — 01:37:06, 01:37:10
- Recruits Lukas: "If you're going to be in our gang, you've got to eat some mint." — 01:39:16; later a 19 on a forward roll — 01:43:11
- Hierarchy: "So I tell you what to do, but she tells me what to do." — 01:44:36
- On Sybil: "I'm in love with you." — 02:11:29
- "Mum, I don't want to keep running." — 02:23:41
- Asks Ava: "Can you teach me how you killed that rabbit?" — 02:25:56; "Best grandma in the world." — 02:26:07; "Yeah, me too, Mum, but I do want to stay." — 02:26:52
BE E6: Reactor Charlie
- Card: Karate Boy, he/him, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 1; armor class eighteen, strength thirteen, dexterity twenty, constitution sixteen, intelligence nine, wisdom sixteen, charisma eleven — 01:04:08
- On sleep: "I just close my eyes and then I wake up later." — 00:38:48; "I dreamt that I was chasing the rabbits" — 00:39:15; "It was a skeleton and it was really cool." — 00:39:15
- With Lukas: "We gave him back to Education." — 00:48:22; "Yeah, you gotta stop giving yourself away, it's weird." — 00:48:59; "But you can be our friend." — 00:49:03
- To Meredith: "I'm actually really big." — 00:51:28; "Our grandpa, he is dead, and our dad..." — 00:56:45
- Perception 21 sees the copper-wired stoats; Stealth 26 to warn Tula — 01:03:31, 01:04:44; "Right, and then we have to go to this Education thing, which is just pointless." — 00:55:21
- Perception 19 in the cubby — 01:09:38; "Mom, it's like what Sybil did with us yesterday." — 01:45:46
- Survival 27 gets the family through the vents — 01:45:05; "No, no, no, we're already really grown up and we're doing grown-up jobs." — 01:46:02
- Initiative 23 — 01:49:52; Arms of the Astral Self (10-foot range), attacks 17 (miss) and 26 (hit), knocks the stoat prone — 01:50:27, 01:50:55
- "Mom, can I have the weapon?" — 01:56:39; tries to zap the body, fails an Intelligence saving throw (die 3, total 4) and takes seven thunder damage — 01:59:50, 02:00:11; hides it (Deception 10) — 02:00:33
- "I wanna jump on it." — 02:10:25; fails the Wisdom save (14 against DC 16) and sprints for the center — 02:14:03, 02:14:18; wins the grapple against Ava (23) — 02:15:33
- After being pulled back: "Uncle Thorn, can we try that again when we're safe, but we do it as a trick?" — 02:21:01
BE E7: The First Stoats
- Card: Karate Boy, he/him, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 3; armor class nineteen, strength thirteen, dexterity eighteen, constitution fifteen, intelligence nine, wisdom twenty, charisma eleven — 00:05:37
- Helps Lila with the Arms of the Astral Self: "so I have a 10 foot reach." Athletics via Wisdom +8: 11, 19 with Izzy's inspiration — 00:05:36, 00:06:06, 00:06:25
- Perception "Dirty 20" over the pool: no sign of Ava — 00:12:52
- Initiative 22 — 00:26:32; runs in against Kiran in the fog at disadvantage: 14, utterly unfazed — 00:28:41, 00:28:43
- Flurry of Blows 23 hits; sneak attack and Stunning Strike (DC 16 Strength save, Kiran makes it), 18 plus five, 23 damage; a second attack misses (value not said, 00:28:49); the second Flurry strike is a natural 1 (fourth attack) — 00:29:03, 00:29:11, 00:29:24, 00:29:39
- Wisdom saving throw against Speaker's fear: rolls a one — 00:43:08; frightened, can't go closer to Speaker — 00:51:08
- Attacks the Pope: a natural 1 and a 24; sneak attack and Stunning Strike for 26 damage; the Pope is stunned — 00:51:31, 00:51:45, 00:51:57, 00:52:21
- To Sybil: "You died! It was so cool!" and "Yes! Hit this one, hit the one with the stupid hat!" — 01:03:55, 01:04:08
- "Stop showing off to Sybil! Stop showing off to her!" — 01:14:29
- Attack on the stunned Pope, 18 plus five, 23: "I lock eye contact with Sybil, and I just rip this pope's throat out and give it to her." — 01:23:41, 01:23:56, 01:24:09
- Critical hit on Silence (natural 20 on the kept die; Brennan sees "a 20 and a nat one", the 1 is not counted); damage totals 13, 29, 32, 39, then 44 — 01:25:10, 01:25:20
- Hugs Ava: "Grandma, I thought you were dead!" — 01:26:33; "Mom, I think Grandma's sick." — 01:33:41
- Perception 16 — 01:32:56
BE E8: Five
- Card: Karate Boy, he/him, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 3; armor class nineteen, strength thirteen, dexterity eighteen, constitution fifteen, intelligence nine, wisdom twenty, charisma eleven — 01:06:51
- "Auntie V, you look so good." and "Are you dead?" (to Tula) — 00:04:07; "And your eyes are so shiny." — 00:05:08
- "Why are you so worried about us all the time if we can't even die?" and "But I am invincible!" — 00:11:16, 00:11:28; Insight 24 — 00:12:07
- "Maybe he is. We never saw his body, right?" (of Geoffrey) — 00:14:56
- Perception 19 — 00:21:08; "I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry." and "I'm glad you're not dead. I mean, you kind of are, but you're not." — 00:23:29, 00:23:35
- To Bennett: "They killed Sybil! And then my mum brought her back to life, but they killed her!" — 00:26:26; "No, it's a reason." — 00:33:30; "Well, we didn't know it was you." — 00:35:06
- Throws the miter into the pit: "We don't need the hat." — 00:36:48, 00:36:53
- "The meat wolf absolutely did, and then I did the rest." — 00:40:15
- Intelligence check "to invent democracy": 11 minus 1, with Viola's Help; "a vibe with a 10" against DC 25 — 00:42:00, 00:42:13, 00:42:16, 00:42:19
- "I should get a weapon, because I really was good at it." — 00:49:26
- "Auntie Vi, I love how much Uncle Thorn just does exactly what you tell him to do." — 00:59:10
- To Ava: "Grandma, what's it like to be dead?" and hugs her: "You're really cold." — 01:06:17, 01:06:51
- Asks Tula: "Are you going to be alive forever? Are you going to be our mum forever?" and "Can I ride the wolf?" — 01:11:48, 01:09:54
- "Grandma's, like, dead dead. You're just, like, died dead." — 01:13:55; eats rocks: "They actually taste pretty good." — 01:16:10
- Breakdances for Ava — 01:21:40; at the lab "Weasels are way bigger than us." and "And a weapon that I know how to use." — 01:34:54, 01:44:40
- "Okay, if it says please, I will stop!" (to Tula, about eating rabbits) — 01:47:02
BE E9: Human
- Card: Karate Boy, he/him, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 5; armor class nineteen, strength thirteen, dexterity eighteen, constitution fifteen, intelligence nine, wisdom twenty, charisma eleven — 00:37:48
- "Well, we're going to go get Lukas." — 00:02:11; "Lila's the leader, and I'm the First Beacon, and Lukas is the Second Beacon." — 00:02:59
- Orders the kits to do a forward roll: intimidation "An eight" (a zero bonus), then persuasion "a plus zero, and I got a five"; "You kids suck! Let's go!" — 00:37:54, 00:38:34, 00:38:41
- Tells Lukas: "Our mum is also so scared and stressed all the time." — 00:36:21; "our grandma is still alive but she's dead, but our dad is, like, dead dead." — 00:36:32
- Survival: "I have a plus nine to survival. 18." — 00:39:40; asks Lukas "Are you clever?" — 00:40:32
- Perception for clues: "I crit." — 00:44:14; feels the electric current in the false door ("you feel just a little buzzing under your claw", Aabria) — 00:44:43
- Punches Lukas by accident: "Sorry, sorry, sorry! I thought it would be harder." — 00:47:37
- Initiative nine (finger raised for a natural one, per the transcript's note) — 00:50:08, 00:50:15
- Reads Silence's pile: "I promise you right now <…> I'm never going to rip your jaw off." — 01:00:02; "maybe I could get into read" — 01:00:02
- Perception 21; athletics 23 in the stack — 01:22:42, 01:24:29
- Survival with the combined kids' effort: 26 (+9) — 01:32:31, 01:32:37
- To the human: "No, I'm basically a grownup! And I'm the man of the house, so I have to be big." — 01:44:54; "Auntie cut MeatWolf's head off, and then it grew back like this." — 01:48:29; "Grandma's okay with cursing now." — 01:49:48
- "We killed them, so it's fine." — 01:56:06; "You can't always listen to my mum. She's a big scaredy cat." — 02:05:16
BE E10: Evolution and Revolution
- Card: he/him, Karate Boy, Monk / Astral Self Level 5, Rogue / Swashbuckler Level 5; armor class nineteen, strength thirteen, dexterity eighteen, constitution fifteen, intelligence nine, wisdom twenty, charisma eleven — 00:59:19
- "I definitely think we should surprise the humans" — 00:07:47; "They killed Dad." — 00:09:26; "They have thunder that comes from a clear sky." — 00:09:28
- On the truck gearshift he rolls a natural one ("I'm grinding the gears") — 00:33:51, 00:33:52; Aabria: "Jaysohn. Who is absolutely just twerking on a gearshift." — 00:34:23
- "We're not afraid of you." — 00:39:36
- Initiative 14 — 00:41:31
- Insight 9 against his mother's deception; grapples Tula — 00:55:11, 00:55:27; "What is wrong with you, Mom, wake up." — 00:55:48
- Is left with 14 hit points after her attack — 00:57:38; "Mom wake up." — 00:58:05
- Perception 13: "all of this is Phoebe" — 00:59:34, 00:59:36
- Attacks Phoebe in the human's mouth: 30 and 24 to hit, Stunning Strike twice (DC 17 con) fails, 40 damage and 8 sneak attack — 01:00:20, 01:01:05, 01:01:32, 01:01:47
- Deflect Missile on the gunner's shot: "I'm just gonna catch a bullet." — 01:02:47
- Had four hit points before the blast; dropped by it, unmoving on the monster (76 total, "this wouldn't have auto-killed you"); Ava (Erika) casts Spare the Dying and Tula heals him; wakes: "Did we do it?" — 01:25:13, 01:25:37, 01:26:14, 01:26:58; to Lukas: "Lukas, I died too!" — 01:32:33
- Epilogue (Siobhan): "Jaysohn joins Resource Allocation. Absolutely sidesteps Education fully." — 01:48:48; acrobatics 31 — 01:49:54